Rabbis Arrested On Charges Of Money-Laundering

If the feds audited yeshivas, I suspect they would find more cases of illegality than innocence.

Report:

FBI and IRS rounded up scores of elected officials and several rabbis across the state in what is being described as one of the biggest investigations of its kind in Jersey’s scandal-plagued history.   

It appears to be a corruption-related investigation but Justice Department and FBI spokesmen would only say the corruption involved a "high-volume international money-laundering conspiracy."  It is said to involve rabbis in the Syrian Jewish enclave in Brooklyn and Deal, New Jersey.  The probe is said to have started when money transfers drew the interests of the feds who followed the trail back to small-town Jersey corruption.

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When The Goyim Mock Us For Not Wearing Shoes

Rabbi Michael Broyde writes: "Second, we now live in a society where Jews ought to seek to conduct themselves in ways that cause the Gentiles around us not to mock us. Halacha frowns on letting Jews be mocked and certainly when not mandated by halacha must be avoided. Indeed, it is my view that the Rama mandates and does not merely permit the wearing of shoes when around Gentiles who will mock us for going barefoot, reflecting a realization that being mocked is such an unwise idea. This should govern our conduct as Jews in the public square all the time, and not merely on the 9th of Av."

RAPHAEL POSTS: If someone has a copy of "My Uncle The Netziv" handy, there is a passage there in which the Netziv is quoted speaking very forcefully about this point: That a Jew should endeavor to make sure his actions never invoke ridicule. IIRC, the issue at hand in the passage involved writing the name of the province in which Odessa was located (in the Russian Empire) on an envelope when it was considered unusual to do so!

ANON POSTS: Perhaps the Ashkenazic poskim mean that we shall not publicly show a state of weakness where it can be exploited by the gentiles. It is therefore a danger to go barefoot. Whereas this was not an uncommon practice among middle eastern gentiles and would not illicit such opportunistic ridicule and violence.

MJ POSTS: I’m taking this opportunity to put in a request from my fellow men: no flip flops; please wear socks with your sandals in shul (especially if you live outside of Israel) and for gosh sakes, nothing evokes mocking more than your falling apart 1973 converse allstars.

REUVEN SPOLTER POSTS: While Rabbi Broyde’s comment about modern technology ameliorating the problem certainly stands, another modern phenomenon seem to me to also inform this issue.
We live in an age of multiculturalism – where a Muslim can take his oath of office on a Koran; where Christians see nothing silly about riding into Church on a donkey on the holiest day of the year. There was a time not so long ago where Jews rightfully did have concern about how their cultural "strangeness" would be perceived in the outside world. Many would not wear a kippah in workplaces where such customs are now considered commonplace.
But if a Muslim can wear a burka to work (and she does) with pride, and a hindu can wear a sari in the public square, perhaps we should stop being so self-conscious about people laughing at us, and like so many other customs, accept our aveilut with a sense of identity and pride.

NACHUM LAMM POSTS: I think the issue (leaving aside actually being barefoot) would be more relevant on Yom Kippur: Wearing sneakers or flip-flops or crocs on a Thursday in mid-summer with weekday clothes isn’t as high on the "odd" scale as wearing a suit and tie and white sneakers in the autumn.

Reuven Spolter makes a good point. It reminds me of the times when I go up to the Har HaBayit. I’m wearing non-leather shoes (first time up I was in my socks); many of those with me- younger, raised in Israel, less hang-ups, perhaps- pull off their shoes and socks as soon as they get up and walk barefoot the whole way. And it’s not all paved, I can assure you.

Of course, talking off shoes is standard procedure for Muslims, so they don’t bat an eyelash.

The same kids, of course, are a lot less self-conscious (aside from keeping an eye out for cops) about the full flat-on-the-face-arms-out prostrations opposite the makom haMikdash.

Shlomo: I guess it’s a question of whether the lack of shoes is supposed to be uncomfortable or a sign of mourning.

