Category Archives: Personal

Hollywood Jews. Help a Brother Out!

C’mon guys. We control the media. Don’t we?

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Why Do I Want To Get Married?

It’s the adult thing to do. It’s the Jewish thing to do. It’s the expected thing. What’s the alternative? Go through life alone? I want to have children. I want regular sex and regular food. I want a clean home. … Continue reading

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What Is Love?

Love first hit me in third grade. Debbie Hick was a girl in my class. She had red hair and freckles and was solidly built. She was smart and tough and funny. I loved her. I never told her that. … Continue reading

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Why Do I Want To Be Financially Independent?

I hate asking for favors. I want to go my own way. I want to have “F— you” money so I don’t have to do work I loathe. Here I am the greatest writer of my generation. I shouldn’t have … Continue reading

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Why Do I Want To Become An Alexander Technique Teacher?

By the end of this year, I’ll be a certified teacher of Alexander Technique. Why is this important to me? Well, I never graduated from college. I got sick and had to drop out short of my undergraduate degree. This … Continue reading

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