Tag Archives: obama

Obama’s Crush On Scarlett Johannson

Posted on June 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

Fred writes: "Well, the good news then is that it means that the myth that Jews don’t like Obama isn’t true. (SJ is a fully Kosher sheeny, in fact, my favorite aspect of the movie the Other Boleyn Girl was … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama | Tagged actress johansson, Barack Obama, celebrity endorsements, democratic caucus, mdash, obama, scarlett johannson, scarlett johansson, ted frank | Comments Off

Obama At AIPAC

Posted on June 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

Bruce Bialovsky emails: Mr. Obama delivered a prepared speech to thousands of supporters of Israel at the AIPAC conference today. These comments define his policy regarding Israel and the Palestinians. Below is a paragraph taken directly from his speech with … Continue reading →

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‘Evan Gahr Is Baruch Goldstein Meets David Berkowitz’

Posted on May 15, 2008 by Luke Ford

A friend calls me with his fantasies about Evan. Here’s some background on Goldstein, Berkowitz and Gahr. Friend: "Instead of the talking dog, he’s got the talking chimp. I can see the stuffed animal talking to him in the middle … Continue reading →

Posted in Evan Gahr | Tagged baruch goldstein, black rage, chimp, chiquita, david berkowitz, David Horowitz, dead zone, fantasies, ferguson, furlough, gahr, kuntsler, linda chavez, long island railroad, new york post, obama, perp walk, punditry, rikers island, school kids, sean hannity, stephen king, stephen king book, stuffed animal, witness stand | Comments Off

I’m Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 14, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun! guest7: what is it with you and brad pitt and chipmunk cheeks? YourMoralLeader: praise the good L-rd guest7: there must be something about both of your facial structures that causes your cheeks to look … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged amazon, brad pitt, brangelina, caps lock, chipmunk, chipmunk cheeks, facial structures, hillary, jewish lore, job search, mccain, obama, olympic sized pool, pesach, pitt brad, sacred secrets, sanctity, thinking about sex, vo, walking with weights | Comments Off

A Reader Just Sent Me A $1,000 Paypal Donation To Further My Ministry

Posted on March 31, 2008 by Luke Ford

So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged countless tasks, followers, ford, ford fan, gentiles, going hollywood, green tea, guidance, hillary, Hollywood, live cam, luke ford, nbsp, obama, oy, part time, paypal, silence, talmud, time attention | Comments Off

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