Category Archives: Personal

It’s 1 a.m. and I Can’t Sleep

From Jan. 6: Video Video On the first video, I say I like my women little and cute. When they’re real big and they roll over, they crush me. Holly was 5’7" and 150 but she didn’t crush me. Holly … Continue reading

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Rising Yid: I’m Going To Compare The Effects Of Viagra Vs Cialis Vs Levitra Live On Video

Lewis Fein calls. "The thing I love about your blog is that you’ll have five normal entries and then you’ll scroll down and then, bam, "Need Help Refinancing Your Mortgage? "And then it cuts to a video." Lewis imitates my … Continue reading

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Your Moral Leader Exposed

Here’s my weekend wrap-up video.

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I’ve Been Feeling Pretty Gay Lately

I thought the problem with me was Air Supply and all-male davening but it’s soy. I eat a lot of soy, or more precisely, I drink a lot of soy milk. I must switch to rice milk or oat milk. … Continue reading

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The Shabbat All My Dreams Came True

‘Nuff said.

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Luke Ford’s Guide To Synagoge Etiquette

Last night I felt compelled to rise from my sickbed and rant into the void about shul etiquette. Due to the importance of the topic, I’ve decided to make these videos available to shuls around the world to educate Jews … Continue reading

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Luke Ford’s Commode Side Chats

I’ll often toss and turn on my floor late at night and then be driven to my computer to blog. I hear voices. I see dead people. I make videos. Here are my classic "It’s 1 a.m. and I can’t … Continue reading

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The Power Of A Public Declaration

I was thinking about sneaking back to porn this weekend to earn a quick quid interviewing a few hookers in Vegas but just as I was sighing with relief and counting the money and the handjobs, I remembered my public … Continue reading

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70 artists from the Sudan to South America Collaborate In Music

From JewishJournal.com: "Israeli music sensation Idan Raichel, creator of The Idan Raichel Project shares his thoughts with Danielle Berrin of JewishJournal.com before his Nov. 2007 performance at UCLA’s Royce Hall." Danielle Berrin says: "During a recent tour stop at UCLA’s … Continue reading

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It’s 1 a.m. and I Can’t Sleep

First Creepy Video. Second Creepy Video. They were recorded at 1 a.m. Sunday, Jan. 6. Khunrum emails: "Luke…Have you checked your jowls lately. You are morphing into Sidney Greenstreet. I don’t believe you have chronic fatigue system (whatever the hell … Continue reading

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