Ben Bayit: I can agree with SHP, as long as "rebuilding the Mikdash and ruling over all the land" is included in that bit. I have a strong suspicion that whatever "Mashiach coming" means, lots of perfectly frum Jews will stay put. It happened in Ezra’s time; it will happen again. One of the commenters here has a post on his blog (actually an article he published decades ago) in which he states exactly that- he thinks Mashiach has come, and he thinks he lives in Israel even though he does not.

Interestingly, that picture does show a "personal" Mashiach/Melech. One may well ask if the Rambam (and those earlier) are reflecting their world- one without republics- in their views of the Messianic era, and take into account the view of the Abarbanel here.

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Provocative New Book On Orthodox Jewish Philosophers

Rabbi Gil Student writes:

When I first opened R. Ira Bedzow’s recent book, Halakhic Man, Authentic Jew: Modern Expressions of Orthodox Thought from Rabbi Joseph B. Soloveitchik and Rabbi Eliezer Berkovits, I was surprised. I had expected to find summaries of each thinkers’ approach and then a constructive comparison and contrast of their views. That’s not what I saw at all. Instead, I found something much bolder and more original.

Halakhic Man, Authentic Jew consists of four daring chapters, book-ended by a very brief introduction and conclusion. In the introduction, R. Bedzow states that Modern Orthodox thought is orthodoxy merely translated into contemporary language and thought structures. In the conclusion, he suggests that R. Soloveitchik and R. Berkovits did more than merely translate; they innovated and deviated from traditional Jewish thought.

The intervening chapters are where R. Bedzow attempts to prove this daring thesis. In the first two chapters, he raises point after point from each thinker and then critiques them, attempting to prove their incompatibility with Jewish tradition.

A CAREFUL READER POSTS: The truth is that all great Jewish philosophers innovated and deviated from prior Jewish thought. That’s why we consider them to be great thinkers and not Joe Schmoe. Joe Schmoe philosopher works within the given paradigms. Great philosophers shift the paradigms. If a Jewish philosopher’s innovations are viewed by most readers as being consistent with our traditions in general terms, then they become part of the Jewish philosophical tradition; this does not at all mean that they are not innovative and do not depart from previous thought.

While individuals do not generally innovate in the area of Halacha, individual innovation in the area of philosophy and thought is ancient and well accepted.

I’m sure that exactly the kind of analysis the the author did for these two great figures could easily be done for Rambam, Rav Yehuda Halevi, Maharal, Besht, Rav Kook, etc. Our Talmudic tradition is sufficiently rich and varied that many different philosophical systems can be developed which are both Jewish and consistent with our sources.

By the way, I recommend the excellent article "What is Jewish Philosophy?" which appears in the Spring 1961 issue of Tradition. This article sorts out, very intelligently in my opinion, what distinguishes a Jewish Philosophy from a philosophy developed by a Jew. The author: Eliezer Berkovitz.

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I Want To Prosecute You For Love Crimes

I grew up with a father who had two PhDs. One was in Rhetoric.

Dad could take neutral events and make you feel like they were war crimes. He could connect Abraham with Christmas. He could do almost anything rhetorically. Thousands of people loved this. Other people found it manipulative.

For good and for bad, it has influenced me.

When I catch someone doing something I’ve done or could do easily, and this thing hurts me so much that I want to cry, well, I want to have a good long cry about it, even if it takes a movie sympathetic to a war-criming SS guard such as The Reader to do it, and then I want to prosecute the perpetrator of the love crime. I want to show how very wrong she is. How bad she is. How evil she is. How reprehensible she is.

It’s not very fair of me and it’s not one of my nicer qualities.

I want love. I want to love and be loved. I want the warm messy comforting arms of love around me, holding me tight and cradling me into sleep.

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Obama’s Health Care Fiasco

DENNIS PRAGER said on his radio show today: The American healthcare system works. The president talks about how we spend the most and we have the least effective results. We don’t. We have the best healthcare in the world. If you want to know why we don’t live as long as people in other countries, it is not because of healthcare. It’s because of the staggering amount of violent crime in the US and the large number of people hurt on highways. America’s obesity problem has nothing to do with healthcare.

