Category Archives: Personal

Oy Ve!

Last night I dreamed I had sex with one of my male friends. Does this mean I’m gay? It was horrible. I woke upset.

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Maybe The Rabbis Don’t Deserve My Rage?

So I’m sitting in class and I’m thinking, why am I here? I already know all this. I attained enlightenment years ago. I’m way ahead of these people. I could teach this class. I sit there in mounting frustration for … Continue reading

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Yoga By Candlelight

It was on my 18th spine-roll that I made the rude noise. It reverberated around the yoga studio like the sounding of the gong. I try so hard yet spiritual enlightenment and smooth digestion still escape me. My afternoon began … Continue reading

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I’m Not Selfish, I Just Love Literature

I like this remark by V.S. Naipaul: "It’s the thing about the work. If you are travelling for material or to write a book, it isn’t that you are self-centered, it is that you are with the work. You are … Continue reading

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Overcoming Shame

Tuesday afternoon I had a big shame attack. Tomorrow I’m going to park in the same place, spoon out of the same peanut butter tub, and overcome my shame my reciting one or more of these mantras as the beautiful … Continue reading

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Irish Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Blogger Fetish

BELFAST, IRELAND—At first glance, 17-year-old Emma Smith seems like any other shy and submissive Irish schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Emma Smith is consumed by sexual … Continue reading

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Time For A Change?

Yid emails: As to you being sued, I think the only thing that has saved you so far is that you are an indigent blogger street person and aren’t taken totally seriously. Most people think you are sick or demented … Continue reading

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My Latest Shame Attack

No, it was not at 5:11 pm when my boss called me "scumbag." It was between 12:30 and 12:40 this afternoon. I had just finished my three hours of Alexander Technique. I was parked outside my local acupuncture college for … Continue reading

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Goy Joy Lives – I’m Meditating Live On My Cam To Abstract Sanskrit Chants

From my live cam: guest7:  You now have two traditions where wisdom is associated with a beard: Hinduism and Judaism. Now if you embrace Islam, you’ll be on your way to embracing beard-loving religions. guest7:  What’s your next beard-loving tradition … Continue reading

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My Personalities Have Changed — All Seven Of Them

My kundalini has changed too. It is flowing in unexpected but exciting directions — none of them illegal! I’m happy these days. Hari Har! Hari Har! I attribute my change in temperament to yoga and Alexander Technique. I met up … Continue reading

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