Category Archives: Personal

Why Should I Be Holier Than The Pope?

I was asked today how I feel about davening. I hate it. Is that the wrong answer? I don’t care for ritualized prayer because it is repetitive. You just say the same words over and over again. That’s no fun. … Continue reading

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The Rabbi Is Back

The rabbi is back. He wants to see you in his office. The rabbi is back. He’ll see you now. The rabbi is back. "Do you mind dropping your trousers?" The rabbi is back. "I’ve never done a hatafat dam … Continue reading

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The Truth Brigade

From my live cam chat: palestine4ever:  Thank God, the Truth Brigade is here. palestine4ever:  I was just remarking that out of all of the blogs I visit, none had quite the exciting content of LukeFord.net today. palestine4ever:  I have long … Continue reading

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Dignity Is A Jewish Virtue

So I can sleep at night, I like to whip myself on my blog until I’m bleeding. That way I don’t feel so bad about the gashes I deliver to others during the day. I feel that if I’m rougher … Continue reading

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The Messiah Will Arrive In Beverly Hills Singing ‘I’m All Out Of Love’

From my live cam chat: zappa:  These so-called speed bumps are a joke. If anything, they slow you down.   KhunDiddy:  Luke I saw an anti Israel demonstration in Montreal. There were Jews demonstrating…shocking..Turn Coat Hebs..Who are those Yiddisha boys who … Continue reading

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My Ex-GF Diana Klein Was Live In My Chat Room

Click here to join the fun. She’s now "Dyana." Diana and I had a thing for a few months in the Spring and Summer of 1993 before things ended very badly. She burned all my letters and tapes and wrote … Continue reading

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What The Hell Happened To Luke Ford?

Tabloid Baby reports: Hey! What’s going on with pioneer blogger and charismatic Internet personality Luke Ford? The Woodstein of the pornography industry-turned-conflicted Orthodox Jew has always been a controversial figure, but as long as we’ve known him, he’s also been … Continue reading

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Talking To Myself

"I feel like when I’m talking to you, I’m talking to myself," I said. "Huh?" she said. "I mean, I feel safe when I talk to you. It’s like I’m talking to myself. I feel that degree of safety. I … Continue reading

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I Turn 42 May 28

L.A.’s gedolim are lining up to take me to lunch.

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Karaoke Or Revival Meeting?

Here are some incredibly awkward photos of your truly singing "Space Oddity" a couple of weeks ago: From my live cam chat: maven:  Now you no longer look like Charlton Heston from the Ten Commandments, rather more like Heston in … Continue reading

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