Category Archives: Personal

None Of The Stimulus Helps Me

I’m tired of all these government bailouts of other people. Extending unemployment benefits? Doesn’t help me. I’ve worked for myself the past 12 years. I don’t want a bailout. I’m just sick of people lining up at the government trough … Continue reading

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Women Don’t Like Jokes About Getting Married

I’ve never known a girlfriend who enjoyed me making jokes about marrying her, making pretend offers to marry her. They never laughed. They never found it funny. As soon as you can laugh about something, it means it’s not a … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas Goyim!

I’m live on my cam: YourMoralLeader: merry xmas YourMoralLeader: goyim Emma: Happy hanukkah? YourMoralLeader: what does Xmas mean to you M and Beth? Emma: Family getting together Emma: The day Jesus was born Beth: I had to step away and … Continue reading

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I Cleaned!

I emailed her: “I just spent 40 mins cleaning up, organizing my hovel above my bed to find my hanukkiah. Found it!” She replied: “So that’s what it takes to get you to clean. A celebration of Jews reveling in … Continue reading

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Fighting With Your Betters

I often have conflicts with people who are my superiors. They’re not just more successful in life (they’re married with children) than me, they’re finer. Kinder. More mentchy. More moral. More Jewish. More knowledgeable of Torah. It leaves me with … Continue reading

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The Disposable Single Man

I’m reading a book about mercenaries in Iraq called Big Boy Rules. On page 83, the author Steve Fainaru writes: “Sometimes Cote would say it didn’t really matter if something happened to him, because he didn’t have a wife, or … Continue reading

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A Good Person

“I once offered to give part of my lung to a dying boy,” he told her. “Why would you do that?” she asked. “That’s serious. Please don’t ever do that.” “I wanted to prove I was a good person,” he … Continue reading

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‘Levi, Have You Seen My Lapdancers?’

I often get off the 10 Freeway at Robertson Blvd and have to pass by this den of iniquity — Skin, a strip club at 3388 Robertson. Here’s a strip club right next door to the burning heart of Modern … Continue reading

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I Won’t Be Giving Gifts This Hanukkah

Instead I’ll be sending the most important people in my life links to my favorite blog posts about myself. Happy holidays! I won’t be participating in the commercialization of the sacred.

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Should I Date Sharon Tay Of KCBS TV?

It seems like she’s had a lot of suffering in her dating life and I am feeling great compassion for her. From a KCBS TV blog: Herewith, Let’s Blog! is proud to present the top-five (alright, six) list of Sharon … Continue reading

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