Daily Archives: February 11, 2009

Luke Needs Viagra For Sex With Hippo

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

I got this therapy meme (well, actually, someone else did, but I’m taking it) on Facebook: "Here’s how it works: Google “[your first name] needs” and share the first 10 results. That’s it: it is that simple. But be honest! … Continue reading →

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My Idiot Rabbi Of The Day – Daniel S. Brenner

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

He’s boycotting Kellogs for dropping Michael Phelps as a model after the swimmer’s recent string of bad behavior in public. Rabbi Daniel S. Brenner writes: I love Special K cereal – it was my mom’s preferred brand when I was … Continue reading →

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Israeli Model On Cover Of Sports Illustrated Bathing Suit Issue

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

It’s nice to remember Israel in happier days: Maybe you’ve seen by now the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. (Sinners.) A few months after Bar Refaeli, the Israeli ex-pat, graced the cover of Heeb, she landed one of the best gigs … Continue reading →

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Dennis Prager: ‘Everyone I Know Has Been Turned Down For Credit’

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

On the first hour of his radio show yesterday, Dennis Prager said: "Everyone I know has been turned down for loans. The banks got all this money but they don’t give out loans. If I were emotional, I’m about to … Continue reading →

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I’m Thinking Of Oiling My Beard

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

Outside of therapy today, I sat in the sun next to a guy with a big ol’ gash on his left ear. It was all bloody. We got to talking as I tend to do around people with bloody ears. … Continue reading →

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