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Category Archives: Satire
Alexander Teachers Spend Raucous Afternoon Validating Each Other
LOS ANGELES, CA—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of twenty five Alexander Technique teachers spent a wild afternoon in Reseda Sunday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior and generally validating the living heck out of each other. Confirming the women get … Continue reading
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Tagged alexander teachers, alexander technique teachers, batya, pet deaths, positive regard, wild afternoon
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I’m Avoiding The Social Ghetto With A New App
REDMOND, Wash. (CBS Seattle) – Microsoft has been granted a patent for its “avoid the social ghetto” feature for bloggers. Microsoft’s patent states that a route can be plotted for bloggers to avoid an “unsafe post or being in an … Continue reading
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SATIRE: Alexander Teacher Moonlights As Massage Therapist To Make Ends Meet
LOS ANGELES—When the cool evening sun sets over Hollywood, Bill Robinson does not go home to his wife and family. For this Alexander Technique teacher, the work day has only just begun. Robinson, 38, is a two-year veteran of the … Continue reading
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Tagged alexander teachers, alexander technique teacher, evening sun sets, massage pads, part time jobs, reading auras
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Now The Truth Can Be Told – Renegade Jews Cut The Beards Of Their Own Kind
I’ve been too embarrassed to reveal the truth about what happened to my beard, but now through therapy, I’ve come to embrace the truth because the truth sets you free. The New York Times reports: Blogger Luke Ford had been … Continue reading
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Tagged black beard, Hancock Park, luke ford, orthodox jews, orthodox judaism, peaceful farmlands
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The 12 Steps To Recovery From Bad Use
Hi, I’m Luke. I’m an addict to clenching and pulling down. F.M. Alexander, grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change about my use, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know … Continue reading
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Tagged alexander technique teacher, f m alexander, fearless inventory, habitual postures, having had a spiritual awakening, wisdom to know the difference
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No Jeggings
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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Luke Ford Torah Study Doll Hits 10,000 Units Sold!
Shomerica, America’s number one company for products for the Orthodx Jewish Shomer community is pleased to announce it has shipped 10,000 units of its Luke Ford Torah Study Companion Doll. “Our demographic research showed that many Shomer Jews sought Torah … Continue reading
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Tagged fine black suit, luke doll, luke ford, study companion, torah scholars, torah study
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She Shuckled All Night Long
Hat tip to Frum Satire: The lyrics are below: The Alte Rockers: Purim 2009: Parody of AC/DC – You Shook Me All Night Long You Shuckled (AC/Rashi, Jews in Black Hats) She was a text machine She studied kiddushin She … Continue reading
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Tagged black hats, cha dodi, gates of heaven, leather boxes, purity laws, traditional prayer
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Videos featuring lewd jokes and anti-gay slurs were produced on Torah Talk
Luke Ford, the self-proclaimed “Moral Leader” since 1997, apparently created, produced and starred in the short movies, which were broadcast to entertain the world’s starving for Torah. In one scene, two female rabbis stand in a shower stall aboard an … Continue reading
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Tagged co commander, Jewish Journal, lewd jokes, luke ford, moral leader, orthodox jews
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Looking For A Little Human Contact?
Rabbs and I should discuss this on our Torah Talk as we are constantly jetting around the world to bring enlightenment.
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