Category Archives: Dating

Another Article About Shidduch Dating

Oy, how it hurts my neshama to think about all the pointless sex going on out there. Won’t people ever learn that mind-blowing orgasms with a rapid succession of attractive partners is not the way to achieve lasting happiness? From … Continue reading

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What Is A Man Supposed To Say When His Woman Asks Him If She Looks Fat?

Carla calls the Dennis Prager show today: "Men, instead of being honest and speaking from their heart, want to give the right answer so they’re not in trouble. That is not good. I don’t want a wimp who’s afraid to … Continue reading

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Where The Girls At?

I primarily go to yoga for the awesome spiritual insights but many of my less enlightened male friends go for the girls. So which kundalini yoga studio has the hottest chicks wearing the tightest outfits? Golden Bridge by far over … Continue reading

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Your Moral Leader Delivers Straight Talk About Sex

One of the scary parts of having a relationship is becoming vulnerable and pathetic. When you’re alone, you don’t have to confront your delusions. You can live in them. You can think you are funny and wise and biting when … Continue reading

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The Supreme Leader On Pretty Serious Relationships

I recorded this video more than a month ago after a twenty-something friend told me that her new relationship was "pretty serious." This cut me to the quick as no girl has ever said about dating me that our relationship … Continue reading

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I Want To Prosecute You For Love Crimes

I grew up with a father who had two PhDs. One was in Rhetoric. Dad could take neutral events and make you feel like they were war crimes. He could connect Abraham with Christmas. He could do almost anything rhetorically. … Continue reading

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Single Women Preferring Dogs To Men

I’ve noticed a lot of otherwise hot chicks are so into taking care of animals that they are too much trouble to date. They have so many animals around that their place is filled with fleas. Or you ask them … Continue reading

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How I Learned We Were Breaking Up

Novelist Diana Spechler wrote on her Facebook status update that she was reading an essay on this topic. That inspired me to these painful memories of relationships that came to unexpected endings: * It was a few minutes into the … Continue reading

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Smart Women Marry Money Says New Book

Fred emails: Gentlemen: This book doesn’t exactly break new ground. However, I assume that since you are all born romantics, you are undoubtedly outraged by and eschew the cynical notions contained therein. I was particularly piqued by the ethnic stereotype … Continue reading

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The First Night

"Would you marry a girl who only had a Conservative conversion [to Judaism]?" my friend asked over lunch. "Or if she was only half-Jewish. Only her dad was Jewish." "I wouldn’t rule it out," I said. "When you find a … Continue reading

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