Frozen River

Normally I’m not interested in movies about fat people nor old people nor ugly people nor poor people nor losers in general. Video

I want to think about winners. I want to look at people like me and imagine they are me and that is me up on the big screen struggling heroically to achieve something grand and someone hot.

I realize this might strike you as shallow.

So be it.

Anyway, this movie starts with an old woman in her bra and panties.

Now I enjoy filth as much as the next guy, but this scene did nothing for me.

I was quite ready to tune out of the whole flick but there was something about it that struck me as honest.

This is an honest portrayal of poor people trying to make do the best they can on the border between Canada and the United States. They’re lured by the money to get into smuggling, which makes for an exciting movie. If they’d just kept working at minimum wage conventional jobs, I’d have fallen asleep.

This is a beautiful movie. Each scene leads into the next and yet constantly surprises.

At the end, all the lose ends are tied up.

I don’t want to sound like a shill for Sony Classics, but since they’ve been inviting me to their movies, I’ve liked most of them.

And they’re free to me!

Bizlift writes on imdb.com:

 Frozen River is not a glamorous Hollywood film. It’s a bleak indie film about struggling to survive.

I found it well written with strong performances by Melissa Leo & Charlie McDermott.

The movie was very moody with some intense scenes and generated a strong emotional response for me. The setting and simple production worked very well with the atmosphere of the story.

And, not to give away anything…the ending is "satisfying" without tying up things impossibly neat or without being too predictable.

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Why Hillary Lost

Joe emails:

The hard left did not want her. For reasons that she is sane and not part of the bush derangement syndrome and does not call for radical change and she voted for the war. But that is just the artsy fartsy vote. however, that plus the black vote (which is unbelievably racist – 9-1 in favor of obama) gave obama a plurality. 


The rest of the field, the woman, white males with some brains, and the regular democrats would have voted for her, had she worn a skirt just once. Just once – hell, i would have crossed over and voted for her. let her take a week hiatus, lose 6-8 pounds and then about 8 more, get a tight skirt on – and then when that glib black dude says "you are liked well enough" let’s see the backlash. Pants suits are lame. they suck. she lost because of them.

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Video Interview With Avi Davis Of The American Freedom Alliance

Video interview with Avi Davis of the AFA.

The American Freedom Alliance will host a two day international conference on academic freedom on Sunday, June 15 and Monday, June 16, 2008 at the University of Southern California in Los Angeles. The title of the conference is How Free Is the University? and will feature, among many scholars, academics, government officials and commentators, Daniel Pipes, Victor Davis Hanson, Hugh Hewitt, Dennis Prager, Anne Neal and David Horowitz. The conference will feature an exclusive survey, two years in the making, on the attitudes of academics throughout the United States on a range of different issues. The results of that survey are quite shocking. Among the seventeen cosponsors of the conference are the American Center for Democracy, National Association of Scholars, Campus Watch, American Council of Trustees and Alumni, Indepenent Women’s Forum., Intercollegiate Studies Institute and David Horowitz Freedom Center.

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My SEO Blog

palestine4ever:  I’m telling you, Levi: sell the shovels to the goldrushers, don’t try to look for gold yourself.
palestine4ever:  Are you running an SEO blog anywhere?
palestine4ever:  You should be if you’re not.
palestine4ever:  You can con–sorry, "convince"–thousands of your fame via your extensive clippings.
palestine4ever:  "I’m Luke Ford. Have you heard of me? Probably not. But here’s the 23342390423 publications that have written about me."
palestine4ever:  And then string them along via your usual cut-and-paste of stuff like this.
palestine4ever:  I’d check it out every day, I’m sure others would too.

