It’s 1 a.m. and I Can’t Sleep

First Creepy Video. Second Creepy Video.

They were recorded at 1 a.m. Sunday, Jan. 6.

Khunrum emails: "Luke…Have you checked your jowls lately. You are morphing into Sidney Greenstreet. I don’t believe you have chronic fatigue system (whatever the hell that is), I think you’re just lazy. Why don’t you take a brisk walk everyday. One to three miles. You’ll feel and look much better. Luke, you’re a hypochondriac. Btw, during those rare instances when you get some boom boom, do you take your leg braces off? How about the mouth guard, in or out?"

I keep the leg braces on and the mouth guard in. Is that weird? I also like to play Dennis Prager lectures in the background. I know he loves being there for me during my most intimate moments. It’s what ethical monotheism is all about.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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