I Am Confirmed For LimmudLA

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The Big One’s Coming Within A Year

I was sitting at home Friday night studying the sacred text — Suzanne Guillette‘s "Much To Your Chagrin: A Memoir of Embarrassment" — when a short sharp jolt rolled through at 7:42.

It was the third distinct quake I recall in the past few months and I got a premonition that the big one will hit within a year.

The Los Angeles Times reports:

Large earthquakes have rumbled along a southern section of the San Andreas fault more frequently than previously believed, suggesting that Southern California could be overdue for a strong temblor on the notorious fault line, a new study has found.

The Carrizo Plain section of the San Andreas has not seen a massive quake since the much-researched Fort Tejon temblor of 1857, which at an estimated magnitude of 7.9 is considered the most powerful earthquake to hit Southern California in modern times.

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Persistent Spiritual Practice

Guru Singh writes:

This entire event of our worldly existence receives its definition and then stimulation for its design via our perceptions. Perception is a matter of clarity vs obscurity, focus vs diffusion, commitment vs impulse, and on and on . . . the combinations and permutations of which cause our view to be our view. Balancing ‘these’ combinations comes from a consistent and persistent spirit practice . . . a daily personal sadhana: yoga stretch; yoga angles; meditation; contemplation; breath work while sitting, walking, running or swimming; prayer work; Bhakti yoga work—the worship of an ascended master— e.g. Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, etc.

The more we are consistent with such a spirit practice the greater our result . . . magic numbers are 40 days, 90 days, 120 days, 260 days (human gestation) 1,000 days and the rest of your life. Find a reason and a way to get started and then keep up . These Inspirational Blessings are like mantras . . . reminders that cause us to think at a new angle . . to shake up old patterns . . . to renew and rebuild our vision and purpose. We then gain insight to ignite and inspire an opening to manifest our conscious focus through conscious action. CLICK HERE FOR THE BLOG

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Who Killed The Yeshiva Girl?

Liz Davis writes the Jewish Celebrity blog:

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This Sunday the plot thickens on Showtime’s The L Word as the investigation continues into who killed “Miss Yeshiva Girl,”  Jenny Schecter.  In last week’s season premiere, the twisted self-destructive Jewess, played by a more stable one, Mia Kirshner, drowned in Bette and Tina’s pool and foul play is suspected.  How will this sapphic murder mystery end?  In the mood to play a little Lesbian Clue, than hop on over The L Word wiki and start sleuthing.

If you never watched The L Word because of the lack of men, then you should check it out strictly for the abundance of fabulous lingerie.  Who knew that under it all lesbians loved lace?

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The Joy Of Yoga – Have You Noticed My Spiritual Growth?

I was Marc Germain’s radio show Thursday night for 30 minutes.

Marc: "What’s happening with you?"

Luke: "I just got back from yoga. Have you noticed a certain spiritual change in me?"

Marc: "You dabble in almost everything."

"Have you found nirvana through yoga?"

Luke: "Yeah. I’ve been going out with her for two weeks."

Marc: "That and jazzercise are female-oriented exercise."

Luke: "It’s filled with chicks."

Marc: Do you worry you are not presenting yourself in your best light?

Luke: "That doesn’t matter. You are in the ballgame. That’s what counts. Everybody’s nice."

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‘Man On Wire’ (2008)

Last week, I watched this documentary: "On August 7th 1974, a young Frenchman named Philippe Petit stepped out on a wire illegally rigged between New York’s twin towers, then the worlds tallest buildings. After nearly an hour dancing on the wire, he was arrested, taken for psychological evaluation, and brought to jail before he was finally released. Following six and a half years of dreaming of the towers, Petit spent eight months in New York City planning the execution of the coup. Aided by a team of friends and accomplices, Petit was faced with numerous extraordinary challenges: he had to find a way to bypass the WTCs security; smuggle the heavy steel cable and rigging equipment into the towers; pass the wire between the two rooftops; anchor the wire and tension it to withstand the winds and the swaying of the buildings. The rigging was done by night in complete secrecy. At 7:15 AM, Philippe took his first step on the high wire 1,350 feet above the sidewalks of Manhattan James Marshs documentary brings Petits extraordinary adventure to life through the testimony of Philippe himself, and some of the co-conspirators who helped him create the unique and magnificent spectacle that became known as the artistic crime of the century."

