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Category Archives: Personal
Where’s My Movie Studio?
I converted to Judaism 21 years ago and I still haven’t been given my very own media property. I don’t want no freakin’ bank, I want a newspaper or magazine or movie studio, and I want it staffed with hot … Continue reading
I’ve Dated Too Much
Dating is the one thing that you get worse at the more you do it. My most exciting times were with bipolar alcoholic nymphomaniacs. I found myself going to bed with Rachel but waking up with Leah. I found Jewish … Continue reading
Will To Power
Chaim Amalek: That’s a good look for a cult leader. It is the look of a man intent on driving the Jews back into the Torah Corral. All that’s missing is a bullwhip. Airdrop this man into Ferguson and all … Continue reading
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What’s My Excuse?
At work, I am asked: “When you look in the mirror, aren’t you embarrassed by who you are?” Luke: “I evolved in a warm climate where food was plentiful year round. I did not have to plan ahead. I did … Continue reading
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‘Next time you’re besotted, just ask for a writing sample’
From the blog Just Not Said: I’ve generally gotten a clearer sense of people from their writings than from their everyday conversation. A parallel: if you find a beautiful woman witty and insightful, see if that impression holds up over … Continue reading
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