The Strange Charedi Judaism Of Aish HaTorah

In his second lecture on Rav Elazar Shach, Dr. Marc B. Shapiro says: "His antipathy to kiruv (outreach) has nothing to do with his feelings for Chabad. What does it mean to do kiruv? It means to leave the yeshiva. If it was just the losers, the ones who couldn’t take it, that would be one thing, but it has become an ideal. The best and the brightest go out to do kiruv. The gadolim in America agree that that is a positive thing. From Rav Shach’s perspective, it is a foreign ideal. There is no notion of kiruv. The notion is to sit and learn Torah. If someone comes into our beit midrash, then we can help him, but we don’t send our best and our brightest out there to be with the tumah (impurity) of America.

"Go to the Aish HaTorah website (Aish.com). Look at what they’re discussing there — sports, entertainment, TV stars. From Rav Shach’s perspective, you are taking yeshiva bochurim (students) and you’re putting them in the midst of tumah.

"There’s a lot of truth to what he’s saying. It’s Aish HaTorah that honors intermarried people at their dinners (such as Larry King). It’s the authoring of books with non-Jews. It’s some rabbi talking about how excited he was to meet some actor… For Rav Shach, this is incomprehensible. Ohr Somayach is very different. They don’t go for this sort of stuff.

"Aish HaTorah, if you go to their website, they have a whole thing about the state of Israel and Zionism. They are supposed to be a charedi organization. So either they believe this stuff, which is pasul (forbidden) for Rav Shach, or they don’t believe it, and they’re just saying it to get money and to attract the non-religious, that is even worse for Rav Shach.

"The Slifkin business. When the gedolim in Israel found out what these kiruv institutes were teaching, which, in their mind, was no less than heresy…"

"I don’t think the Lubavitcher Rebbe was close to anyone. He was a king. People like that live lonely lives. It is true that Reb Moshe respected the Rebbe and the Rebbe respected Reb Moshe. The Rebbe sent people to get semicha from Reb Moshe. There’s a famous responsa from Reb Moshe to the Rebbe explaining why he doesn’t wear Rabbenu Tam tefillin.

"Reb Moshe always protected the Rebbe when there were others in the Lithuanian world who wanted to attack him.

"The Rav had no real contact with the Rebbe. They had no contact once they came to the United States."

"Charedi kiruv only got going in the 1980s. Before that, the charedim had no interest in kiruv. That’s why Shlomo Carlebach had to leave Lakewood. He wanted to do kiruv and Rav Aharon Kotler had no interest in that.

"Now there are charedi kollels all over the country and a prime focus of these kollels is kiruv. You even have charedi spokesmen talk about how kiruv is vital.

"One rosh yeshiva acknowledged to me that all this learning with lay people is taking away from the purpose of the kollel."

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Harvard Prof Skip Gates Upset Policeman Did Not Recognize Him

Dennis Prager said on his radio show today (first hour): The President made things worse by commenting on it. He should’ve said, I don’t have all the facts, and end it there. Nobody would criticize you. I strongly doubt the President has spent a lot of time reading up on this.

I said from the beginning: Prof. Gates’s ego was hurt when somebody didn’t know him.

By and large, nobody cares we have a black president. We care about his policies. This is disturbing to liberals. They want to believe that racism is still a major factor in American life. That the average American does not believe that just shows how racist they are.

Nobody has given any evidence yet that this incident was racist.

There is a condescension among the liberal elite towards police and the military. They believe that the less impressive become police or join the military. Remember what John Kerry said in 2004? You better study hard to go to college or you’ll end up in Iraq.

The really impressive teach medieval architecture. The college professor is on a higher level according the liberal mind even though the average college professor in the liberal arts has done one-one thousandth of the good for society as the policeman and American military.

I adore the title "professor." I am an intellectual. If all the professors in the liberal arts went on strike for six months and the military went on strike for six months and the police went on strike for six months, who would we suffer the least from? One could argue that if all the professors of liberal arts went on strike for six months we’d have a net benefit because of the growth of common sense.

The Wall Street Journal editorialized:

Mr. Obama has a point about history, but we’re not sure that an episode in an upscale neighborhood involving one of America’s most privileged individuals illustrates anything except a misunderstanding. Mr. Gates lives in a city with a black mayor, a state with a black governor and a country with a black President. The dispute was arguably about town-gown relations rather than race. If this is a teaching moment, one lesson is that it’s usually better to cooperate during encounters with law enforcement so that matters don’t escalate needlessly. And if a cop asks you to step out on the porch, or away from your car, it’s probably because he’s concerned for his own safety.

