The Lag B’Omer Party Thursday Night

From JConnectLA: "Come one, come all, let LA Jews unite on this special night! WHEN: Thursday, May 22nd 6pm to 10pm WHERE: Dockweiler Beach – 12000 Vista del Mar, Playa del Rey WHAT: Bonfire, BBQ, Live music & jam session (Bring your own instruments) & more COST: FREE – Modest charge for food & beverage CONTACT: Michal @ 310-405-2335 or [email protected] Please be sure to dress warmly!"

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS THURSDAY’S BEACH BONFIRE BASH!
JAM SESSION, FOOD AND GOOD TIMES!!!!

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David Sacks Has The Sweetest Torah

He’s such a genuine person it’s hard to believe he makes his living as a TV comedy writer and producer.

He seems untainted by Hollywood and totally committed to God, Torah and Israel.

I’ve been catching his Torah classes since coming to Los Angeles in 1994.

From Wikipedia:

David Sacks is a television writer and producer. His writing and producing credits include The Simpsons (for which he won a Emmy for the season six episode Fear of Flying), 3rd Rock From the Sun (for which he won a Golden Globe), Malcolm in the Middle, The Tick and Murphy Brown. The only Simpsons episode Sacks has written is the season six episode Fear of Flying.

Born and raised in New York City, David Sacks attended Harvard College, graduating with a degree in Government in 1984. While there he began his comedy writing career as an editor of the school’s humor magazine, The Harvard Lampoon. Upon graduating, David moved to Los Angeles and began writing for television.

David is the co-founder and Senior Lecturer of The Happy Minyan of Los Angeles.

He is the founder of the Jewish Impact Films fellowship with television writer Jason Venokur and Speeddating creator Rabbi Yaacov Deyo.

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Will The Rubashkins (Agriprocessors) Serve Any Time?

From the Washington Post May 18:

POSTVILLE, Iowa — Antonio Escobedo ran to get his wife Monday when he saw a helicopter circling overhead and immigration agents approaching the meatpacking plant where they both work. The couple hid for hours inside the plant before obtaining refuge in the pews and hall at St. Bridget’s Catholic Church, where hundreds of other Guatemalan and Mexican families gathered, hoping to avoid arrest.

"I like my job. I like my work. I like it here in Iowa," said Escobedo, 38, an illegal immigrant from Yescas, Mexico, who has raised his three children for 11 years in Postville. "Are they mad because I’m working?"

Monday’s raid on the Agriprocessors plant, in which 389 immigrants were arrested and many held at a cattle exhibit hall, was the Bush administration’s largest crackdown on illegal workers at a single site. It has upended this tree-lined community, which calls itself "Hometown to the World." Half of the school system’s 600 students were absent Tuesday, including 90 percent of Hispanic children, because their parents were arrested or in hiding.

Current and former officials of the Department of Homeland Security say its raid on the largest employer in northeast Iowa reflects the administration’s decision to put pressure on companies with large numbers of illegal immigrant workers, particularly in the meat industry. But its disruptive impact on the nation’s largest supplier of kosher beef and on the surrounding community has provoked renewed criticism that the administration is disproportionately targeting workers instead of employers, and that the resulting turmoil is worse than the underlying crimes.

"They don’t go after employers. They don’t put CEOs in jail," complained the Postville Community Schools superintendent, David Strudthoff, 51, who said the sudden incarceration of more than 10 percent of the town’s population of 2,300 "is like a natural disaster — only this one is manmade."

He added, "In the end, it is the greater population that will suffer and the workforce that will be held accountable."

Congressman Bruce Braley (D-Iowa) said enforcement efforts against corporations that commit immigration violations have "plummeted" under the Bush administration. "Until we enforce our immigration laws equally against both employers and employees who break the law, we will continue to have a problem," he said.

Julie L. Myers, assistant homeland security secretary for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), said that to the contrary, the agency has seldom been so aggressive, including opening criminal investigations of company officials. While cases have netted only a handful of sentences for low-level managers so far, Myers said, such white-collar crime investigations typically take years to develop.

"Can we really execute a search warrant without taking any action against [illegal employment] that we know is taking place?" she asked. "Or will just taking business records through a search warrant cause illegal aliens to leave, and then we’re not fulfilling that part of the mission, as well?"

Jewish Whistleblower writes:

Will the Rubashkins be Prosecuted? Will they serve any time?

