Why Does Peyman Pourfakhr Want To Change His Name?

I don’t get it.

Be who you are.

Case Type: Civil Petition – Change of Name (General Jurisdiction)
Case#: BS114019
CASE NAME: IN THE MATTER OF PEYMAN POURFAKHR
Parties: POURFAKHR PEYMAN – Petitioner in Pro Per
Attorneys:
Date Filed: 03/28/2008
 
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Case Number: BS114019
IN THE MATTER OF PEYMAN POURFAKHR
Filing Date: 03/28/2008
Case Type: Civil Petition – Change of Name (General Jurisdiction)
Status: Pending

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Perfecting My Love Nest

Khunrum emails: "Do you think it had anything to do with… on the floor with her head banging into the toilet bowl?"

Helpful writes: "Next time turn the hovel cam off."

Khunrum emails: "Luke, next time turn  off the computer and light a candle for G-d Sakes, arrrgghh!"

Fred emails: "Gents, I think you are way too hasty with your recommendations about augmenting the romantic atmosphere of the hovel. Trying to increase the romantic atmosphere of the hovel is like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa. One must not try to toy with perfection."

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The Mohammed Atta Of Pico/Robertson

A friend calls. "You’re the Mohammed Atta of Pico/Robertson. After you blow up Chabad, will you have a provision in your will that no women are allowed at your funeral?

"I’m going to have to maintain a separate secular service for Jenna Jameson, Kendra Jade, Holly Randall…

"I chose to remember Levi as he was — Luke Ford, not the religious zealot he became."

Luke: "Did you prefer me when I was more porny?"

Friend: "I don’t know that you’re any different. I like the Truman Show thing you’ve got going 24/6 with your cam. Whenever I try to check it out, my computer freezes and I have to call Verizon.

"I love that there are no limits. Do you keep that thing on when you bring back Zipporah?"

Luke: "How’s your depression?"

Friend: "They can’t tamper with genius. I don’t want SSRIs. I refuse to take them. I can’t deal with the side effects. Prozac made me comatose. The only thing missing was Sandra Tsingh Loh squeezing my hand and calling for a nurse and….standing outside the room saying, ‘It’s so unfair.’ And ….is filling out paperwork to convince Harvey that she is his long lost daughter. She grafted herself on to that family like a lecherous malignant inoperable tumor. She’s on  of Cathy’s tumors come to life.

"I’m going to slow dance with….while Mickey Kaus plays the accordion."

"I will pay you Jewish money to hit his wife in the belly with a whiffle ball bat. Then say, ‘I’m sorry. It’s the new meds. I went native. I wanted to get the joey out of your pouch.’

"That guy 60 years ago was rubber stamping memorandum for Heinrich Himmler."

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What Is Marc B. Shapiro’s Ideology?

He says he’s Modern Orthodox and he seems to me to be Modern Orthodox.

And I guess that’s the answer to the question in my headline.

I asked Marc about his ideology Saturday night and he essentially said he was just a scholar.

But he must have a distinct ideology to write things like this:

…[R. Menasheh] Klein’s negative views towards baalei teshuvah and women are also very troubling (although with regard to women, a knowledge of some of his difficult personal history adds some necessary context in this regard.) His attitude towards non-Jews is also shocking, so much so that one wonders whether Elie Wiesel, great humanitarian that he is, would be such a supporter of his institutions if he knew what was being taught there (Wiesel and Klein were in Buchenwald together). In a lecture at an Edah conference some years ago, a well known talmid hakham discussed if it proper for one to make use of poskim like R. Menasheh Klein for certain areas (e.g., hilkhot Shabbat), if one feels that their general worldview, in particular in areas of Jewish-Gentile relations, is diametrically opposed to one’s own values.

Why would a scholar such as Dr. Shapiro be troubled by a rabbi’s attitude towards any group? Isn’t Marc Shapiro just doing scholarship? If he’s just doing scholarship, then why give a hoot if a rabbi says things that offend modern sensibilities? If Shapiro’s going to be troubled by that, then how could he not be troubled by the Torah where God commands genocide and dozens of other horrible things? So why get selective with outrage over a rabbi’s negative comments about women and penitents?

