Category Archives: Dating

What Would I Possibly Talk About With A Hot 19yo?

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

This girl on Tinder lied to me. Her profile says “24” but she’s only 19. What would we have in common? Mark: “Plenty if she was a white supremacist, too. That’s a subject people don’t get wiser about with age. … Continue reading →

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Annabel Likes Mexican Music

Posted on February 12, 2015 by Luke Ford

On Tinder and JSwipe, I’m pretty indiscriminate on the profiles I click yes on. Today I matched on Tinder with Annabel, a “proud single mother of two boys” who likes Mexican music! She’s 40 and shows no picture. Daniel: Sounds … Continue reading →

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JSwipe vs Tinder

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Luke Ford

I’ve been making a close study of JSwipe (for Jews) vs Tinder (for everyone). The girls on JSwipe are usually hotter, whiter, more educated, affluent and intelligent (judging by their higher quality pictures and profiles), dress better, and display more … Continue reading →

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Souring On Orthodox Judaism

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Luke Ford

This hot Jewish chick I know is souring on Orthodox Judaism: “I don’t think God gave me these looks and this brain so I could put a scarf on my head and retreat from the world.” A male friend interrogates … Continue reading →

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Signs A Woman Is A Tinder Whore

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Luke Ford

* Her profile says, “I will do anything to avoid carrying a credit card balance.” * Her profile says, “Do you believe in us?” * “I’ve set up a private chat room for you at…” * “I’m getting off Tinder, … Continue reading →

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