My Sore Stomach

"Do you have any thoughts on stomach aches?" I ask my Alexander Technique teacher today.

"When do you get them?" he asks.

"When I start worrying. I find myself clenching."

"Well, what would you say to a friend with this problem?"

"I don’t know."

"You’d say that you’re probably moving down when it happens, pushing your stomach down, playing a loop of worrying thoughts, and you’re probably tipping your head back. So the solution is to flow up. You’re too smart of a guy for this. You know this.

"Why do people throw up when under stress? Because they push down, they tip their head back, they catastrophize and the bile flows up."

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Everyone Asks Me If I’m Jewish

I wear a yarmulke and tzitzit and a beard and people still ask me if I’m Jewish.

I don’t get it. I’m the Jewiest Jew around.

Is it my Aryan looks? Is there something off about my demeanor? Is my energy weird?

When people talk to me, after a minute, they think, wait a second, there’s something not right here.

In yoga class last night, this hot chick says to me right off, "You remind me of the movie Into the Wild."

"At least you didn’t ask me if I was auditioning for Cast Away 2," I reply.

Later she asks me if I was born Jewish.

"I know you’re Jewish because I read your blog," says a shiksa friend. "You seem pretty knowledgeable. Otherwise, I’m not convinced."

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Do Banks Discriminate Against White People?

I’m reading this new book by economist Thomas Sowell — The Housing Boom and Bust.

For more than a decade, US newspapers have editorialized that banks are more conservative than they should be about lending money to blacks. The current foreclosure debacle suggests otherwise.

A 1991 Federal Reserve study found that blacks and whites with the same income had different mortgage loan acceptance rates. Is this racism? It’s not clear. Income is only one factor in determining whether someone is a good bet to repay a mortgage loan. Blacks and whites with the same income tend to have very different levels of wealth.

The same Federal Reserve study found that whites were denied conventional home loans more often than Asians and resorted to subprime loans more. This fact did not make it to most news reports.

As Tom Sowell writes: "What such omitted facts might imply was that financial and behavioral differences among groups can lead to differences in mortgage loan approval rates… Credit history is another of the factors influencing mortgage loan approval, and credit ratings differ among groups. Just as whites average higher credit scores than blacks or Hispanics, so Asian Americans average higher credit scores than whites."

The same methods that would lead some to conclude that blacks are discriminated against in mortgage lending would force one to conclude that whites are discriminated against in favor of Asians.

Who really believes that banks are discriminating against whites?

Read On.

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Living With Uncertainty

From Hirhurim:

> Has the issue of human authorship of the Pentateuch reached a level of overwhelming evidence? I certainly don’t think so, and I have written a number of posts on that subject.

If you were more self aware, or more honest, you would admit that the reason you don’t think the evidence is strong is only because you have a strong personal bias against it. For anyone who doesn’t have an a priori bias, the evidence is strong enough. Actually, without the bias, you would never even have a hava aminah to think that God wrote the bible in the first place, in much the same way that you don’t seriously think there’s any chance that God wrote the Koran.

MOSHE COHN POSTS: >>The message of Harry Potter is that when there is uncertainty then within the realm of rational possibilities you are free to choose which to believe based on emotion (i.e. non-rational) reasons.

This will be a slippery slope for many. We know conclusively that the Torah that we have is not letter for letter what was received at Sinai. Yet try to convince Jews from certain communities of that fact and you might just get stoned.

But then, what if you COULD convince them? Even if the house of cards doesn’t fall entirely, you’ve got lots of questions, very few answers, and lots of very inconvenient hypotheses, not to mention some archaeology that casts new light on the origins of our way of life.

I think it’s a bit of a cop out to say that we simply "choose" what to believe based on our emotions. For the thinking Jew, our emotions aren’t enough. That doesn’t mean biblical criticism has the veracity of evolutionary biology, just that, as painful as it might be, we must confront it. It’s not the Torah that needs dissecting, but rather the framework of our belief system.