Joe emails: "You are making an interesting point inadvertantly. The idea that rabbis, particularly rabbis who are not the community posek, ie, rabbis who give shiurim in a yeshiva, are infallible and to be followed blindly without question, is a new phenomenon of the Artscroll/Aish Hatorah mentality of the last twenty to thirty years in the US, and since R. Shach and "daas Torah" in Israel (so since around the 80s). Prior to that, Jews were rather sophisticated in choosing yeshivot, teachers, rebbeim, and chassidic courts based on ideology, levels of Torah knowledge, etc. Let’s not even begin to think about pre-war Lithuania, where there were actual ideological movements in competition within the yeshivot. This fetishization of contemporary rabbis as daas torah is a recent phenomenon and probably is a result of the distinct decrease of their intellectual and learning ability, with political force substituting for respect based on achievement."

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Are Ethiopia’s Falashans Jews?

Marc B. Shapiro writes:

…I was involved in the Ethiopian Jewry cause.[43] My first trip there, in 1987, was memorable, as we were the first group allowed into the villages of Gondar after Operation Moses. (It was also great to be together with Rabbi Dr. Ari Zivotofsky, who in recent years has done such important work on various communal traditions that are in danger of being forgotten.) Yet I vividly recall how even then, when I was quite young, I knew that the notion of the Ethiopian Jews being descended from Dan was a legend without any historical value. The Ethiopians themselves never claimed that they had any connection to the tribe of Dan.

The legend goes back to Eldad ha-Dani and was accepted as authentic by the Radbaz.[44] Based on this, and some other sources that accepted this spurious identification, R. Ovadiah Yosef declared the Ethiopian Jews halakhically Jewish. I regarded R. Ovadiah as a hero for taking this step. Truth be told, I didn’t care how he arrived at this decision; I was just happy he did. My attitude was that it is not for me to be mixing in on these matters, even if I know that certain things being stated don’t stand up to scholarly scrutiny. After all, halakhah operates as an independent discipline with its own rules. The halakhic “truth” need not be identical with what an outsider observer would regard as truth.

…I didn’t live with the Ethiopian Jews. Unfortunately, the online versions do not contain the beautiful pictures I took. Here are a few pictures (the men were religious leaders of the village). The book in strange script is the Torah written in Ge’ez. My second trip to Ethiopia was in August 1991, a few months after the overthrow of the Mengistu communist regime. There was still a nighttime curfew in effect during this period and I did not go with a group. While in Addis Ababa I was lucky to become friendly with Asher Naim, the Israeli ambassador. Although this is a story worth telling, for now let me simply recommend his book Saving the Lost Tribe: The Rescue and Redemption of the Ethiopian Jews.

[44] In his famous letter urging that the Ethiopian Jews be rescued, R. Moshe Feinstein also expresses doubts about whether the Radbaz’ information about their origin was accurate. See here.

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658 Montgomery Street. 1K
Brooklyn, NY 11225
Rosh Chodesh Sivan, 5765

To whom it may concern;

Recently a book was published with the title “Comrade: a gripping story of self-sacrifice and kiddush hashem” by Rabbi Dovid Goldwasser ????"?.

After an attempt to stop the sale of the book, and after receiving multiple inquiries about my role in this book, I am forced to tell the truth to the public.

This book was not the brainchild and compilation of the author, as he would like to portray1, rather it was already written up and complied by myself with the help of others by the time the author set his eyes on it, and was compiled in response to the request of the Lubavitcher Rebbe that Chassidim record their history and stories of self-sacrifice.

What was most shocking to me though, was that the manuscript which was given to the author in order to translate into English and despite countless requests to see the manuscript before publication he avoided showing it to any of my family members. Instead, he rushed to print my work heavily censuring out, (to my utter dismay) any reference of Lubavitch, their leaders2, or the Yeshiva Tomchei Tmimim. Also, he simply invented an extensive amount of the story.

When the extent of his forgery was brought to my attention, that entire sentences were translated word for word only to omit the name “Schneerson” or words like “Farbrengen”, I inquired with my relatives and was told that the author had reportedly said “if the Chabad family saw the manuscript, then it would have been ruined and it would not have been able to be published.”

Therefore, in order to stand clean, ?????? ????? ??’ ???????, I want to publicly declare, that the product is not what I wrote, (one can obtain my Yiddish original "??????? ??? ?????" in stores) I did not have any part in the falsifications and historical revisionism, I do not take part in the attempt to erase the history of my dear Rebbes who stood by me in my dark days in Soviet Russia and it’s Gulags. I therefore object to all of this nonsense done in my name.