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Google Threatens Blog For Publishing Youtube Revenue Share Contract

From Valleywag:

Google’s lawyers usually busy themselves trying to defend their right to keep content online — so Google’s search engine can index it, of course. Odd, then, to see Stacey Wexler, litigation counsel for Google, send New York tech blog Silicon Alley Insider an email asking it to take down references to a YouTube advertising contract in a story about the video site’s new revenue-sharing program for ads sold by video creators. Odder still to see Silicon Alley Insider post the email to its site, then take it down (the site now displays an error where Wexler’s email once appeared, but the original post about YouTube remains online, and a reader has reposted the item in a comment). We’re puzzled about what, precisely, is so controversial about the YouTube revenue-sharing program. (Wexler claims the contract is confidential, but we don’t think that’s Silicon Alley Insider’s problem.) The contract reveals that Google will take 45 percent of ad revenues, with a minimum campaign budget of $10,000, unless otherwise negotiated. Read Wexler’s letter to Silicon Alley Insider, reproduced below, and the contract, embedded via DocStoc, and tell us which terms you think Google was most concerned about keeping private.

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Emma Opposes Irish Ratification Of The New European Union Treaty

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) — Ireland’s citizens voted Thursday on whether to accept or reject the European Union’s new reform treaty, a painstakingly negotiated pact that would be damaged or destroyed by an Irish ”No.”

The Lisbon Treaty seeks to reshape EU institutions and powers to cope with the bloc’s near-doubling in size over the past four years from 15 to 27 nations with 495 million people. It contains many of the same reform plans as the EU’s previous master plan: a constitution rejected by French and Dutch voters in 2005.

This time, among EU nations, only Ireland’s 3 million registered voters present a serious threat to ratification. The other 26 members are requiring approval only through their national governments and so far, 18 EU members have done so.

From my live cam chat:

palestine4ever:  British politics confuse me, Emma.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, should Ireland enter the EU?
palestine4ever:  The Right is opposed to extending detention for terror suspects, while the Left is cheerleading the erosion of any semblance of judicial sanity.
Emma:  No
YourMoralLeader:  why?
palestine4ever:  "In truth, 42 days is just one – perhaps the most salient example – of the insidious, surreptitious and relentless erosion of fundamental British freedoms."He listed the growth of the "database state," government "snooping" ID cards, the erosion of jury
palestine4ever:  trials and other issues."This cannot go on. It must be stopped and for that reason today I feel it is incumbent on me to make a stand," said Mr Davis.
Emma:  I don’t think it needs to.
palestine4ever:  That’s a Tory. That’s just weird.
YourMoralLeader:  have you gone on any political protests in your life emma? demonstrated for anything? waved a placard?
Emma:  I was a member of the youth council here once lol
YourMoralLeader:  what did you do?
Emma:  a few politicians wanted my vote…
YourMoralLeader:  i bet
YourMoralLeader:  and other things
Emma:  But I never paid any interest
Emma:  har de har
YourMoralLeader:  did you intern for any?
Emma:  No

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The Legacy Of Islamic Anti-Semitism

From the Horowitz Freedom Center, a Monday night lecture at the Luxe Hotel on Sunset and the 405:

Andrew G. Bostom is the author of the highly acclaimed The Legacy of Jihad: Islamic Holy War and the Fate of Non-Muslims. He has published articles and commentary on Islam in the Washington Times, National Review Online, Revue Politique, FrontPageMagazine.com, American Thinker, and other print and online publications.

Bostom

This comprehensive, meticulously documented collection of scholarly articles presents indisputable evidence that a readily discernible, uniquely Islamic antisemitism–a specific Muslim hatred of Jews–has been expressed continuously since the advent of Islam. Debunking the conventional wisdom, which continues to assert that Muslim animosity toward Jews is entirely a 20th-century phenomenon fueled mainly by the protracted Arab-Israeli conflict, leading scholars provide example after example of antisemitic motifs in Muslim documents reaching back to the beginnings of Islam.

The contributors show that the Koran itself is a significant source of hostility toward Jews, as well as other foundational Muslim texts including the hadith (the words and deeds of Muhammad as recorded by pious Muslim transmitters) and the sira (the earliest Muslim biographies of Muhammad). Many other examples are adduced in the writings of influential Muslim jurists, theologians, and scholars, from the Middle Ages through the contemporary era. 

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When My Implacable Anger Collides With The Sweetest Intern

When I called yesterday to reschedule, the secretary told me that today I was lucky to get the most popular intern at the school.

Yay! My mind raced. What mysterious Oriental delights awaited me?

