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Monthly Archives: August 2009
She Wanted To Give Me Her Heart!
When a woman offers me her body, I know how to respond. I say no because the Torah forbids me. But when a woman I don’t even know offers me a "Heart!" on Facebook — and the woman appears in … Continue reading
‘How Could He Have Gotten With That Cow?’
She was sick about her boyfriend’s taste in women. "How could he have ever gotten with that cow? Those big fat legs. Eww!" She proceeded to rip to shreds the looks of a 40-plus woman who on my scale was … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Sex
Tagged cathy seipp, darkest desires, ex girlfriends, friend penny, male partners, shreds
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The Uninvited
"You should call your memoir ‘The Uninvited’," his therapist had said. That came back to him early Friday morning as he tossed and turned on his bed by the toilet. Oy, the shame! He’d signed up August 15 for the … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged bed of nails, classmates, fort knox, gavin brown, martyr, pretty girls, quot
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What A Great Country!
From The New York Times: In 2007, the top one ten-thousandth of households took home 6 percent of the nation’s income, up from 0.9 percent in 1977. It was the highest such level since at least 1913, the first year … Continue reading
Posted in Economics
Tagged earners, households, New York Times, thousandth, three decades
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