Sincerely,

Boruch Mordechai Lifshitz
Formerly the Shochet of Moscow

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Ignorant In Yeshiva

Marc B. Shapiro writes:

This phenomenon, of great scholars not being aware of things that most people reading the Seforim blog learned years ago, should not surprise us. The traditional yeshiva curriculum is very narrow, and you can spend your life in a yeshiva and unless motivated to expand your horizons, will have no knowledge of entire areas of Jewish thought and history. A good example[33] is seen in this announcement by Agudas ha-Rabbonim, which appeared in Ha-Pardes, November 1975.

Yet the beautiful thought which the learned rabbis assume was stated by Hazal was actually stated by Ahad ha-Am, and is perhaps his most famous saying.[34] However, for one whose only Jewish knowledge comes from the yeshiva, this information would be unknown, and it is easy to see how such a statement (“more than the Jews have kept the Sabbath the Sabbath has kept the Jews”) could “infiltrate” this closed world and become just another ma’amar hazal.[35] It reminds me of how when I was a kid and my friends and I went to Boro Park for Shabbatons we would have been able to hum niggunim which came from popular songs and commercials, and our hosts wouldn’t have known a thing. At the Rutgers Chabad house in the 1980’s they even had a niggun to the tune of the theme song for Bumble Bee tuna. For those too young to remember it, see it here.

Of course, Ahad ha-Am’s statement is sound Jewish doctrine, as should be expected from one who had a hasidic upbringing (he was born in Skvira). I don’t even think that the saying was original to him. Rather, he was repeating a hasidic idea that he heard in his youth.

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CBS’s LA Affiliate Cuts Staff

ERSNews reports:

Well it looks like the cost cutting at CBS O&O’s around the country has just hit Los Angeles. Reports from the Viacom duopoly in Los Angeles have a round of layoffs (also known as firings back in the old days) hitting the station last night.
 
According to sources, inside and outside the station, those let go are two executive producers, and at least four on air reporters.  Longtime reporters Jaime Garza, Jennifer Sabih, Jennifer Davis and inland empire reporter Greg Phillips.  Other cost cutting measures have also been put in place, cutting back part time freelance employees known as "per diems".

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Unconfirmed reports and insiders have told ERS longtime and well known anchors Harold Green and Ann Martin may also be heading out the door, if they have not been asked to leave already. Both anchors have expressed interest in possibly retiring at the end of their current contracts.  Although the bios of the reporters involved have been removed from the stations website, both Green’s and Martin’s picture and bios remain on the site.

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Both station unions, IBEW and WGA have been notified of potential cuts of up to thirty percent.

CBS is also busy cutting at the network. Three of the western bureaus for their syndication service, Newspath, were closed in Salt Lake City, Denver and Dallas. There are also some cuts at Morning News.

The venerable granddaddy of information about the television news business, web based “TV Shoptalk” and its companion discussion website the "TV Watercolor"  is abuzz with chatter and discussion over the changes being made at the station. Most were less than.  One poster known by the moniker "tv3” had this to say "What’s really sad about it is… talented veterans were cut and bimbos remain. That’s what Corsini has done to the duopoly. He’d rather put the T&A crowd on the air over journalists. And guess what… it’s not working!!! No one’s watching. News Flash… people turn on the news to get the news, not boobs. Helloooooo!” 

ERS News reported extensively on KCBS and the LA market “Babe Wars” late last year.  You can view those stories here:

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Do Converts To Judaism Get It?

From my live cam chat:

Frank: sometimes i think the community needs someone like u
Frank: other times u pick on people that dont deserve picking onYourMoralLeader: i only pick on people who choose to be public figures
Frank: i hear u
YourMoralLeader: if you ever think i am inaccurate or unfair, i want to hear that
Frank: why are u tearing union a new asshole?
YourMoralLeader: I listen to everyone
YourMoralLeader: i am never rude
YourMoralLeader: I think i am fair to rabbi union
YourMoralLeader: i did full disclosure
Frank: i dont know anything about him
Frank: so i cant say either way