Last night, I dreamed I was called to a Beit Din. I was asked to explain myself.

"I report the news," I say. "Here I stand. I can do no other. So help me God."

That does not go over well.

And then it came to me in a flash — I am man on wire. The rabbis are the policemen. They’re waving me to come in. I dance along the wire and when they almost have me in their grasp, I dance away.

A crowd has gathered 1,350 feet below. The clouds are rolling in. The wire is getting slippery. The police have told my co-conspirators that they have called in a helicopter which will swoop me away unless I come in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AdrianZ writes on imdb.com: "Constructed, believe it or not, as a heist film, composed of interviews, actual filmed footage from the seventies, re-enactments (done incredibly tastefully and intelligently) and a large number of photographs, "Man on Wire" from director James Marsh is a brilliant, audacious, stunning, and utterly enthralling film, and having seen it not more than an hour ago I can already say with confidence that it is one of the best documentaries ever made, not because it achieves the sort of brilliantly real observations on human behavior and emotions that a Maysles Bros. film does, but because it is a surprisingly hilarious, unbelievably well-crafted movie about so many absurdities, so much ridiculousness, such insane, insane acts (and yet so beautiful as well), and one which looks in on some of the most interesting people I think I’ve ever come across."

Lovely writes: "Viewing the movie as a character study of Mr. Petit offers another layer to film – this man, who seems wholly self-consumed and unaware of a) the potential problems of any such idea he stumbled upon and b) the emotional pressure he was putting on his friends who could have aided his death, speaks frankly even when discussing the aftermath of his stunt – which indirectly ended many of his friendships with people close to him."

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the film:

Philippe Petit: It’s impossible, that’s sure. So let’s start working.


Philippe Petit: If I die, what a beautiful death!


Philippe Petit: To me, it’s really so simple, that life should be lived on the edge. You have to exercise rebellion. To refuse to tape yourself to the rules, to refuse your own success, to refuse to repeat yourself, to see every day, every year, every idea as a true challenge. Then you will live your life on the tightrope.


Annie Allix: He courted me… and then my life was all about him. It was as if I had no destiny of my own… I was following his destiny.

Chris Knipp writes on imdb.com:

Philippe Petit is more than a little bit strange. And in some indefinable way he is also quintessentially French.. Not only has he an incredible insensitivity to danger (and drive to overcome it), but this diminutive, almost weightless fellow has his unmistakably Napoleonic side, his grandiosity. But also playfulness. One of the best moments is when he is being arrested and photographed (charge: trespassing; event description: "man on wire"), he takes a policeman’s uniform cap and balances it on his forehead by the bill, then flips it onto his head. His exploit had made him a celebrity and a mascot. He enhanced life, made a partly clunky new landmark beautiful and remarkable.

After the event, he knew he was famous. How can you ask me if I’m thirsty, he says to a psychiatrist, when 300 journalists are waiting to interview me? And his first act after release was, as somebody put it "to bang a groupie," which he himself describes as "disgusting." Maybe he was steadier out on the wire, where he remained for half an hour, high over New York, without a net, crossing and re-crossing eight times by his friend’s count. And then afterwards, somehow things were so bent out of shape that he ended two key relationships–with his girlfriend and his collaborator (both of whom help narrate this film).

This is troubling, but Petit is also wise, a saintly kind of man, immune to ordinary temptations (except groupies?). When asked why he’d done it, he said: "If I see three oranges, I have to juggle. And if I see two towers, I have to walk." The psychiatrist judged him "same and ebullient." His was a pure act, an existential declaration of joy, an example of how to live life daily to the fullest. "Every day for him was a work of art," says his girlfriend. "L’art pour l’art," art for art’s sake, is his motto.

