Category Archives: Chaim Amalek

Amalek’s Regret

Chaim Amalek writes: My New Regret in Life: That I never had sex with a shiksa of suitable intellectual merit and then asked her, post-coitally, “Yes, you enjoyed it, but was it good for the Jews?”

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The Problem With Hollywood

Chaim Amalek writes: I realize that practically none of your readers is a born Jew with the benefit of many years of proper hebrew school education, so for their benefit, I am going to spill the beans and give you … Continue reading

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Hollywood Gedolim!

Chaim Amalek writes: “HOLLYWOOD GEDOLIM! Just think how much less expensive it would have been for all concerned had the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts found a place for one more student a century ago, a lad from Linz. A … Continue reading

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What makes New York the greatest city?

Why do New Yorkers keep repeating this publicly? On what objective basis is this true? What’s the insecurity underlying such a proclamation? People who say weird, unnecessary and untrue things are coming from a broken place. If New Yorkers were … Continue reading

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The Future Mrs Ford

Chaim Amalek emails: Luke is feeling a bit under the weather. This is the time for those fertile young women who think they have what it takes to be the future Mrs. Luke Ford to step up and show Luke … Continue reading

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