YourMoralLeader: he chose to take a leadership position, he deserves scrutiny
YourMoralLeader: I’m not speculating about the state of his marriage, i dont do that
Frank: also, no one outside of …. that seriously
Frank: so why do u hold so highly of him?
YourMoralLeader:  i’m not going to publicly trash him
YourMoralLeader: I’ve never said anything positive or negative about him
Frank: if u want legitimacy why hang out with the illigitimate
Frank: if he will take u in, then he is not legit
YourMoralLeader: lol
YourMoralLeader: i’m not arguing, i’m just smiling
Frank: i hear
YourMoralLeader: i am what I am, i’ve been pretty open, i write under my real name and i take the consequences of my actions
Frank: u are so close to getting it
Frank: u will never fully get "it" unless u were born into it
YourMoralLeader: if i am deserving, i will advance on my jewish journey, if not, not
Frank: baal teshuvas very rarely get it
Frank: converts never get it
YourMoralLeader: tell me more
Frank: only nathan levy got it
YourMoralLeader: have you had a lot of experience with them?
YourMoralLeader: lol
Frank: but he didnt really get it
Frank: he never converted
Frank: so didnt count
YourMoralLeader: how do converts not get it?
Frank: there is a certain understanding of the jewish hierarchy that u dont fully realize unless u are born and trained into it at a young age
Frank: even the really modern dont truely get it
Frank: it is difficult to explain
Frank: it is like a shoe, it needs to fit just right
Frank: sometimes they dont just fit right
YourMoralLeader: what about that tall rabbi at aish who’s a convert?
YourMoralLeader: yaakov deyo?
Frank: they feel fine and wont give u blisters, but u wouldnt feel comfortable walking a long distance in them
Frank: what about him?
Frank: no ffb would have thought of speed dating
YourMoralLeader: does he get it?
Frank: different mind set
Frank: there are exceptions to every rule
YourMoralLeader: do I have any factual allegations on my site that are blatantly wrong?
Frank: i dont him well enough to say yes or no
Frank: allegations – yes
Frank: things u claim are fact – what do u claim as fact?
Frank: everything is conjecture – it is a blog
Frank: if u r born into it like i was u know all these things already
Frank: i am not telling u anything earth shattering
Frank: every kid out of yula takes a test in this stuff 🙂
YourMoralLeader: do you consider those rabbi rue converts Jewish?
Frank: as far as i know the israeli rabbinate doesnt
Frank: i probably would have to ask a shaila to my rav
Frank: u know of the beis din list?
Frank: there was a list that the rabbinate put out of kosher gior beis dins
Frank: i would assume his was not on the list
Frank: this was about a year ago
Frank: if it is not good enough for a bs organization like the israeli rabbinate, it most likely wouldnt be good enough for me

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I’m Live On My Cam!

From my live cam chat:

GoldmanSaxaphone:  Is there a pishke here?
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I wish to contribute
GoldmanSaxaphone:  You have brought me closer to Christ than any web site, and I think it is because of the music
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Today’s question:  Why did the British Empire implode as quickly as it did at the close of WW 2?
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I know I’m not the only one who comes here for the find liturgical music.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I am well, but worried
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Shrinking dollar
GoldmanSaxaphone:  A man with a child-like faith in open markets and open borders in our White House, with worse in the wings