FROM WIKIPEDIA:

 

The cover of The New Yorker magazine on the fifth anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks

On August 7, 1974, shortly after 7:15 a.m., Petit stepped off the South Tower and onto his 3/4" 6×19 IWRC steel cable. The 24-year-old Petit made eight crossings between the mostly-finished towers, a quarter mile above the sidewalks of Manhattan, in an event that lasted about 45 minutes. During that time, in addition to walking, he sat on the wire, gave knee salute and, while lying on the wire, dialogued with a gull circling above his head.

Port Authority Police Department Sgt. Charles Daniels, who was dispatched to the roof to bring Petit down, later reported his experience:

I observed the tightrope ‘dancer’—because you couldn’t call him a ‘walker’—approximately halfway between the two towers. And upon seeing us he started to smile and laugh and he started going into a dancing routine on the high wire….And when he got to the building we asked him to get off the high wire but instead he turned around and ran back out into the middle….He was bouncing up and down. His feet were actually leaving the wire and then he would resettle back on the wire again….Unbelievable really….[E]verybody was spellbound in the watching of it.[3]

Petit was warned by his friend on the South tower that a police helicopter would come to pick him off the wire. A rain had begun to fall and Petit decided he had tempted the gods long enough, so he decided to give himself up to the police waiting for him on the South tower. He was arrested once he stepped off the wire. The police – provoked by his taunting behaviour while on the wire – handcuffed him behind his back and roughly pushed him down a flight of stairs. This he later described as the most dangerous part of the stunt.[4]

His audacious high wire performance made headlines around the world. When asked why he did the stunt, Petit would say "When I see three oranges, I juggle; when I see two towers, I walk."

Page 3 (lying under the cover) of the September 11, 2006 issue of The New Yorker magazine.

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I’m Singing Live On My Cam With The DVD ‘Mama Mia’

Click here to sing along.

More on "Mama Mia."

ChaimAmalek:  Luke, I have yet to see any personal growth in the Luke Ford story line
ChaimAmalek:  Only beard growth
ChaimAmalek:  You need to retool yourself for the Obama years.
ChaimAmalek:  Make yourself into a lefty like me
ChaimAmalek:  This Republican stuff is over
ChaimAmalek:  I remember days of fresh eggs.  Days of Emma.  So many came here back then
ChaimAmalek:  "Downfall" – a good flick
ChaimAmalek:  I fear that yoga is your own personal Army Group Steiner
ChaimAmalek:  Or are you pulling back from yoga?
YourMoralLeader:  not at all, I feel great
ChaimAmalek:  But the more time you spend on yoga, the less time you have for torah