Seventy percent of drug innovation comes from the US.

Most Americans are happy with their healthcare.

This notion that you should get insurance despite any pre-existing condition.Do you understand what that means? That would be like buying life insurance as you lay dying? Why don’t we have life insurance available despite any pre-existing condition? Why not with auto insurance? The day you have your crash, you buy your insurance. Health insurance only works if people buy it when they are healthy. Otherwise the health insurance system goes bankrupt. Otherwise you would only buy health insurance when you got sick. Health insurance only works if healthy people buy it and pay for care for the sick.

The Washington Times reports:

A world-renowned clinic that President Obama held up as an example of good medicine said Monday that the American people would be "losers" under the House’s health care proposal, joining the growing chorus of critics the Obama administration is trying to fend off as the debate intensifies from Capitol Hill to Main Street.

Minnesota’s not-for-profit Mayo Clinic, which Mr. Obama has repeatedly hailed as offering top quality care at affordable costs, blasted the House Democrats’ version of the health care plan as lawmakers continue to grapple with several bills from each chamber and multiple committees.

The Mayo Clinic said there are some positive elements of the bill, but overall "the proposed legislation misses the opportunity to help create higher quality, more affordable health care for patients."

"In fact, it will do the opposite," clinic officials said, because the proposals aren’t [R]patient-focused or results-oriented. "The real losers will be the citizens of the United States."

All day, Republicans took aim at Mr. Obama’s weak spot as surveys showed that his poll numbers were slipping on the issue. Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele charged that the president’s plan amounts to a "reckless experiment," dubbing it "socialism."

"He’s conducting a dangerous experiment with our health care," Mr. Steele said at the National Press Club as the RNC started an ad campaign, which will run in Arkansas, Nevada and North Dakota using similar language.

Jeff emails: “Just out of curiosity, Luke- do you have health care coverage? Its always these rich guy republicans who say health care works, but everyday I have to turn away young patients with cancer because they don�t have insurance, or good enough insurance. Overseas we were able to treat even migrant gastarbeiters, poor au pairs from Ghana or Moldova, but in the US, way too many average American citizens can�t get proper care.”

I’ve had Kaiser Permanente for eight years. I pay $300 a month. I am very happy with Kaiser.

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Single Women Preferring Dogs To Men

I’ve noticed a lot of otherwise hot chicks are so into taking care of animals that they are too much trouble to date. They have so many animals around that their place is filled with fleas. Or you ask them out and their obligations to their animals makes them too much trouble. Or you go out with them and they’re surrounded by animals and it makes them too much trouble to spend the night with or to take out.

You want to bring them in to your hovel but they have dogs in their car and can’t come in.

You want to have a real conversation over dinner with friends but she goes on and on and on about stupid dogs.

Sometimes you try to make a friendly move on her and her stupid dogs bite you.

Sometimes you can’t have sex with a girl because her animals will get too excited and will interrupt things or nip at your tender parts.

Here’s a news report from Australia:

THEY used to be man’s best friend – but now it’s single women whose lives have gone to the dogs.

Australia’s single women are turning their backs on men and opting for a much more loyal and reliable companion – a dog.

"In the past year 60 per cent of our new business has come from young single women," Sydney Petcare owner Richard Durant said.

"It’s a growing trend I’ve noticed over the last few years. These are women who live busy lives.

"They want company when they get home. In many cases you’ll find the dog sleeps in their bedroom, and even in bed with them."

Dogs New South Wales president Dr Peter Higgins agreed.

"The fastest growing segment of dog owners in the inner city is young single women," he said.

"It’s almost like a child substitute. They lead busy lives and they’re not in a relationship.

"That’s why dogs like Maltese terriers, which are the second most popular dog in Australia and the most popular dog in Sydney, are popular – they’re little and they have human-like features."

DENNIS PRAGER SAID ON HIS RADIO SHOW: For years I’ve noted that whenever I’ve read or seen a story about animal rights, it’s invariably single females leading the way. The female desire to nurture is so deep that if they don’t have husbands and children to take care of, women will nurture animals.