Mr. Obama’s broadside against local cops sends the wrong message to Americans of every race about how to respond to misunderstandings with police. His comments may also do more to aggravate than alleviate tensions between police officers and the minority communities they serve.

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The Kosher History Of Coca Cola

Nachum Lamm posts: The most important part of the ingredients is "natural flavors," which is undefined.

It doesn’t much matter if people knew Coke’s formula: There is one legal importer of coca leaves in the United States. It extracts the cocaine and sends it all to a single pharmaceutical company, sole producer of medicinal cocaine in this country. It sends all the de-cocained leaves to Coca-Cola for flavoring. There’s no other way to legally get cocaine leaves, and they won’t sell them to anyone but Coca-Cola. (The source of the other half of the name, Kola nuts, are a source of caffeine and are replaced with artificial equivalents in almost all colas today.)

Of course, well over 90% (over 95%, probably) of any soft drink is water, carbon dioxide, and sweetener, all of which are added at bottling plants, not the source.

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Halachic Man

R. Ira Bedzow’s recent book: Halakhic Man, Authentic Jew: Modern Expressions of Orthodox Thought from Rabbi Joseph B. Soloveitchik and Rabbi Eliezer Berkovits.

Shmuel posts on Hirhurim: Halachic Man is not the Rav’s attempt to formulate a systematic all encompasing Jewish philosophy. Instead its the Rav’s attempt to describe what one throughly immersed in nigleh is doing as he learns. It is really a polemic piece meant to demonstrate that the Jew of the Beit Midrash includes many traits that are appealing to modern man such as autonomy and creativity. Futhermore, the in Halachic Mind the Rav does not attempt to built a philosophy solely out of halacha instead he explicity states that a Jewish philosophy must be culled from both aggadah and halacha. The Rav is critical of the fact that most Jewish philosophy has been based on aggadah and believed that an authentic Jewish philosophy must be based on both aggadah and halacha.
As far as R. Berkovits is concerned the discussion about the inherent uniqueness of the Jewish people is obviously an old one, with many mystical thinkers believing the Jewish people had an inherent choseness, while most rationalist believed the Jews choseness derived solely from the the mission that Hashem charged us with. Also Berkovits does not conflate ethics and religion what he does argue is that Judaism is better at teaching and encouraging ethical behavior than competing philosophies and religion.
Finally, the Rav never tried to craft a systematic philosophy of Judaism instead he spoke and wrote about Judaism was for him so it hard to see how one could accuse him of "misstating traditional Judaism".

NUDNIK POSTS: Is there really a philosophy of Judaism? Does it really matter? Even the 13 ikorim are just made up dogmas to model the Christian approach (Abarbanel). To quote the Radvaz there are 613 ikorim.

The Torah was given to bind ma to G-d. The Zohar attempted to make every mitzvah have mystical meaning. Chasidus wants to influence G-d with our mitzvos.

The ikor is the maaseh and the rest is bitul zeman. philosphy is just playing with words. The Rov’s greatness was his lomdus. If it makes you happier thinking there is a philosophy then study it. I can leave it.

A CAREFUL READER POSTS: Your question of whether Judaism has a philosophy is itself a deep philosophical question. So, in posing it, you a paradoxically highlighting the importance of Jewish philosophy.

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The Jewish Week In Review

Steven I. Weiss reports:

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America Does Not Have A Healthcare Crisis

It has the best healthcare in the world.

It has a large number of people without health insurance (about 42 million) but they can all show up to an emergency room and get healthcare.

Dennis Prager asks on his radio show Thursday, how is the President going to get us better healthcare for less money? He presents no specifics.

There are only two ways to get better quality at a lower price — the free market or government regulation.

If the government legislates that doctors must get paid less money, why will they work hard? Will you work just as hard if you are paid less?

The President talks about getting rid of waste. We would all like to get rid of waste. We would like to get rid of waste from our home budgets. It is easier said than done.

Waste is an inevitable byproduct of anything that grows big.

President Obama, show us how to reduce waste and then we’ll rethink Obama-care for the nation.