Perhaps the answer lies with family member Rabbi Milton Balkany and his connections with senior politicians.

Balkany is married to Sarah Rubashkin, an occasional lecturer on Chabad Hasidim, with whom he has 13 children. His father in law is Rabbi Aaron Rubashkin the founder of Agriprocessors. His brother-in-law, Rabbi Moshe Rubashkin is a member of the board of the Community Council in Crown Heights. Another brother-in-law Rabbi Sholom Rubashkin is the current CEO of AgriProcessors.

Balkany recently lost a libel suit against the NY Village Voice that further exposed his ties with senior polititions and an alleged prison bribery scheme.

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Rabbi Balkany vs. The Village Voice.

Summary Judgment motion from Voice succeeds March 19, 2008.

"ORDERED that defendants’ motion for summary judgement is granted and the complaint
is dismissed with prejudice as against defendants Village Voice Media, Inc., Tom Robbins and
Alexznder Zakharov."

Materials filed March 25, 2008, New York County Clerk’s Office.

Excerpts from Order only posted below:

SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK – NEW YORK COUNTY
Judge Shirley Werner Kornreich
Present
Part 54
Index Number : 112604/2004
BALKANY, MILTON RABBI
vs.
VILLAGE VOICE MEDIA
Sequence Number : 003

Excerpts:

Regarding thc Zakharov Statements, Robbins avers that he did not simply rely on The Daily News’ reporting. He claims that he obtained a copy Zakharov’s October 30, 2003 hearing transcript in federal court before Judge Allen Hellerstein. At the hearing, Zakharov detailed the specifics of his involvement in the bribery schcme. The transcript quotes Zakharov as stating that from January to August 2001, he along with Vadim Kaplun (Sam Kaplun’s son) collected money from federal inmates for the purpose of moving them from one federal facility to another. He claimed he then gave the money to Sam Kaplun, who would give it to a rabbi for the purpose of conveying the money to officials inside the federal government. Zakharov did not identify the
rabbi, but he described him as being associated with a Jewish school in the Borough Park area of Brooklyn. Judge Hellerstein then asked Assistant United States Attorney Evan Barr if the government knew who the rabbi was. Mr. Barr stated that the government did know the identity of the rabbi.
Robbins next avers he was independently able to verily Rabbi Balkany as the rabbi named in the prison bribcry scheme by tracking down Zakharov in Florida and interviewing him on or about February 24, 2004. During the interview, Zakharov told him that Rabbi Balkany was
the rabbi referred to at his hearing bcfore Judge Hellerstein and that the money he gave to Sam Kaplun was supposed to go to Rabbi Balkany and then onto federal officials. According to Robbins, this interview served to independently corroborate what was originally reported in the Daily News from its "law enforcement sources".
Robbins also avers that he obtained the transcript of Sam Kaplun’s appearance before Magistrate Judge Gabriel Gornstein on November 24, 2003. This transcript details Kaplun’s guilty plea to conspiracy to bribe a public official and outlines how he collected money and
passed it on to a rabbi in an effort to secure the transfer of inmates from one federal prison to another. Robbins interviewed Rabbi Balkany for the story and included the rabbi’s denial of the allegations and his statement that Zakharov and Kaplun both implicated him in order to receive leniency from prosecutors. Finally, in support of this motion, Robbins submits the allocution transcripts of Sam Kaplun and Zakharov, both of which took place after the Second Voice Article was published. During their allocutions, both Kaplun and Zakharov identify Rabbi Balkany as the rabbi who solicited bribes in connection with the requests to have prisoners transferred. In fact, during Zakharov’s allocution, Judge Hellerstein stated that Rabbi Balkany was the "major culprit" in the plan and expressed his disappointment that the government did not charge him.

…Rabbi Balkany submits his deposition testimony, in which he stated that he never charged families fees for the processing of the daycare voucher applications. He testified that he charged institutions lees in order to "hire lobbyists" and that before charging any fee, he asked Commissioner Scoppetta for permission. He further testified that he kept no records regarding the fees. He simply dealt with each institution on an ad hoc basis. In addition, Rabbi Balkany stated that the DOI never formally charged him with distributing any vouchers improperly. Moreover, Rabbi Balkany testitied that he did help Leona Helmsley while she was in prison by providing her with traditional Rosh Hashanah meals and helping her get released from prison temporarily to visit her son’s grave the day before Yom Kippur. In reference to Antar, Rabbi Balkany stated that he never helped Antar directly and that he only met Antar once in a kitchen during the tour of a prison. Rabbi Balkany claimed that he actually helped Antar’s cousin, who was in prison around the same time. When asked whether providing Antar with kosher food and assistance on religious holidays reflected poorly on him, Rabbi Balkany stated it did not.

