Daily Archives: December 2, 2007

Brad Greenberg Looks Like Something Out Of Der Sturmer

Posted on December 2, 2007 by Luke Ford

I don’t mean that critically. No judgment. I’m not exactly Adonis myself. Just ask Danielle Berrin. Anyway, enough about me. Let’s talk about Brad. Poor bloke. I wonder if he ever hands out poisoned candy to Aryan children coming out … Continue reading →

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I’m Just A Gigolo

Posted on December 2, 2007 by Luke Ford

I’m just a gigolo, and everywhere I go People know the part I’m playing Paid for every dance selling each romance Ooh, what they’re saying There would come a day when youth will pass away What will they say about … Continue reading →

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Shalhevet Budget Blowout

Posted on December 2, 2007 by Luke Ford

This year’s budget deficit was supposed to run to $1.5 million (with $500,000 covered by Roland Arnall and the other million covered by fundraising) but the figure is closer to $3 million (in part because of the small numbers in … Continue reading →

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Rabbi Saul Berman Comes To Town

Posted on December 2, 2007 by Luke Ford

I’ve heard mixed reviews about his Sabbath talks. I’m told: Like many speakers he had more time to speak than material. He was a bit ideological Friday night on his point that chumras are a socio-cultural/historical phenomenon of post-Holocaust Judaism. … Continue reading →

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Conspiracy Theorist Has Elaborate Explanation For Why He’s Single

Posted on December 2, 2007 by Luke Ford

Report: SIOUX FALLS, SD—In light of a broken engagement two years ago, area school-bus driver and longtime conspiracy enthusiast Robert Ericsson outlined an intricate theory to reporters Tuesday to explain his failure to begin a new relationship. "I am alone … Continue reading →

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