It’s 1 a.m. and I Can’t Sleep

From Jan. 6: Video Video

On the first video, I say I like my women little and cute. When they’re real big and they roll over, they crush me. Holly was 5’7" and 150 but she didn’t crush me.

Holly responds: "Luke is the master of back-handed compliments. He’s right though, I’m not a small girl. I’ve lost 12 lbs but 138 is still pretty heavy for a girl my height. Good to know I didn’t crush his frame — just his heart, hehe."

Handful writes: "What is he planning on doing with a 4 hour erection besides interviewing it? Again with the mouth guard. Like Linus’s security blanket."

Khunrum emails: "Watching your Commode Side Chat again it seems you are bedded down wearing civilian gear at one in the morning. No night shirt?…no jammies?…you sleep in a blue IZOD sports shirt?. I suppose it saves time dressing in the morning. But the most shocking detail is your face. The jowls. You look like a Chipmunk who has over stuffed his face with acorns. Take a brisk walk my friend. Get some exercise…Loose some lbs."

Chaim Amalek emails:

I have always been somewhat mystified by the economics of porn.  How does Holly earn a living off of taking photos of naked women, when there is so much of it that is free on the internet and which is so aggressively marketed that companies like Norton make $$$$ selling filters to block it?  The whole market seems so AOL-1994ish, when the rest of the world has long since moved on.

Here’s a column idea for you: speculate on what all the key players in porn would do if they simply could not make a living by selling porn.  Not because of any ban on it, but as a consequence of the basic economics.  "What Would _______ Do?"   

 

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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