Regarding the Congressman and Appeals Brief Statements made by Davis, Rabbi Balkany admitted that he helped Davis attend his son’s Bar Mitzvah. He contended that he never spoke to any congressman and detailed the process by which he attained Davis’ release. See EBT of Rabbi Milton Balkany pp. 426-427; 445-449. Rabbi Balkany denied arranging for Davis’ appeals brief to be read by a federal judge. However, he stated that he did meet with the Maryland U.S. Attorney, and that he may have received some paperwork from Davis prior to the meeting. However, he further stated that he was not sure he read the paperwork, and, did not state whether or not he brought these papers with him to his meeting with the Maryland U.S. Attorney.

Regarding the Zakharov Statements and the prison bribery scandal, Rabbi Balkany testied that he never met with Zakharov, but did meet with Sam Kaplun and helped his son Vadim get transferred to another federal prison. He denied that he met with or spoke to Vadim, stating he merely spoke with Rabbi Laskin who helped arrange for Vadim to receive prayer books, food, etc. Following this assistance, Sam Kaplun made a $5,000 donation to Rabbi Balkany’s yeshiva. Rabbi Balkany claimed he provided Kaplun with a receipt and thank you
letter. Finally, Rabbi Balkany testified that he did not ask for the donation from Kaplun in return for helping his son.

In addition, Rabbi Balkany testified that he helped Davis. He averred that he did not speak to a congressman, rather, he spoke to several government officials including the Maryland U.S. Attorney, head of the Bureau of Prisons, Attorney General Janet Reno, and finally, White House counsel Amber Mikva.

From the New York Times Feb. 24, 2004:

Federal prosecutors in Manhattan who had charged a prominent orthodox rabbi with stealing grant money last year said yesterday that they would not prosecute the rabbi, Milton Balkany, who admitted that he was wrong in not complying with specific terms of the grant’s use.

Rabbi Balkany, the dean of Bais Yaakov, a Jewish day school in Borough Park, Brooklyn, had been accused of diverting about $700,000 in federal grant money administered through the Department of Housing and Urban Development. The funds were supposed to be used for a school for disabled children.

Instead, according to a statement released by prosecutors, Rabbi Balkany said that the funds were used to pay administrative expenses at the school, the Children’s Center of Brooklyn, and at Bais Yaakov. ”Contrary to my understanding with HUD, I authorized the use of the grant to pay for general administrative and operational expenses of both Bais Yaakov and the Children’s Center of Brooklyn, even though I knew that the specific terms of the grant did not permit me to use the funds in this manner,” the rabbi said in the statement, which was released by prosecutors yesterday.

Under the government’s terms for avoiding prosecution, Rabbi Balkany must make restitution to HUD, agree to travel restrictions, and engage in ”good behavior” for six months.

According to a statement to the rabbi from the United States attorney for the Southern District of New York, David N. Kelley, and two of his assistants, ”no further prosecution will be instituted in this district for the above offense unless you violate one of the special conditions.”

In August, a criminal complaint accused the rabbi of using the money to pay for life insurance premiums, income taxes, electronics and restaurant bills, among other things. He was charged with theft of government property, false claims, and wire fraud and obstruction.

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If A Man Tells You He’s Working On Himself…

…it simply means he’s banging some other babe (or trying to).

I encounter countless women who are madly in love with some guy who’s just not into them.

They invent all these crazy excuses for his lack of interest such as:

"He says it’s him, not me. He just needs time to work on himself."

"He’s confused right now."

"He’s very busy with his work."

If a man loves a woman, he’ll fly around the world for her. Nothing will stop him from pursuing her.

If he’s not moving heaven and earth to court her, he doesn’t love her.

End of story.

All a woman has to do when a man loves her is to not call the police on him. He’ll take all the other steps to start up a relationship.

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Talking To Myself

"I feel like when I’m talking to you, I’m talking to myself," I said.

"Huh?" she said.

"I mean, I feel safe when I talk to you. It’s like I’m talking to myself. I feel that degree of safety. I know you’re not going to use what I say to hurt me. It’s a compliment."