Such women are taking the easy way out. It’s much easier to relate to a dog than to a human. But not as rewarding.

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My Glamorous Day

I ran around to four CVS Pharmacies with these instructions:

Please make sure to purchase the CVS Essential Plus Liquid Nutrition in Chocolate flavor, and make sure the expiration date on each six pack is at least November 2009. And make sure to cover the six packs with a towel/s.

Also, to keep the six packs as cool as possible, please park the car in the shade (even under a pine tree, if no other spots are available), and back the car in so the trunk with the six packs is kept as cool as possible.

I also had to return two toothbrushes to Target for a refund and then buy two identical toothbrushes with the coupon to save a dollar.

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How I Learned We Were Breaking Up

Novelist Diana Spechler wrote on her Facebook status update that she was reading an essay on this topic.

That inspired me to these painful memories of relationships that came to unexpected endings:

* It was a few minutes into the phone conversation when she said: "There’s something I want to tell you. Vicki* came over Friday night and we fooled around. I was her booty call. How do you feel about that?"

* I was living with Pammy*. She stayed out all night and returned home around noon. "As you probably guessed," she said, "I was with Michael [her ex]."

"Did you have sex with him?" I asked.

"What do you think?" she replied.

* "I’m going to Europe," she said in 1998.

"Oh, OK," I said. "I’ll be here waiting."

"Don’t wait for me," she said. "We’re not going anywhere."

* When she blogged her dissatisfaction with our last date. I wouldn’t wait for the waiter to put her dessert in a doggy bag because I was so eager to get to "Big FIsh" (we arrived 15 minutes early). She asked for feedback from her readers. All said her date was a jerk and she should dump him.

* When Cathy Seipp didn’t ask me to be a pallbearer at her funeral.

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‘A Good Positive Ending’

"A good positive ending?" I repeated. "That makes rational sense, but emotionally, I don’t know any good positive endings. If something I like is ending, even if it is for a good reason, it gives me a heavy sense of loss. I don’t emotionally know any good positive endings."

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What I Want To Give To My Wife

I’ve been listening to Orthodox psychologist Lisa Aiken and she encourages singles to think about the qualities they’d bring to a marriage.

So here’s what I’d give to my wife:

* My fidelity
* My reliability
* My friends and family
* My laughter
* Sense of adventure
* Good listening skills
* My brilliance
* My commitment to Judaism, to God, Torah and Israel
* My healthy living
* My sensual cuddly side
* My Alexander Technique skills
* My love of reading and writing
* My commitment to personal growth
* My success
* I’m not boring
* I am clean and tidy (for a heterosexual, non-metrosexual guy)
* I am open to sharing her enthusiasms
* I am willing to acknowledge her expertise and will bow to her in areas she knows more and better

What I want in a wife: Someone who:

* Gives me her body to feast upon
* Loves sex
* Is present
* Sends chills up my spine when she says my name because I am never sure what incredible thing she will say next
* Leaves me yearning to spend more time with her, get to know her better
* Who connects me to good people and to community
* makes me feel like I am living life in HD
* Opens up my world
* Inspires me to be more
* Rarely says anything needlessly cruel
* Can open up about her emotions and mine
* Is good at reading me and cluing in to what I am feeling
* Makes me the most important thing in her life
* Turns to me first
* Wants to connect with me
* Is proud to be with me and yet simultaneously pushes me to be more
* Is reliable and responsible and clean and tidy
* Can cook and entertain
* Is not boring
* Is open to sharing my enthusiasms
* Who allows me to build credibility with her

I don’t want in a wife someone who:

* Is irreligious
* Left-wing
* Still involved with her exes
* Unfaithful
* Drinks and drives
* Uses drugs
* Is so involved with animals that it gets in the way of us
* comes from a broken home and perpetuates those bad ways of relating
* presents a distorted view of me to others and to herself
* ignores me for great stretches of time and won’t let me into her head
* feels driven to cut off my balls
* is not interested in my work, says ignorant disrespectful things about it

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