YourMoralLeader:  see Man on Wire (2008)?
ChaimAmalek:  I only watch certain kinds of movies
ChaimAmalek:  History, adventure, thrillers
ChaimAmalek:  manly movies
ChaimAmalek:  Not chick flicks
YourMoralLeader:  man on wire is about phillippe petit
YourMoralLeader:  check my site
YourMoralLeader:  i’m like man on wire
ChaimAmalek:  Never heard of him
ChaimAmalek:  what he do?
YourMoralLeader:  coz you’re a fag
YourMoralLeader:  he crossed the WTC on a wire in 1974
ChaimAmalek:  speaking of which, would you do Caroline Kennedy?
ChaimAmalek:  now?
ChaimAmalek:  Have you seen her?
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, in a soft light
YourMoralLeader:  just to tell my mates
ChaimAmalek:  Any movie about the wtc depresses me so no
YourMoralLeader:  and maybe she’d give me money afterwards
ChaimAmalek:  By that theory, you would do Madonna
ChaimAmalek:  And I would urge you to
YourMoralLeader:  i need the money
YourMoralLeader:  but not for pleasure
ChaimAmalek:  I thought the internet was paying off for you
ChaimAmalek:  You know that former Miss USA, the one now making porn?
ChaimAmalek:  I read about her yesterday when I checked out lukeford.com, just to see what your yoga friend likely saw
ChaimAmalek:  Why would a Miss USA, circa 1991, suddenly start making porn?
ChaimAmalek:  If someone paid you $200,000, would you do a porn flick with a hot woman of your choosing?
ChaimAmalek:  I suspect there is a lot more hookery going on in NYC these days
ChaimAmalek:  By women who were not previously doing it
ChaimAmalek:  Screw capitalism
ChaimAmalek:  How do you envision your retirement, your golden years?
ChaimAmalek:  Seriously, when you are old and sickly, who will look after you?
ChaimAmalek:  Where will you live, what will you eat?
YourMoralLeader:  israel/torah
ChaimAmalek:  I’m thinking of passing myself off as an SJ jew and tapping into their communal charities
ChaimAmalek:  You cannot eat a torah
ChaimAmalek:  Why not?  I don’t want to marry into them, just enjoy my golden years in dignity
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, do you think you will ever get a job?
YourMoralLeader:  what’s SJ Jew?
ChaimAmalek:  Syrian Jews of Brooklyn.
ChaimAmalek:  Amazing article on them in the NY Times last year
ChaimAmalek:  They permit NO conversion
ChaimAmalek:  They can only marry other SJ jews and those Jews who can PROVE their Jewishness going back three generations, which excludes everyone but them
ChaimAmalek:  And they are LOADED
ChaimAmalek:  They are to your precious Persian Jews what Persian Jews are to people like me
ChaimAmalek:  Also, their women go to shul every shabbos – but they do it in style, dressed like sluts
ChaimAmalek:  It’s that hot arab blood in them
ChaimAmalek:  Retirement – you need to start planning for it
YourMoralLeader:  I gave my CFS to wehe guru
ChaimAmalek:  I do not understand that statement
ChaimAmalek:  what is a wehe guru?
YourMoralLeader:  it’s a mantra, google it and use it
YourMoralLeader:  it’ll bring you prosperity
ChaimAmalek:  This is totally unrelated to Judaism
ChaimAmalek:  You are leaving the fold
ChaimAmalek:  You need to begin investing your money for your retirement

Darrah writes: "I told you months ago to start a celebrity blog or even a Jewish celebrity blog but you never did. You could be more hated than Perez Hilton! Just think of it. You would have been hated by three different industries! No one else has ever accomplished that!!"

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Fast Called For Sunday

Over the past few months, three men (in their fifties or younger) in Rav Gershon Bess‘s shul at 7211 Beverly Blvd have died suddenly and unexpectedly. A month ago, Dr. Joel Schwartz died at his daughter’s wedding. A few months before, Anatoly Smolyansky, 39, drowned.

Rav Bess says these deaths shout that something is wrong with our community and we need to repent.

The fast is for the first half of Sunday, ending around noon. There will be a community mincha/maariv Sunday at Aish HaTorah on Doheney and Pico.

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Did ‘The Pianist’ Have A Point?

I saw this movie with a gorgeous shiksa in a dark and empty theater and one thing led to another and we were groping each other in the dark like there was no tomorrow.

Pictures of the Holocaust do that to me.

I didn’t waste my time while I was groping her however. I kept my eyes on the screen and I saw the whole thing.

And at the end, I wondered, what was the point? The protagonist does not change. What kind of story is it when the protagonist does not change? This does not feel like a story to me.

On the other hand, this feels deeply real and moving to me and I can’t wait to go home.

Andrew Gumbel writes in today’s LAT: "I’d seen "The Pianist," Roman Polanski’s stunning, highly personalized story of survival in World War II Poland, and became convinced that granting top honors to any other film would be a travesty — especially at a time when the United States had just invaded Iraq and the horrors of war were on everyone’s minds."