My understanding is that Biblical critics do not purport to prove "human authorship of the Pentateuch". Rather, they ASSUME human authorship, and from there go on to claim that it was not a unitary composition. Even the most "frum" person would concede that the Torah was physically written down by a human [i.e. Moshe Rabbeinu]. It is an article of faith that Moshe received what he wrote from HKBH. It is not something that can be proven. Indeed, one could in theory hold like the critics, and posit 4 authors [or however many they claim these days], yet still believe that the contents came from Hashem.

The problem lies in that if you hold by the critics, then the Torah was simply not all in existence in Moshe Rabbeinu’s time. Possible resolutions of this problem include:

1. Suspend judgment , because all the evidence is not in, as suggested by Harry Potter. Some might say this smacks of intellectual cowardice.

2. Attack the critical theory on its own terms, as did R. David Hoffman a century ago. However, the critical theory has changed since then, and I am unaware of any serious current scholarly challenge that defends unitary Mosaic Authorship.

3. Adopt the position that there was unitary Mosaic Authorship, but that the text was corrupted when the Jewish people went astray after foreign idols, as set forth in the Neviim, and that the text we now have is a prophetic restoration, by Ezra[albeit one that contains some contradictions that support the critical theory], but nonetheless the original intent of the original text is set forth in the oral law. This is the approach of R. David Weiss Halivni. The problem with this approach is that a) it is speculative, b) why should one assume that the oral law is correct if the written text itself became corrupt, and c) why could not a prophet have restored a perfect text.

4. Concede that there have been post Mosaic changes to the text. Ibn Ezra and R. Yehudah Hechosid, for example, expressed such views. Maintain that any changes were al pi nevuah, and therefore there is no theological problem.
However, this approach seems to contradict the general interpretation of Rambam’s 8th ikkar, and perhaps too the gemora in perek hachelek.

5. Concede that the critics views are correct–if one assumes human authorship. However, if we posit divine authorship, we can say that even the ostensible contradictions and problems in the text were put there deliberately by Hashem to teach us a multiplicity of lessons from one text. This was the approach of R. Mordechai Breuer. The problems with this approach are a) it is simply a faith assertion, not falsifiable by scientific means, b) it seems to contradict the precept that dibrah hatorah b’lishon bnei adam, and c) it seems perilously close to the theory that Hashem planted dinasour fossils to make the world seem much older than it really is. Is not Hashem’s seal truth, not trickery?

6. Reject the critics out of hand, based upon our emuna, as reflected in the aforementioned ikkar and gemora. However, such an approach seems to go against Rambam’s theology that the Torah is in accord with the rule of reason, and our professed duty to be modeh al hoemes. Nowhere in the Torah does it say, "who are you going to believe, Me, or your own eyes". To the contrary, the Torah emphasizes the fact that bnai yisroel are to use there experience of what they saw with there own eyes as a [rational] basis for their emuna.

There may be other approaches that I am unaware of. In any event, it is an issue that is crucial to address at the highest levels of our leadership. Many have been led astray by the issue, and failure to cogently deal with the issue will only result in more leaving the fold.

ZACH POSTS: Am I the only one who is uncomfortable with all of Orthodox belief being dependent on Harry Potter. I mean wasn’t destroying Voldermort hard enough.

DOV from HARRYPOTTERTORAH.COM writes: Several chapters in my book Harry Potter and Torah discuss belief and faith, also in the context of Harry Potter.

One aspect of the issue that you left out is that people evaluate evidence in the context of their predispositions. I wrote about this regarding Percy’s repentance at the end of the book. It’s very hard to reconsider our beliefs and how they effect conclusions that we draw. Yes, people that believe in G-d and Divine revelation will be predisposed to be critical of logic that supports human authorship. BUT equally so people that do not believe in G-d will be heavily predisposed to find evidence for human authorship.

As a simple example of this, there’s a vast number of authors that change style between books and even within books, for literary purposes. Very few are suspected of being multiple authors – rather readers understand that authors change emphasis and style to convey a point. This is why most people assume that Shakespare in fact wrote all the works of Shakespeare. But when it comes to the Torah, all of a sudden changes in style are interpreted to reflect changes in authorship. People that don’t care about Shakespare are predisposed to believe that the Bible can’t be Divine.