Since Karl Marx, the Left has not been interested in creating wealth. The Left redistributes wealth. The Left does not claim to create wealth. Asking the Left to create wealth is like asking your car to fly. It is asking the Left to stop being Left.

The Left is now in power for the first time in the history of the US.

As Charles Krauthammer says, the President denies reality with such aplomb and elegance it’s amazing.

DP: I’ve never wanted to change America. I’ve wanted to improve America.

It’s OK to want your spouse to improve, but it is a bad sign if you want your spouse to change.

Obama never campaigned as a centrist. He campaigned as a leftist.

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What Has Britain’s Chief Rabbi Done To Strengthen Modern Orthodoxy In UK?

Lawrence Kaplan writes: "The CR is an eloquent spokesman for traditional Jewish values on the nationial and international scene. Kol ha-kavod. But what has he done to strengthen the modern Orthodox community in the UK? From my own observations and from my speaking to highly placed Modern Orthodox Jewish rabbis and scholars, the answer seems to be very little — if that.

"The old Jews College died, and, as you say correctly, it has been reborn as the LSJS, an adult education institute. My point is that an adult education institute, no matter how fine, is no substitute for a school of higher Jewish learning, whether it has a semichah program or not. Jews Colloege, for all its faults, was such a school, the LSJS, for all its virtues, is not that. What role the CR played in the death and transfiguration of Jews College is a matter of some debate. A number of well placed Britsh MO scholars are very bitter about the alleged role of the CR, but I am not in a position to judge the validity of their complaints. The bottom line is that in terms of MO intellectual life in GB, L’eyla is no more, Jews College is gone, and all that remains is an adult education institute. Doesn’t impress me."

Ben Bayit posts:

As I pointed out to ADDeRabbi on his blog the taxation issue is a particular USA issue and has no bearing on the largest Jewish and largest Torah community in the world – that in the State of Israel, which has no tax credits or deductions for parsonage. As far as I am aware the only jobs that legally require "semicha" are neighborhood rabbis and dayanim which by law require a qualification of being accredited to be a neighborhood rabbi – with semicha being a pre-requisite for achieving this qualification.

SO this tax issue wil have little or no impact in creating a brod based world-wide movement for women’s ordination as clergy. There are almost no more "reverends" left in England. But frankly the idea of separating "pastor" from "Rabbis" is a good one. If we all view the founder of the first women’s ordination program in Orthdoxy as "pastor" (albeit high-powered, vocal and professionally successful) rather than a "rav" or "posek" it will put his position in the proper perspective.

Many years ago in Israel there was a big push for women who wanted to learn torah shebaal peh to be toanot rabbani who are licensed to advocate in the rabbinical courts. halevai there would have been more rabbis like Rabbi Broyde who would have told such women to go to law school instead. Encouraging women to become toanot IMHO bordered on onaat mamon on the part of the Rabbanim that encouraged this course of study for women. Everyone in Israel knows that a toen rabbani is limited in what s/he can do – and many issues related to divorce (especially child support) are under the SOLE jurisdiction of the civil courts, thus rendering a rabbinical court pleader ineffective in representing their client. It was a feminist agenda that pushed these women into toanot programs. Today many have them have gone on to get law degrees – as well as get a more "balanced" perspective on divorce in Israel. A survey was done on some of the original toanot and found that nearly half their clients were men, not women.

Today, many younger religious women just go straight into law school and only then do some toanot study if they want to specialize in family law (and frankly many of them going into this profession prefer getting licensed as mediators rather than as toanot – also a more practical and useful professional accreditation). A program like the new midrasha at shaarei mishpat law school http://www.inn.co.il/News/News.a…ews.aspx/ 188096 which combines Jewish learning and legal studies is much more effective than the toenet rabbani program. frankly, american women who want to study torah shebaal peh and have good professional credentials should be encouraged to go to this program (or similar one in Bar Ilan in combination with the midrasha there). It is a bachelor’s degree that can be used to go onto advanced studies as well as professional licensing (even in the USA as most states – certainly NYS – will admit graduates of Israel Ll.B programs into the bar without the need for additional academic studies as Israel is a common law state).