I speculated aloud to my friend. I could hardly sleep last night. Not till after 3 a.m.

Then I arrive today and I’m kept waiting for 30 minutes.

I grow angry. How dare she? I’m Luke Ford. I have the awesome burden of moral leadership on my shoulders.

Don’t go. I need your healing. Please please don’t go. Don’t you hear me baby?

I peer into the office and check out the interns. Must be the most beautiful one. I can’t wait for her to poke me.

Why does she keep me waiting?

Must move my car. Don’t want to get a ticket.

I come back. Here she is. Whoa. Total Plain Jane. How is she the most popular intern? By what scale?

She apologizes. She was helping someone with great pain.

Hmm, she’s sweet.

Her room smells great.

I leap on the bed.

She smiles at my enthusiasm.

It’s fun to stay at the YMCA. You can get yourself clean. You can have a good meal. You can do anything you want.

No man does it all by himself. I’ll put my pride on the shelf.

She’s read my chart.

It’s fun to stay at the YMCA.

She praises my main intern.

I say he gives me energy. After his treatments, I feel great. I race around.

She speculates that it is his gentleness that heals me. I should be gentle with myself.

His gentleness? Ain’t no man gonna be gentle with me. No way.

Gentle with myself? That’s against the Torah.

I’m the poster child for heterosexuality. How many women do I have to have before everyone is convinced of my straightness? Just give me the number and I’ll get to work.

Put my pride of the shelf…

We are family. I’ve got all my sisters with me.

This woman has amazing intuition. I want to tell her about my every pain. But we only have an hour. I’ll just trace the outlines.

She says I can lie down.

I hope the Chinese doctor comes in. She’s the sweetest. I hope she take my pulse and has me stick out my tongue and looks in my eyes. She’s so caring. She spent ten minutes with me two weeks ago, but only two minutes last week. And I’d made a special Friday appointment just so I could see her.

No doctor for Levi this week.

Oh well, I understand why my intern is the most popular.

My anger is gone.

I barely feel it when she sticks the needles in.

I love the needles in my head. They pierce and release my anxieties.

I’m going into a deep fog.

Hello? What’s this? Aromatherapy. Whoa.

I really am straight but I’m liking this.

I get to sniff the two flavors, one is citrus and one is for depression.

I want both.

I get it spread on my face and wrists and stomach.

Yay!

Kiss me, I’m fragrant!

Oh man, what’s that Chinese Vicksy stuff she’s rubbing on my elbow? What an exquisite release! I feel my pain going away. Rub, rub, rub.

"If by some miracle your elbow feels better," she whispers, "be gentle with yourself."

Don’t stop. Please don’t stop.

From my live cam chat:

palestine4ever:  You can’t reference the Village People and heterosexuality at the same time.
palestine4ever:  Worlds are colliding!
YourMoralLeader:  Ever had aromatherapy?
palestine4ever:  No, I have an aunt who dabbled in that shizzit before becoming a born-again Muslim (I’m not kidding)
palestine4ever:  She fell in love with a swarthy Bosnian
YourMoralLeader:  Who hasn’t?
palestine4ever:  Like George Carlin said, they’re not quite black, but on the swarthier end of the racial spectrum.
palestine4ever:  I had no idea Leah was… well… that messed up
palestine4ever:  Alcohol, violence, Judaism!
palestine4ever:  The fact that she has violent alcoholic rampages kinda puts that one to sleep for good.
palestine4ever:  You always, always, always remember your first crazy girl.
palestine4ever:  I mean the girl who calls you in hysterical tears because she broke her iPod.
palestine4ever:  I mean the girl who you kick in the morning because she camped out outside your front door.
palestine4ever:  Women who practice that new age s**t always have the most incredibly f**ked up lives.
palestine4ever:  My aunt seriously wanted to read my aura charts and all of this crazy s**t.
palestine4ever:  Meanwhile, her eldest daughter is pregnant with her second kid at 19
palestine4ever:  Maybe being in touch with the Earth Mother really isn’t all its cracked up to be.
palestine4ever:  Like "Yankee Jane" on VNN, I firmly believe the madness of Judaism has driven poor, innocent Leah off the deep end.
palestine4ever:  She was such a sweet girl.
palestine4ever:  It’s not illegal for me to fetishize the photos of her 17 year old self, is it?
YourMoralLeader:  no
palestine4ever:  k thx
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  how was your job interview emma?
YourMoralLeader:  did the boss let his hand rest a lil too long on your knee?
Emma:  The manager called me today. He had a meeting, so aranged the interview for tomorrow instead.
Emma:  What an imagination you have Luke.
palestine4ever:  Luke, I was going to write you a long travellogue of my adventures walking drunk through the city last weekend.
palestine4ever:  Are you familiar with the term "mudshark"?
palestine4ever:  I have to admit that I was shocked by the number of interracial couples.
palestine4ever:  This isn’t good for the Jews.
palestine4ever:  First they’ll come for the Reform Jewettes, and Luke won’t care, because he’s not Reform.
palestine4ever:  The next thing you know you’ll have caramel colored nephews in teffilin.
palestine4ever:  The horrors of miscegenation leave Luke to consult Torah for solace.
palestine4ever:  I read something interesting the other day
palestine4ever:  Some guy developed a search engine that crawls the web for specific topics, like, say, hair loss
palestine4ever:  It compiles it into book form and he sells it "print-on-demand" on amazon
palestine4ever:  He’s supposedly got like 50,000 books, most of which sell less than 10 copies
palestine4ever:  but do the math and you can see the mad genius of it
palestine4ever:  Let me see if I can find it
palestine4ever:  nevermind, can’t find it now
palestine4ever:  a few people had commented in reviews something like "this looks like it was put together by a computer"
palestine4ever:  but by and large, they’re mostly on specialized topics, like science and medical
palestine4ever:  AHAH, I FOUND IT
palestine4ever:  http://news.cnet.com/He-wrote-200%2C000-books-but-computers-did-some-of-the-work/2100-1025_3-6237305.html
palestine4ever:  Everyone is making a big deal about Obama possibly being the first black president.
palestine4ever:  I find it more remarkable that John McCain may be the first president with a combover.
palestine4ever:  Have we progressed so little as a civilization that we’d elect a man with a seagull swoosh of hair covering his bald head?

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‘The German Bride’

Thursday morning, I interview the author (Joanna Hershon) of this acclaimed new novel.

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Over the past month, I read all three of Joanna’s novels. Swimming (Order from Amazon.com) was the sexiest and Bride the most cinematic.

As a child, Hershon wanted to be "an actress and a writer."

"Writing won out over everything else. I just kept doing it. It became the thing I wanted to do every day."

Luke: "How did writing change you?"

Joanna: "Writing seriously has made me more internal. I crave that space, that autonomy, that writing offers. I’m not a loner at all. I’m very social. Over the years, I’ve become more solitary."

Luke: "Does that extra solitude make for more or less happiness?"

Joanna: "I don’t know. It definitely makes for more fulfillment (when it’s going well)."

"I’ve always needed writing in my life. I felt found or understood if by no one else than myself."

Luke: "If I gave you a random page of literature [by an unknown writer], with what degree of accuracy could you predict whether the writer was male or female?"

Joanna: "I don’t know. I’ve never really thought about it."

Luke: "Your writing strikes me as quintessentially female."

Joanna: "Why?"

Luke: "Because it is hyper-interior, hyper-relational, hyper-emotional."

Joanna: "You can think of famous books by men where you’d say all the same things. Anna Karenina, Madame Bovary."

Luke: "All your books make me feel uncomfortable. I’m encountering the other. Men don’t have as good social skills as women. You touch on areas that evoke awkward feelings in me, a lack of competence feeling."

Joanna: "I like to investigate vulnerable states."

Luke: "How do you see this book as different from your first two?"

Joanna: "The subject matter — it’s a historical novel. The arc of the book is more taut. Each chapter can stand by itself. The writing is more spare."

Luke: "In your novel Swimming, I always had the feeling that someone was gonna get screwed."

Joanna: "There’s possibility everywhere in that book."

Luke: "People are always failing with each other in your books."

Joanna: "True. But I think there’s a lot of hope in my books. My first and third books end with a feeling of great possibility."