GoldmanSaxaphone:  I find that as the dollar shrinks, so too do I
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Also, I am in competition with the Euros of the world
GoldmanSaxaphone:  They make me feel small
AyeCaramba:  I brought my checkbook Luke
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Shrinkage is about more than just cold
Emma:  How was Shul Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  good
AyeCaramba:  looks like you bathed today. Is it a Jewish holiday or something?
YourMoralLeader:  lolo
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I was chatting with a lady at a bar the other evening, when I found myself unable to summon up the currency of social intercourse in amounts necessary to do what I wanted
AyeCaramba:  you sound emotionally broke goldman
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I will recover with the dollar
GoldmanSaxaphone:  And if not, I will take everyone down with me
User AyeCaramba changed their name to Guest117.
Guest117:  Now I’ll have your attention
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I am starting a new hedge fund for bloggers
GoldmanSaxaphone:  This is an opportunity to make one dollar do the work of twenty
GoldmanSaxaphone:  We will invest in Luftmeschen futures
Guest117:  we definitely need a blogger hedgefund
YourMoralConfusion:  nice leather!
Guest117:  I hear Luke has come upon a windfall
Guest117:  he needs a way to make this money count
YourMoralConfusion:  he turned off the sound because he’s talking to holly randall
GoldmanSaxaphone:  And why not?  It is time to properly monetize the hard work of men like Luke
YourMoralLeader:  yep
Guest117:  "the hard work of men like luke?"
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Men who deal in ideas to the exclusion of concern with money, still need to be schooled in money
Guest117:  what does Holly’s voice sound like Luke? Like honey flowing over warm pebbles in a meadow of flowers, I bet
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Yes, this man is at his keyboard all day long and night, going to more Jewish temples and boring lectures given by writers of minimal talent than should be tasked to any man
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Holly’s voice can sound a bit coarse these days.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  But she is a sweetheart.
YourMoralConfusion:  depends on whether she’s been drinkng
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I previously counseled Luke to make a serious play for her.  She has it all
GoldmanSaxaphone:  In her, he would have everything that a man needs to be happy in life, all without having to leave home.
User YourMoralConfusion changed their name to YourMoralTorpitude.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  If it had been me, I would have contrived to have sexual intercourse with her sans any birth control while she was ovulating.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Guest117, you are truly an angel
GoldmanSaxaphone:  As are most of you
YourMoralTorpitude:  thanks dude
Guest117:  All of Lukes guests are angels
YourMoralTorpitude:  angels of doom
Guest117:  wow he put on a pigskin jacket
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I will turn your money into more money plus good deeds.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Nothing will be wasted.
Guest117:  Music Luke- we need music
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Play some early eighties mellow music
YourMoralTorpitude:  more Air Supply and Dennis Praeger!!
YourMoralTorpitude:  those two mean parrrrrtttaaaaayyyy!
GoldmanSaxaphone:  This music makes me feel . . . British.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  As though I had a footman
YourMoralTorpitude:  it makes me feel sleepy
Guest117:  for a frenchman that must feel strange
GoldmanSaxaphone:  This is the music of international finance.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  I dream that I am a gentile when I hear this music
YourMoralTorpitude:  then you go out and get drunk?
Guest117:  You’ve drawn a fresher crowd today Luke. It’s the smell of newfound success, I tell you. Nothing like the aroma of freshly minted greenery to liven a chatroom up
Emma:  lol
GoldmanSaxaphone:  No, I read one of those goyishe books that they wrote a hundred years ago, when the British ruled India
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Indeed!
YourMoralTorpitude:  EM Forster, yes
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Yes, or, when I am in a manly mood,  Kipling
GoldmanSaxaphone:  When I hear Kipling, my chest puffs out
GoldmanSaxaphone:  It’s good to be an Englishman in 1910.
Guest117:  Smile Luke I’m saving this chat for posterity
GoldmanSaxaphone:  If I had an English wife, I think I would make her take the name "Emma"
YourMoralTorpitude:  "O it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ "Tommy, go away";"
GoldmanSaxaphone:  And its "killer of the nation" when the liberals begin to brey
Guest117:  and all the coppers are Bobby…its offputting
GoldmanSaxaphone:  No guns and few Wogs
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Yes, in 1910 the White Man ruled the world.
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GoldmanSaxaphone:  I am working on a new version of the Torah.
Guest117:  good GS- it could stand a freshening up
GoldmanSaxaphone:  It will reconcile all the contradictory statements left over by its previous authors, and be wholly consonant with modern scientific thought
Guest117:  next you might have a talk with the Pope
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Also, I am starting up a new Sanhedrin.  Nicky, would you like to be a member of the Sanhedrin?
YourMoralTorpitude:  a new sanhedrin sounds cool
nicky:  YES PLEASE
GoldmanSaxaphone:  You will get to boss people around in it
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GoldmanSaxaphone:  Are you up for that?
GoldmanSaxaphone:  It will have 71 members
nicky:  SOUNDS ACIDELLIC.. IM  UP FOR THAT
GoldmanSaxaphone:  But you have to join in pairs. Now, with whom might you be paired?
YourMoralLedger:  Has someone passed away? I seem to hear funeral music
nicky:  WHOS FREE
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLedger:  me nicky- I am free
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Emma, maybe you would like to be a comember with Nicky
YourMoralLedger:  maybe not free but I’ll go on credit
Emma:  Or maybe not…
nicky:  DRUNK FRIEND JUST TURENED   UP..    BRB
User nicky left the room.
GoldmanSaxaphone:  Best wishes to all of you in life.
User GoldmanSaxaphone left the room.

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