While undoubtedly there is much evidence to show the role economics played in the development of Halacha – especially as it relates to social issues – a great degree of caution must be taken before embarking on radical communal transformations affecting social norms in the religious community. all the more so when these transformations no longer affect a local town, district or council of 4 countries – but due to the global village and fast telecommunications, such agendas are liable to spread very quickly beyond the local particularities of the issue.

Also, and without claiming great knowledge of US tax law, from the little that I know of it, the courts and the IRS have defined "minister" and "clergy" substantively and functionally rather than technically, and look at the job being performed and the organization it is being performed for. An ordained Rabbi working for a private or even communal school that is not affiliated with a recognized synagogue/house of worship and/or does not provide ministerial services or perform religious functions will not be eligible for parsonage benefits while a non-ordained operosn who is commissioned by a synagogue for the performance of religious functions and/or to provide ministerial services will be eligible.

Thus, the parsonage argument for taking such far reaching communal steps is also undermined not only by the local peculiarities of the issue but also by its very essence. I.e. the "klaf" of ordination is not likely to change things all that much as far the tax code goes. Were all day schools end educational institutions (where the bulk of rabbinical professionals practice and receive the bulk of wages for rabbinical services) in the USA to liquidate themselves and then re-incorporate as part of a recognized synagogue, perhaps there might be something to discuss re: the parsonage issue – and even then only perhaps, as even then the test is still one of function. If this is the issue then the place to fight it is in the tax courts – not the pages of the Jewish Press. let the RCA come up with some form of "license" that will allow women to be "commissioned" for certain pastoral roles – without the need to copy Yoreh Yoreh language, and ask the IRS for a pre-ruling on it and then challenge the pre-ruling if they reject it. This should be done before engaging in the social upheaval involved in dealing with the issues of ordination for women and will keep the issue at its appropriate local level without impacting the rest of the Orthodox Jewish world.

DOVID POSTS: . According to IRS publication 517, students are not permitted to take parsonage. I am sure that Rabbi Weiss was unaware of this, but in light of all the charges of corruption recently among various rabbis, he should be more careful. If YCT is still giving parsonage to its students, perhaps you can show Rabbi Weiss IRS publication 517.

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Next Time, No More Mr Nice Guy

I write out three pages of my thoughts every morning.

Here are some excerpts from my journal:

I picture myself at a reconciliation meeting with the rabbi.

"What do you want to do differently this time around?" he asks.

"This time," I say, "no more Mr. Nice Guy."

Huh! Try to impeach my credentials now! Look at my certificate and weep, oh you faithless rabbis!

That hot blonde chick behind the counter at Starbucks. She looks at me with disdain.

I fear that I am a monster. I need more therapy. I’m so vindictive.

I’m popular at yoga. I’m popular in the Alexander community.

I’ve cut the bitches out of my life before. I can do it again. The way to handle these ball-busters is to stay cool, calm and collected. Why cry over a 40-year old when I can marry a hot 20-year old?

I’ve out maneuvered the rabbis who tried to destroy me. There’s a new sheriff in Pico-Robertson and his name is Levi Ben Avraham. These lying philandering cheating corrupt rabbis are gonna get written up on my blog.

They cry peace, peace when there is no peace.

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Batter My Heart For You

I fear I am wasting my life in a grand delusion, that writing is a refuge for the lonely, that my desires to feel superior interfere with my desires to connect.

I fear I am not the greatest writer of my generation, but certainly I am in the top ten, maybe number five?

David Clark writes: "The crying shame is that the fourth one just gave you a token for the Starbuck’s men’s room from behind the counter."

A Taste of LimmudLA.

Don’t you want to come with me?

"It’s not my thing," she said. "I’m into serious learning. It sounds superficial. It’s just the sort of Jewish thing I am not into. Sorry. Do you dream I am going to become Orthodox? I am never going to be Orthodox. It’s ugly and smelly and anti-intellectual."

Do you feel like there’s nothing Jewish you can learn from me?

"I went to a serious yeshiva. We studied all the translations. Even some incredibly obscure ones."

You mean commentaries?

"Yeah."

Her heart is a walled city. She will not share in my enthusiasms. She will not join me at LimmudLA. She won’t make sweet love to me in our hotel room. She won’t meet me in the jacuzzi. She won’t daven with me, just the two of us.

She won’t join me at LimmudLA.

I park far away. Don’t want anyone to see my rust. Can’t carry more shame today.

Is that Ruth drinking a beer?

