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Tag Archives: hovel
The Truth Brigade
From my live cam chat: palestine4ever: Thank God, the Truth Brigade is here. palestine4ever: I was just remarking that out of all of the blogs I visit, none had quite the exciting content of LukeFord.net today. palestine4ever: I have long … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged american culture, anonymous letters, book clubs, budget gap, cocoon, edict, fillings, hovel, landlord, live cam chat, malaise, methlab, navel, old women, older women, shan, shilling blog, stylings, tough love, wrapping paper
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Is My Live Cam What We Will Remember From The Bush Years?
I’m playing football in my hovel: palestine4ever: There is a painful deficit of rage-inducing material on the front page today. palestine4ever: I rely on LukeFord.net to outrage me and keep me on the heterosexual path. palestine4ever: Luke, if you could … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged al gore, bff, blacks gays, crotch shot, David Horowitz, domestic terrorist, hand signal, hovel, jew, jewish hand, live cam, manson, Mexicans, moral leader, objectification, patti hearst, performance art, quot, sharon tate, strange bedfellows
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I Spent $50 Today To Be Alone With A Beautiful Woman For Two Hours
It was money well spent even if it was on a doctor of acupuncture. I feel confident that wherever I go this week, women will sense that I have not been without the company of the fairer sex. This is … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged abstinence, acupuncturist, beautiful woman, elbow problems, ergonomic keyboard, ergonomic mouse, evenings, fairer sex, feelings, Google, helicopter rides, hovel, lashon hara, manly man, monetary problems, money, oriental massage, photos, pre selection, s college, Santa Monica, saturdays, social proof, tendons, vicious cycle, wimp
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I’m Live On My Cam
Click here to join the fun. guest16: Emma should start searching for a cheap flight now… guest16: so she could spend her cash wining and dining you guest16: and buying you little trinkets YourMoralLeader: yay YourMoralLeader: her sis’s a travel … Continue reading
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Tagged breed horses, bride and groom, cheap flight, domestic goddess, Emma, futon, futton, groomer, hiya folks, horse breeder, hovel, jew, little trinkets, loughlin, money, nbsp, np, sleep, travel agent
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My Crucifixion & Resurrection
Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection! I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading
Posted in Passover, Personal
Tagged aaron wildavsky, american judaism, beard, canaan, chat room, cheap grace, close friends, davening, Emma, emotions, hartman, holy days, hovel, job, loser, minyan, mommy, money, origins of judaism, Passover, perverts, rabbi arthur, religious community, rise of islam, sephardi, shmura matza, shul, shuls, tradition, weirdos
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