A friend at work tells her 41 yo son about me: “There’s this kid a few years older than you with a cherubic Anglican face who’s an Orthodox Jew.”
“Did he convert?”
“Yes. He wears his beanie every day and his underwear hanging out with his tassles showing and he swings them like some burlesque babe and says his ancestors went through Auschwitz so that he could wear his tassles out. And I tell him he’s full of s***.”
This woman then told my boss he always hires weirdos.
She emails me: You are a dog – and I have always told you the same. You are suspect re your people of thousands of years, blah blah blah.
However, I hope you are enjoying “your” holiday and I’m sure you’ll be busy all day atoning for your many sins. See ya’ tomorrow, you dog.