LimmudLA has changed!

Whoa, not Ruth.

The Ruth-lookalike passes me talking Italian.

My friend has a beautiful new home. I see cakes and cookies and soda and tea. Must not indulge.

Mustn’t grumble.

"Luke Ford? From the website?"

Yes.

I write "Levi" on my name tag.

"I’m the only one who admits to reading him," booms my friend. "All the rabbis read him but they won’t admit it. He’s too dirty. Too controversial. Too self-absorbed.

"I used to hate it when you wrote about yourself but I’ve grown to like it. It’s so honest."

"You’re from Sydney? Why did you ever leave?"

I was eleven years old. I thought about getting my own place but decided to join my parents in the Napa Valley.

I want to be president.

"Why did God give us such a strong sex urge and then punish us for using it?"

Why did God give us such a strong homicidal urge and then punish us for using it?

Why did God give us such a strong drinking urge and then punish us for abusing it?

Why did God give us such a strong urge to eat sugar and then punish us for abusing it?

We must control ourselves. We must not live like animals. Torah shows us a better way.

Batter my heart for you
Your force to break, blow, burn and make me new

"How do you know that God commands you to abstain from pre-marital sex?" asks the secular Jewess.

You don’t. It’s a leap of faith, not just in the written Torah but in the Oral Torah, in the whole Jewish tradition.

I’ve come to believe that pre-marital sex is a mistake.

Why?

It leads to heartbreak.

Two twenty minute learning sessions. That’s just a fondle. I want the full act of love. None of this tasting stuff.

Rabbi Daniel Bouskila can’t make it to talk on S.Y. Agnon. His father died.

I go to the first class.

"Welcome to my bedroom," says the speaker.

"I’m not a Talmudic guy. I really don’t like the Talmud."

He gives us the Rabbi Eliezer impure oven story.

"One of the greatest things about America is the freedom to mock people. But Judaism frowns on that."

In part. In theory. What about when Rav Eleazar Schach says that Chabad is the religion closest to Judaism? When the Ibn Ezra says Rashi doesn’t give one rational explanation in a thousand?

Judaism overflows with mockery. Not just rabbis mocking other rabbis, but the prayers of Judaism are filled with contempt for other spiritual paths. Look at Aleinu. "For they bow to vanity and emptiness and pray to a god which helps not."

When the rabbis in Judaism command us not to mock they mean "Don’t mock us! Enshrine us in our power. Don’t mock your fellow Orthodox Jew who follows the commandments and does what we say."

He was teaching the Bathsheva story to 15-year olds. "What should Batsheva do when she’s first called in to the King and her husband is away at war?"

"She should give him a blowjob," says one lad.

I walk alone to the top of Bolton, to Beverly Drive, and watch downtown Los Angeles shimmer below me.

The air is neither warm nor cold.

This world is neither with me nor against me. It is but raw material in my hands.

I can make anything of myself. I can be great.

I can be alone for the rest of my life.

Maybe I should learn to share?

Divorce me, untie, or break that knot againe,
Take me to you, imprison me, for I
Except you enthrall me, never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me

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Taking Your Husband’s Last Name

On his radio show yesterday, Dennis Prager said: Here’s a touchy subject I have strong opinions on.

Let me deal with the hyphenation matter first. I know people with hyphenated last names. Many of them are wonderful.

The most obvious problem, aside from the awkwardness, is the children. So they get hyphenated last names and then say they marry someone else with a hyphenated last name. What happens?

This is all a product of the feminism of the 1960s, 1970s. That this is not equal. Why should she take his last name? She is losing her identity. Like Hillary Clinton has lost her identity because she has the last name Clinton. She’s a shrinking violet. It’s just not true. A woman’s strength is not dependent on her last name. If so, you’d have to argue that all women through Western history have lost their identity.

There are many positive aspects to taking the husband’s last name. Then the children have the same last name as the parents.

I believe that both sexes have to give up something to marry. Men do give up something more when they get married. They give up their nature, which is a wandering nature sexually.

Men have more at stake when they decide to get married. They think they’ll never get to possess another female body for the rest of their life. The proof? Men are often the more recalcitrant about getting married. Have you ever seen a book titled ‘Why Women Won’t Commit?’?

When a woman takes her husband’s last name, he thinks: You take my name. I commit to you exclusively.

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