"OK," she said.

I lead many separate lives and let almost nobody into all of them.

When friends from my different lives come together, it makes me anxious.

I want a few safe harbors where I can dock and not feel worried about being blogged.

My writing comes first in my life — except for a handful of relationships. But without them, I find little solace in writing.

I can only get close to people if I promise not to write about them but I can only write well if I can get close to people.

Without close connections, I drift. My life has no meaning.

I can only write well if I write passionately and I can only feel passion by getting inside of people.

"Please do this for me. It’s for my writing."

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Israeli Anger Over American Interference

Israelis seem to get very angry at the influence of American Jews in Israeli politics.

I have a few thoughts on this, none of which reflect well on Israelis.

One. You don’t get mad at something that is insignificant.

If American Jews did not have a significant influence on Israeli politics, Israelis would not be so angry.

Two. Without the influence of American Jews, there never would’ve been an Israel.

The tiny democracy would not last six months without the money and influence of American Jews.

Israelis resent this. They depend on American Jewish influence and money for survival yet want this aid without strings attached.

No aid comes without conditions.

Israelis, in this respect, are like teenagers. They depend on mom and dad for survival yet simultaneously wish to ignore them.

If you want world Jewry to feel a stake in the Jewish state, then you can’t expect them to completely butt out when it comes to Israeli politics.

If you want mom and dad to fund your life, you can’t expect them not to try to influence it.

At the same time Israelis protest foreign influence, they loudly proclaim that no non-Israeli can have any influence on Israeli politics. "Unless you’re a citizen, you don’t count" they say.

Well, if we don’t count, why are they getting so angry?

Obviously we do count.

How can non-Israelis influence Israeli politics?

There are principally two ways — through money and good ideas. If an idea is good, it doesn’t matter where it comes from.

I hope the influence of money does not need to be explained. Both of Israel’s major political parties (Likud and Labor) depend heavily on the election expertise of foreigners, principally Americans. Money funds thinktanks which often produce powerful ideas. Money funds media which influences people. Money funds yeshivas which shape minds.

In principal, I believe that Israeli security questions should be settled by Israelis, but you can’t wield a flaming sword to keep out the ideas and influence of non-Israelis. Truth is truth irrespective of the source. For instance, regarding the Oslo peace accords, the majority of Israelis were wrong in embracing them and American skeptics such as former Commentary magazine editor Norman Podhoretz were right.

Perhaps this insularity that Israelis say they seek is an example of why all those who can best explain Judaism to the world come from the diaspora and why the Babylonian Talmud is the one that most Jews study, not the Jerusalem Talmud.

Judaism stinks in Israel (it also shines in places). It’s a corrupt rotting thing. Because it is funded and powered by the state, it doesn’t worry much about winning hearts and minds.

Gadi Pickholz writes:

Luke:

No wonder the Rabbanut revoked your conversion. I am constantly amazed at the ignorance about basic aspects of history and halacha in some of your comments, and would have expected them covered in much more detail during a conversion process, even by the RCC.

Israel is a sovereign nation. This is not the local shtetl, or a bunch of Jews living together in some American suburb under the umbrella of a sovereign state. It is now a sixty year old sovereign nation. To paraphrase the Hebrew verse "Toda al HaKol, v’Shalom", thanks for all your efforts, and goodbye. What is occurring here is not American Jews throwing around their money on another Mission to Spend Bucks, this is absolute election fraud and violation of money laundering law. Repeatedly, and exclusively, committed by "frum" American leadership to further its influence in a sovereign state to which they have elected not to pledge their citizenship and allegiance, much less send a son to man a military post. There are very strict election and money laundering laws in the US, particularly as they apply to foreign nationals attempting to influence American presidential elections. Your refusal to recognize the balance in that equation is most perplexing, and indicative of denial on both your part and that of your readership. The American frum community has become an absolute plague of money laundering to phoney yeshivot, envelopes to major candidates on the right and center, and a real embarrassment to any shomrei mitzvot citizens of Israel. The refusal of the American community to even recognize and concede the problem is but another in the long line of denial of behaviors within the American frum community, from sexual abuse to rabbinic malpractice — but here they are not occurring within the confines of the frum bubble community in America, but directly effecting a sovereign state.

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I Turn 42 May 28

L.A.’s gedolim are lining up to take me to lunch.

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Karaoke Or Revival Meeting?