Luke: "But the great majority of what you write about is our failure to…"

Joanna: "Connect? I don’t think of it that way. I write about the struggle to connect."

"What I really write about is desire."

Luke: "In an interview you said, ‘I am very honored when I’m told that I don’t judge my characters.’ What does that mean?"

Joanna: "When somebody says do you like this character? Do you think he’s good or bad?’ I don’t write that way. I don’t think that way about characters. For me it is more like approaching characters as through acting."

"Don’t judge the character, be the character," is famous acting advice.

Joanna: "You’re not playing bad. You’re playing motivation, desire. I’m not writing a morality play. I’m writing about people and their faults and strengths. That’s the way I see people in life. It’s rare that I write someone off as a total jerk."

Luke: "Is it OK for readers to judge your characters?"

Joanna: "Absolutely. A lot of my readers of my first book became obsessed with Suzanne, Aaron’s girlfriend. They either loved her or hated her. One editor wanted me to rewrite the book so that she accompanies Lila to find Aaron."

Luke: "Is there any more consistently compelling topic to write about than infidelity? It just seems to generate a rush."

Joanna: "It does."

Luke: "I kept turning the pages waiting for it to happen."

Joanna: "What about in The German Bride?"

Luke: "Eva wasn’t sexual for me."

"I notice your characters often have trouble controlling their voice. They try to sound calm but it always gives them away."

Joanna: "It’s dramatic. To work against the explosion makes the explosion all the more dramatic."

Luke: "What do all of your main characters have in common?"

Joanna: "They’re full of desire and they’re conflicted."

Luke: "Are any of them happy?"

Joanna: "Happy? What is happy? They’re happy in moments. All of my characters are capable of great happiness."

Luke: "They may be capable of it, but they’re certainly not consistently living it."

Joanna: "I don’t know how many characters of fiction are consistently happy. Very few novelists write about happiness. It’s very difficult to do. Laurie Colwin was a great writer about happiness."

"I think there’s great happiness in all of my books. It’s just hard-won."

"I love writing about sensual pleasures, not sexual necessarily. I mean food and weather and light and the natural world. There are moments of deep enjoyment in all of the books."

Luke: "God doesn’t seem to play much of a role in any of your characters, even the bishop."

Joanna has a good long think. "Eva certainly thinks about God in terms of judgment and fear, but I know what you mean. None of my characters are deeply religious."

Luke: "They don’t seem to feel the presence. God doesn’t seem to play a role in their lives. Has God played a role in your life?"

Joanna has another good long think. "Yes. I find it difficult to talk about spiritual matters in this kind of way. The concept of God is certainly a question and a presence in my life. The journey of grappling with His or Her existence is at play."

Luke: "Why is it difficult for you to talk about God in this context?"

Joanna: "I think it’s personal. I guess I have a lot of questions. I have an aversion to dogma, with being identified in terms of spiritual identification. I definitely culturally identify myself as Jewish, but in terms of my personal feelings about God, it seems different. Maybe that is a total contradiction, but it seems to be a very Jewish feeling from what I can gather."

Luke: "What is a very Jewish feeling?"

Joanna: "Questioning God and the question of whether you are religiously Jewish or just culturally Jewish. I feel that’s a big question and something people discuss a lot. There’s an argument to be made that it is all one and the same. One of the things I love about Judaism is that there’s room for that discussion. There’s room for great questions and doubt."

Luke: "Why do you think so many well educated Jews find it easier to talk about blowjobs than about God?"

Joanna: "I don’t know. I don’t think that I’d be comfortable talking about that either."

Luke: "But you write about sexual things. Why is it that we’re sophisticated people and we can describe sex intimately but the God stuff is so personal?"

Joanna: "People are afraid of being misunderstood. Or they don’t understand what they think. That’s how I feel. I’m not sure how I think. When I’m not sure how I think, it’s very difficult for me to talk about. It’s an ongoing question in my life. It doesn’t feel natural to talk about. If it is something I’ve done, I feel more comfortable ruminating about it out loud."