As I wrote here, the time of Rosh HaShana is a great time to reconsider our predispositions and how they effect our actions.

In your examples you didn’t mention Harry’s conclusion: after burying Dobby he decides that despite his uncertainty, he would ACT on the basis of belief in Dumbeldore and the task which he had given Harry.

In other words, we can debate all we want to in principle, but sometimes we need to choose actions. Actions need to be chosen both on the basis of the right-ness of the underlying beliefs, and also on the importance of the outcomes of the actions. Harry wasn’t sure what to believe in theory, but he decided to follow a certain decision of action based on his belief in the importance of the action, and in the ACTIONS led him to the truth in belief.

FRD POSTS: "No legitimate rabbinic authority that I am aware of would allow the suggestion that the Torah is not Misinai. Jewish law demands that we believe in Divine authorship in the Torah."

The above statement betrays sheer ignorance, unfortunately. There are hundreds of statements, from chazal down to the achronim, that say exactly the opposite. All of these opinions state quite clearly that passages in the Torah were not from God – edited, changed, removed, etc. Professor Shapiro lists some of them in his book on Orthodox Theology, and in the same book observes that the only reason the really orthodox Jews dont know this today is because they spend all their time stuying Talmud alone; they are totally ignorant of other literature from the same period of chazal, and kal vichomer everything else.

In general, the more confidently a person expresses a view such as the one above, the more you can be sure he’s never read a word of biblical scholarship. People who have actually studied the material – first-hand, not via people out to discredit it – may not accept its conclusions, but never speak with the simplistic myopia such as the the view expressed above. I am not convinced by all of what biblical criticism has to say, but there is no doubt in my mind that many of its findings are 100% correct.

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Buying BJ Services For $5.5 Billion

I think the price is a little steep.

From Yahoo Finance:

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Oilfield services company Baker Hughes Inc said on Monday that it would buy peer BJ Services Co for $5.5 billion in a move to take on sector giants Halliburton Co and Schlumberger Ltd.

The stock-and-cash deal values BJ at a 16 percent premium over its closing price on Friday, said the companies, whose boards have approved the transaction.

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What Is He Thinking?

This piece on AOL nails it: "If a woman ever wonders what her boyfriend or husband thinks when he looks at her, she can’t go wrong if she imagines this: He sees her as an endless abyss of need. In general, men think that women are emotionally insatiable. The endless abyss of need scares men to death, because they fear that they’ll never get the things they want. The secret about men is that that they feel powerless in their relationships. They think it’s useless to ask a woman to care about what they want or need. So most guys either push women away or placate them."

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Surrender: Appeasing Islam, Sacrificing Freedom

I’m reading this new book by Bruce Bawer and I feel like a dilettante. Much of Europe is surrendering to Islam and what am I doing?

Bawer makes the point that the Ayatollah’s fatwa (death sentence) against novelist Salmon Rushdie for his book The Satanic Verses should’ve served as a wake-up call to all those who value free speech that their cherished freedom were under assault from a growing threat called Islam. Instead most intellectuals have urged us to be sensitive to Muslim sensibilities rather than urging Muslims to be sensitive to our freedoms when they want to live amongst us.

The greatest moral struggle of our time is against Islam and what am I doing? Ong namo guru dev namo? Wahe guru indeed.

Instead of westerners getting mandatory education in Islam, perhaps Muslims need mandatory lessons in freedom of expression?

Bawer makes the point that there is no such thing as moderate Islam. The religion is inherently totalitarian. Some of its adherents may be tolerant, but this tolerance does not come from Islam. Moderate Muslims have chosen to put distance between themselves and their faith.

Bawer says the media help jihadists by sanitizing their violence and describing criticism of Muslims as violent.

Every time Muslims commit violence against the innocent, the media follows up by reporting on the fears of Muslims about a backlash.

Newspapers overflow with portrayals of Muslims as cuddly. They don’t get asked many tough questions about their positions on women’s rights, gay rights, or Islamic suicide bombing. Instead the reporters try to portray them as just folks.

