Category Archives: Dating

It’s Time To Get Old Testament On Tinder

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Luke Ford

Last night, as a time saving move, I was clicking like on every Tinder profile 18-40 within 100 miles of me, when suddenly up popped a message that I would have to pay if I wanted to like more profiles. … Continue reading →

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Perhaps I Was Wrong

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Luke Ford

So this is how one relationship ended for me. We had been going out for a year, broken up half a dozen times. She was ten years younger and an Eight. We had finished dinner. She had eaten only a … Continue reading →

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Perhaps She Loves HaShem?

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Luke Ford

The new trend on Tinder is for the hookers to post inspirational sayings on their profiles. I just matched with a 22yo ho (I assume she’s a pro, who knows she might be a Reform rabbi) named Kaelani whose profile … Continue reading →

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Love At First Sight

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

So do you believe in love at first sight? What if you see someone across the room and she smiles and your whole being explodes? I’m not talking about lust. I’m not talking about seeing somebody and all you can … Continue reading →

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What Would I Possibly Talk About With A Hot 19yo?

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

This girl on Tinder lied to me. Her profile says “24” but she’s only 19. What would we have in common? Mark: “Plenty if she was a white supremacist, too. That’s a subject people don’t get wiser about with age. … Continue reading →

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