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Category Archives: Personal
What Do I Want A Girl For?
First, I want a girl to save my life. Remember when we were driving north on the Pacific Coast Highway Nov. 8? I passed a car and was steaming ahead, not realizing I was in the lane for the southbound … Continue reading
Posted in Marriage, Personal
Tagged commanches, destructive tendencies, hot chick, pacific coast highway, social proof, southbound traffic
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None Of The Stimulus Helps Me
I’m tired of all these government bailouts of other people. Extending unemployment benefits? Doesn’t help me. I’ve worked for myself the past 12 years. I don’t want a bailout. I’m just sick of people lining up at the government trough … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged bailout, extending unemployment benefits, federal employees, government employees, government trough, own health
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Women Don’t Like Jokes About Getting Married
I’ve never known a girlfriend who enjoyed me making jokes about marrying her, making pretend offers to marry her. They never laughed. They never found it funny. As soon as you can laugh about something, it means it’s not a … Continue reading
Posted in Judaism, Marriage, Personal
Tagged happiest man in the world, internalization, jewish humor, performance art, religious divide, workmen
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Merry Christmas Goyim!
I’m live on my cam: YourMoralLeader: merry xmas YourMoralLeader: goyim Emma: Happy hanukkah? YourMoralLeader: what does Xmas mean to you M and Beth? Emma: Family getting together Emma: The day Jesus was born Beth: I had to step away and … Continue reading
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Tagged bad traffic, bloke, Hanukkah, internet radio, luke ford, merry christmas, merry xmas, s books, sandra tsing loh
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I Cleaned!
I emailed her: “I just spent 40 mins cleaning up, organizing my hovel above my bed to find my hanukkiah. Found it!” She replied: “So that’s what it takes to get you to clean. A celebration of Jews reveling in … Continue reading
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Tagged anti semite, bloodshed, celebration, hanukkiah, hovel, ignoramus, Jews
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