Bawer writes on page 104:

It is chilling to think of all the developments in recent years that would never have gained international attention without [the internet]. Blogs have made possible the dissemination of news that media organizations like the Times have preferred not to cover. And they’ve provided a forum for the kind of open and honest discussion that the mainstream media have tried to prevent. …If the West is saved from jihad, it will be largely a result of the uninhibited nature of free speech on the internet.

John Phelan emails: "One aspect essential to the gradual loss of political and social control by white Europeans in Europe, North America, OZ and NZ is their freely choosing to employ birth control to the extent that they do. In many cases reality itself and not just external and arbitrary authority limits human freedom. If I freely choose to be in Texas, QLD, I am not free to be in Dallas, TX at the same moment in time. The peoples of white European background have freely chosen a rather intense limiting of births and this free choice will, it seems, gradually remove them and their values from control anywhere in the world. But it is a result of their practicing their highest value, freedom of choice. Birth control was supposed to save the world from starvation and maybe it has, but it will have unintended effects also."

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‘Don’t You Want To Marry Someone Jewish?’

Havdalah. Four hot chix hold the candle. My friend Susie* says, "Raise it up high to the height of your bashert."

She turns to me and says, "How tall are you?"

She raises her hand to the height of the top of my head and then brings it over to the candle and raises it up.

"Six four," she says.

"Don’t you want to marry someone Jewish?" I ask.

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Saturday Night I Crashed Their Party

I noticed three women in their twenties move next door Thursday.

On my way to shul for Shalosh Sheudos this afternoon, I noticed a party beginning there.

"I’m gonna crash it!" I resolved.

I’m gonna overcome my fears and I’m gonna march up to the door and say, Hi, I’m Luke Ford and I want to be your moral leader.

So I took care of my moral obligations, rushed home, checked my email, grabbed three caffeine-free Diet Cokes from the frig and marched up to the door and said, "Hi, I’m your neighbor Levi. I wondered if I could introduce myself and crash your party."

I did and I could and I rocked it.

I love hanging out with the kids.

I wonder if any of these girls next door could do with some Torah/yoga/Alexander Technique/Aussie literature in their lives?

I was talking to these Teach for America women who work in East LA. "I bet you get the best prices on drugs," I said.

There was silence.

"I’m from Australia," I explained later. "We’ve very crude people. It’s not really my fault. It’s my convict genes."

I crushed my Diet Coke can and cruised to another group.

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The Not So Dirty Secrets Of Luke Ford

The name Luke Ford is all but synonymous with debauchery – the sexy blogger is equally famous for his racy publication as his simultaneous relationships with young, blonde women and the notoriously raucous parties held at the Hovel. But the 43-year-old ladies’ man has a history of putting his money where his mouth is, politically speaking. "One of the things I find really curious is when people say I’ve lived an amoral life," says the paterfamilias of the Luke Ford blogging dynasty. "From my perspective, it’s quite the contrary. I feel I’ve lived a very moral life. I’ve been on the side of angels from the beginning."

‘Luke Ford Playboy, Activist and Rebel,’ a documentary premiering at the Toronto International Film Festival next month, shows the deeper side of Luke Ford – civil rights activist and political ally of women and gays. See highlights from his interview with the Daily Beast below.


"This film has less to do with the lifestyle and more to do with my commitment to social change," Ford says of the documentary by Oscar award-winning filmmaker Brigitte Berman.

She adds, "When people think of him, they think of the babes, the boobs, the blondes. There’s another side to him, one I think is too often overlooked."

Ford was a champion of civil rights from the very beginning of the movement. He says, "I marched with Martin Luther King in Selma, Alabama in 1963 for civil rights. When I learned that two of my synagogues were racially segregated, I bought them at my own expense and integrated them."

Ford also supported gay rights at a time when the concept was nearly unheard of in mainstream America. He published a short, science fiction piece wherein homosexuality was the norm and heterosexuals were considered socially deviant. The story was originally turned down by Esquire, Ford explains, and recalls the numerous angry letters the blog received in response. The blog ran a rebuttal suggesting that "if it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society, then the reverse was wrong too."

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