Category Archives: Personal

I’m Trying To Figure Out The Difference Between Gay And Persian

An Orthodox Persian friend says he knows of no gay Persian Jew. Is it true that homosexuality is unknown among the Persians? Ahmadinijad says so. I am trying to figure out if my friend is gay. He’s Persian Orthodox, nearly … Continue reading

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Making Jews Look Good Since 1993

A friend at work tells her 41 yo son about me: “There’s this kid a few years older than you with a cherubic Anglican face who’s an Orthodox Jew.” “Did he convert?” “Yes. He wears his beanie every day and … Continue reading

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I Fell In Love With My Pharmacist

After nearly 12 happy years with the program, I gave up my Kaiser health insurance in March because I couldn’t afford the $420 a month premium. I went to pay cash for a prescription today for fluticasone propionate nasal spray … Continue reading

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How Do Girls React To Me?

My writing teacher: “I’d love to see a girl reacting to you.” A girl who responds to me will typically hold my eye contact for an extra beat. She’ll position herself near me. She’ll smile. She’ll talk. She’ll open up … Continue reading

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On The Verge Of Something

So I had known this woman since shortly after I moved to Los Angeles in 1994. She was a fellow convert to Judaism. We often went to the same temples. She was a shy timid sort, a good girl, but … Continue reading

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When Did You Last Kiss Someone You Loved?

For me, it’s been 32 months. * A former GF would say to me: “I just want to feel full.” Such a sweet way of putting it. * I gave up my Kaiser health insurance in March because I couldn’t … Continue reading

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What Inspires Me?

Here are some of my assignments from my opening class in producing a one-man play: WHAT INSPIRES YOU? * Music * Good Torah teaching. * Attention * Beauty * The desires to communicate, to understand, to work things out * … Continue reading

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Jewish vs Christian Generosity

I first heard about the “medical intuitive” in 1989 when I was struggling with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I finally met one last Rosh Hashanah at Schwartzie’s Chai Center service. She directed me to DragonHerbs.com and I’ve been vibrating ever since. … Continue reading

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The Pure Soul Of The Penitent

* A man first needs to ask, “Where do I want to go?” before he asks, “Who do I want to take with me?” (David DeAngelo) * Heard today: “Baalei teshuvos (newcomers to Orthodox Judaism) have pure souls but STDs.” … Continue reading

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The True Path

My car died last Thursday. My mechanic couldn’t figure it out. I went into work Tuesday morning and told my boss the problem. He said it was the timing belt. Five minutes later, my mechanic calls to say my problem … Continue reading

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