Here are some incredibly awkward photos of your truly singing "Space Oddity" a couple of weeks ago:

From my live cam chat:

maven:  Now you no longer look like Charlton Heston from the Ten Commandments, rather more like Heston in Planet of the Apes
guest3:  maven… i just fell of my chair in laughter
maven:  apparently luke did as well
guest3:  he’s finding a tree to swing from
maven:  I suppose if he keeps this up, he’ll look more like the Roddy McDowell character.
guest3:  women are still going ape over him
guest3:  they also like his banana

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The Case Of Rabbi Jack Sparks

From The Awareness Center:

Director, Albert Einstein Academy Wilmington, DE

Talleyville, DE

Newark, DE

(2004 – ) Director, Austin Jewish Academy – Austin, TX

(2004 – ) Volunteer, Shir Ami Congregation – Cedar Park, TX

Miami, FL

New York City, NY

Boston, MA

Arrested on charges of child endangerment of a fourteen-year-old boy. Sparks took the boy on a shopping trip to the Fairfield News and Tobacco store on New London Road in Newark and encouraged the boy to pick out a magazine in the "back room" where pornographic magazines are kept. The boy declined, picking out a gaming magazine instead.

Rabbi, Dr. Jack L. Sparks, has been an educator in Jewish Private Schools for 25 years in Boston, MA; New York City, NY; Miami, FL; Austin, TX and Talleyville, Delaware.  Rabbi Sparks holds a doctorate degree in Educational Leadership from Boston University, as well as graduate and undergraduate degrees in curriculum and instruction, Jewish studies, counseling psychology and elementary education.

It is not uncommon for an individual who molest children to work in the education field and also to move around from state to state. If you or anyone you know was abused by Rabbi Jack L. Sparks please contact The Awareness Center and or the Newark Police Department.

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I’m Thinking Of Shaving My Head And Keeping My Beard

I want to go for The Road Warrior look.

From my live cam chat:

