Women Don’t Like Jokes About Getting Married

I’ve never known a girlfriend who enjoyed me making jokes about marrying her, making pretend offers to marry her. They never laughed. They never found it funny.

As soon as you can laugh about something, it means it’s not a big deal. As soon as a society starts making jokes about adultery, it means that adultery is not such a big deal.

Jewish humor didn’t develop until the Enlightenment and it chiefly developed among secular Jews. Orthodox Jews who are funny do it, I think, out of an internalization of our society’s secular-religious split (that there is a place for religion and a place to keep religion out such as the public square). The more religious the Jew, in my experience, the least likely he is to be funny. The funniest Jews are overwhelmingly the most secular. They are the most fearless. They don’t have whole swathes of life that are off-limits to humor because of holiness concerns.

I think the Talmud says something about everyone knows what happens on a wedding night between the newly married couple, but anyone who makes jokes about it does not go to the world to come.

I think the more secular I am, the funnier my writing is. The more religious I am, the less funny. It is much harder for me to make jokes about Judaism when I’m taking it most seriously.

When I’ve talked about marriage with my girlfriends, they’ve usually said something like, “I don’t believe in marriage.”

I believe they’re publicly denying the one thing they want most because their desire for it is so painfully strong, they can’t face it, so they have to deny it.

I told this girl recently that at my reading: “Is it OK if I get down on my knees tonight at the Workmen’s Circle and ask you to make me the happiest man in the world?”

She replied: “You want me to ‘make you happy’ in front of all those people? I didn’t think this was performance art.”

Beth: You’re right about women who claim not to want to marry. I think at least 80% of them are completely full of it. I was with my ex boyfriend for 9 years. He said he didn’t know if we would ever want to get married, so I said I didn’t, either. So after spending my entire 20’s with him, he dumps me for a teenager and marries her. Lesson learned. After that fiasco I determined that the next guy was going to be marriage-minded.

lababe: iv been with my boyfriend 10 yrs hes never asked me sometimes i wonder if hs really loves me

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I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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