Luke: "I get the feeling that most of your characters would feel more comfortable talking about clitoral vs. vaginal orgasms than about a personal God."

Joanna: "Ohmigod. Really? In The German Bride?"

Luke: "Not so much."

Joanna: "I think you’re stuck on my first book."

Luke: I feel claustrophobic when I read your books. I feel like I’m being put in an MRI machine.

Joanna: "That’s terrible."

"In the first book (Swimming), I was writing about youth and jealousy and obsession and escaping that kind of focus and growing up."

Luke: "How do you think the MFA has affected American fiction?"

Joanna: "Maybe it’s killed the romance of a writer being on a solitary journey towards his masterpiece because it’s treated like a craft, something that you go to school for."

Luke: "How did you come to write The German Bride?"

Joanna: "A friend of mine made an off-handed comment that his ancestors were Jewish cowboys. His great great grandmother who committed suicide was a famous ghost in Santa Fe and that she was haunting this beautiful hotel. I was immediately intrigued and started researching his family which led me to all kinds of research. I went down a rabbit hole of the Southwest post-Civil War 19th Century."

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Obama’s Crush On Scarlett Johannson

Fred writes: "Well, the good news then is that it means that the myth that Jews don’t like Obama isn’t true. (SJ is a fully Kosher sheeny, in fact, my favorite aspect of the movie the Other Boleyn Girl was that here was an historical epic about beautiful women, both of whom one could unapologetically bring to shul)."

Ted Frank writes:

The headline is "Actress has a crush on Obama", but given that the senator is repeatedly writing lengthy e-mails to a high-school graduate half his age, perhaps it buries the lede that Obama has a crush on an actress?

Johansson is somewhat shocked that he keeps up their back-and-forth correspondence. “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can he return these personal e-mails?” she asks.

(Separately, I question the accuracy of this website, but, hey, it’s on the Internet, so it must be true.)

From the Los Angeles Times:

Who is Barack Obama’s sexy blond Hollywood hottie?

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Scarlett Johansson‘s heart belongs to Barack Obama.

According to Politico, the actress frequently e-mails the Democratic nominee, campaigns tirelessly on his behalf, hosts lucrative fundraisers and appeared in the “Yes We Can” viral video that got 10 million views its first week online.

The actress has been an Obama supporter for years, even before the first Democratic caucus in Iowa, and doesn’t even try to hide her affection for the candidate.  “I am engaged to Barack Obama,” she said back in January, joking with reporters after a USO tour to the Persian Gulf. “My heart belongs to Barack.”

Here’s what Scarlett has to say about her ideal president:

On Obama’s youthful supporters. “His support goes across all of America, not just with celebrity endorsements. Trying to find McCain’s youthful core group is going to be challenging. One of the driving forces behind the Obama campaign is that all of these young people who never had a reason to vote before finally got the fire under their ass.”

On talking with Obama: “The most time I spent with him was the first time I met him, at a private event for supporters. After that, it’s been a few minutes here, a few minutes there on the trail.”

On their ongoing e-mail correponance: “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can he return these personal e-mails? But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them. Nobody sees it, nobody talks about it, but it’s incredible. I feel like I’m supporting someone, and having a personal dialogue with them, and it’s amazing.”

On her involvement in his campaign: “I approach my campaigning for Obama the same way I do my work for other social or environmental causes: I’m hoping to raise awareness. I’m not telling people who to vote for, and I don’t expect that if I did it would swing votes. At least, I hope not. What I want to do is raise awareness of Obama and his policies and share my own story of how I became involved in his campaign. Perhaps, if they’re a fan, my story might entice them to learn or spark their interest some other way. If I can answer questions or direct people to a website where they can get more information, that’s how I can help.”

To find out what Andrew Malcolm, the LA Times’s astute Top of the Ticket political blogger makes of this unlikely couple (the political geek and the Hollywood goddess), and why he thinks ScarJo has fallen stilettos over teacups for the Democratic presidential candidate, click here. 

But I warn you. Andy’s a little bitter about the whole thing.  And in my opinion, he”s being a bit harsh, saying that "Obama bowls like a Martian." I say this because I do bowl like a Martian. Obama’s no Martian.

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