palestine4ever:  It’d be a pity if Leah Kleim were estranged in the face of your sexual power, Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  I am totally focused on the upcoming national election, and the opportunities it will present
ChaimAmalek:  Most women can’t stare at the sun for too long
ChaimAmalek:  Even Emma must look away as I type.  So it is with most women
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, there seems to be a fungus growing on your face
palestine4ever:  I was going to suggest he shave his head to go with that look
ChaimAmalek:  Who knows what animacule life it hides?
palestine4ever:  But he wouldn’t be able to clip on his beanie
ChaimAmalek:  YES Luke, SHAVE YOUR HEAD, KEEP THE BEARD!!
ChaimAmalek:  Velcro
palestine4ever:  Thumbtacks?
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, you could be THAT DUDE
ChaimAmalek:  The man everyone fears.  Taliban beard, bald, Hillside Strangler van
ChaimAmalek:  "I’m Luke Ford, and this is my van.  Hop in."
palestine4ever:  He’d be pretty bad ass
Emma:  90d in LA today Chaim…Lukes feeling hot
palestine4ever:  Especially with the leather tefillin
ChaimAmalek:  Hot young chicks would be into it
palestine4ever:  A pair of leather chaps and he could audition as a punk in the remake of The Road Warrior
ChaimAmalek:  Yes, that would scare the undesireables away
ChaimAmalek:  The Humungus
palestine4ever:  Yes!
ChaimAmalek:  Lord of the Wasteland, the Ayatolla of Rock-n-rolla
ChaimAmalek:  Or maybe his good friend Wes.
palestine4ever:  Or he could be the mohawk guy with the beautiful blond boyfriend
palestine4ever:  that gets a boomerang embedded in his face
ChaimAmalek:  Hey Luke, it is an election year.  I can see you in a mohawk and green army surplus jacket, following candidates around.
palestine4ever:  What we’re saying is that there are more possibilities than "waifish homless guy"
ChaimAmalek:  LA needs a real rain to clean the streets of all the scum the filth.
ChaimAmalek:  What luke needs, seriously, is for his landlord to evict him and for someone to steal his van
palestine4ever:  Why do you say that?
Emma:  Who neeeds that?
ChaimAmalek:  If Luke were cut off from the internet for six months, he might do something productive
ChaimAmalek:  This is a waste of his time
ChaimAmalek:  blogging
palestine4ever:  Is he that addicted to the casual but poor lifestyle we see?
Emma:  I dissagree
ChaimAmalek:  for what, $10/day?
ChaimAmalek:  Well, being homeless and sharing a street corner would cure him of that.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, what are you doing to better yourself, financially?
ChaimAmalek:  Enough joking around
ChaimAmalek:  I mean, this blogging, to what purpose?
ChaimAmalek:  Selling real estate lectures?
ChaimAmalek:  I would tell you to get back into porn, but my sense is that the money just isn’t there anymore
palestine4ever:  Chaim asks the question that we all want to.
ChaimAmalek:  Do people make money at that anymore?
ChaimAmalek:  To me, it is like making money off of w**king.
palestine4ever:  A few probably do, but none have Luke’s following, I’d guess.
ChaimAmalek:  "So, what do you do?" "Oh, I help lonely men jerk off"
YourMoralLeader:  Just trying to survive till my TV show
Emma:  People woudnt pay to see that Chaim
palestine4ever:  One man in this very hovel had more traffic than the multi-million dollar trade rag.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m working on my computer projector blog
ChaimAmalek:  I think you need new shticks.  Like why not get into scientology?
ChaimAmalek:  Imagine the hijinks that would ensue
ChaimAmalek:  "Luke versus the Thetans"
palestine4ever:  They won’t deal with people on meds.
ChaimAmalek:  He could lie about that
palestine4ever:  They can cure insanity but only the kind that they create.
ChaimAmalek:  Or, why is this man not deep into Hollywood (oh how different the meaning now) Kabballah?
palestine4ever:  YES!
palestine4ever:  That’s it.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke would be a born salesman for it
palestine4ever:  Luke, listen to this man.
palestine4ever:  You can be a pretend Jew but actually make a living at it.
ChaimAmalek:  I have given him many good ideas over the years, but as a shrink I know once put it "you are wasting your time with people like that"
palestine4ever:  You’d be a guru.
palestine4ever:  You’d have followers.
ChaimAmalek:  He’s too content to be where he is at.  That’s why he needs to be evicted
palestine4ever:  Young, leggy and fertile followers.
ChaimAmalek:  I am willing to do that.
ChaimAmalek:  Where do I sign up?
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, what’s on tap for this weekend?
palestine4ever:  Head down to the local college and ask for where Hillel meets
Emma:  Shopping….
palestine4ever:  Bag a few of them, then their friends, then their friends’ friends
ChaimAmalek:  for what?
palestine4ever:  Suddenly you’ve got your own Kabballah Sex Cult
Emma:  Dont be so nosey Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  I never could get into shopping.
ChaimAmalek:  OK, so if it is for tampons, just say so
Emma:  lol
palestine4ever:  http://www2.tech.purdue.edu/cgt/courses/cgt411/covey/48_laws_of_power.htm
palestine4ever:  Luke, let this be your primer.
Emma:  Spending my bd money
YourMoralLeader:  how much $$$ you bag?
YourMoralLeader:  save it for LA!
ChaimAmalek:  Save it for New York.
palestine4ever:  Don’t rely on instinct. Take advice from the cult leaders who have come before you.
palestine4ever:  Build upon the shoulders of giants, etc.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, my sense of the culture is that porn has peaked
ChaimAmalek:  and is in decline
ChaimAmalek:  like the mortgage market, or fear of the swine flu
ChaimAmalek:  You need to figure out a way of making money off of this gay marriage thing
palestine4ever:  Or rubes duct-taping their houses and suffocating for fear of anthrax
YourMoralLeader:  I know I carry your hopes and dreams with me everywhere I go.
YourMoralLeader:  http://computerprojectors.blogspot.com/
ChaimAmalek:  I was in a hotel a few weeks back and they had porn on a channel.  Really hideous looking people
YourMoralLeader:  You gents have given me lots to meditate on for shabbos
ChaimAmalek:  You need to attract the blogger elites here
palestine4ever:  He had them at one point.
ChaimAmalek:  Greet your Shabbos queen, but also cop a feel off of her
palestine4ever:  But Matt Welch went on to become a bigshot Libertard and the hovel is still the hovel.
ChaimAmalek:  Well, there was more to it than that.
User guest27 (74.36.5.138) entered the room.
ChaimAmalek:  And the loss of one of them hurt his prospects enormously
palestine4ever:  I could have given you the Ron Paul lubs Nazis scoop, Luke.
palestine4ever:  Chaim is a wise man.
palestine4ever:  I’d like my unborn child to be just like him, except not a Jew.

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