Category Archives: Satire

What’s The Best Harry Potter Vibrating Wand?

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Luke Ford

This sounds like a good one. A very happy customer writes: “So I bought one for my daughter at xmas and all I ever hear is moans and squeals of delight coming from her room. She’s had all her friends … Continue reading →

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Pearl Reich – The Hasidic Hottie

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Luke Ford

Gothamist posts: A 30-year-old mother of four, aspiring model, and former member of Brooklyn’s Hasidic community is fighting for a divorce from her allegedly abusive husband and for custody of her children. “It was an arranged marriage,” Pearlperry Reich tells … Continue reading →

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Auditioning For The Anne Frank Role

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Luke Ford

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Baby Alexander Technique

Posted on March 19, 2012 by Luke Ford

Let’s hope that little Hazel’s setback with Baby Alexander Technique doesn’t impact her chances for the 2014 Olympics. A gold medal in Curling will look great on a pre-school resume. Season 2, Episode 3: “Primary Care Giver” from The Slope … Continue reading →

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My Business Plan

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Luke Ford

I learned in a recent bootcamp for entrepreneurs that if you fail to plan, you’re planning to fail. Working in conjunction with a personal coach, I came up with and have started to implement the following business plan to get … Continue reading →

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