I emailed my problem with "The Pianist" to Andrew and he replied: "For me, all the external events, and the images of them produced for the film, did the job of mapping the character’s internal development. In the same sort of way that Antonioni or Wim Wenders movies sometimes do. But I can see why that might not work for some people…"

I was deeply changed by the movie because I had taken my relationship with my girlfriend to the next level — public sex.

Nothing says I’ll love you forever like the act of love during a Holocaust movie.

On the third hour of his radio show Friday (before taking a ten day vacation to Kenya), Dennis Prager said that his friend Rabbi Shmuley Boteach "romanticizes women… I have a dim view of both sexes. I don’t know what the statement means — women are more sexual than men. Can women experience more orgasms? Yes. It’s an odd measurement of the word sexual. Are women as preoccupied by sex as men? No. Men have sexual thoughts more frequently than women do and are aroused more easily."

Caller: "How did your musical tastes extend beyond classical?"

Dennis: "I developed a love of non-classical music as an adult… About ten years ago, my older son and I took this trip together. He said, ‘Dad, I have this soundtrack. You want to listen?’ I listen to whatever my kids want me to listen to, including music I hate. He put it on and I loved it. It was a wake-up call that there was other beautiful music out there. For ten years, I’ve immersed myself in jazz and in soundtracks."

"I was so alienated by my generation’s culture and values in the late ’60s and early ’70s, I almost excluded the baby with the bathwater. I’m sure there was beautiful music done at the time. I found a lot of it self-preoccupied, with people chanting their woes with their guitar. I’m not saying this is accurate. I’m just saying this is how I tuned out of that culture. I was so satisfied with classical, it spoke to every emotion I had in a deep way… I admit to being an oddball. I missed out on a lot of wonderful music."

A caller asks Dennis how he found time in his hectic schedule to find a wife.

Dennis: "If you have to date a lot, that takes up a lot of time. If you are lucky enough to meet somebody and not have to date a lot, the time factor is not a big factor. That played a role in my life."

California Attorney General Jerry Brown calls Proposition 8 "oppression by the majority."

Dennis: "Every law passed by a majority can be called ‘oppression by the majority.’ You might as well say that taxes are oppression by the majority. You have people who don’t pay taxes voting on how much people who do pay taxes should pay."

"Since Jerry Brown is higher than the law of the state since he has a more refined morality, he knows he is a better man, therefore he can say screw you to the people of California. He just knows he’s right. How does he know? Because he feels it."

"Every law passed has an oppressive feature. That’s what a law is. And anybody who disagrees with it is oppressed almost by definition."

"I stare out [when listening to a caller or guest]. To concentrate fully, if I look at anything else I am distracted, I prefer to interview my guests by phone. That way I am not even distracted by having to look at them. That’s a male-female difference. Women much prefer to look at the person. When I have female guests in studio, I tell them in advance, please forgive me if I don’t look at you while I respond. I want to concentrate 100% on every word a caller is saying."

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Seeking Jewish Intellectual Leadership

David Klinghoffer writes on HirHurim: Yes, R. Sacks comes closest to the sort of outlook and impact I had in mind. There’s no one quite like him in the Jewish world–not in Israel or America. But he’s singular in another sense, which is why I didn’t mention him. Despite his august office, as far as I’m aware he’s not known as a builder of institutions, alliances, or acolytes. He’s more like a very impressive and influential shul rabbi. A lone figure.

Neuhaus’s impact will live on after him because of the magazine he created, the alliances he forged, the movement he created. I absolutely mean no disrespect to any of the rabbis mentioned in this thread. Every one of them happens to be someone I admire greatly. But the combination of gifts we saw in Neuhaus remains without a parallel in the Jewish context, to our and the rest of the world’s detriment.

I should emphasize that the fault, if any, lies not with rabbis but with us laymen. We are interested primarily in being either flattered or led like children. If another Hirsch came along today, he would struggle to find support from our Orthodox community.

A last note about the idea, expressed by some in this discussion, that Jews are too few in number compared to Catholics to make an impact on religious and moral thought. Imagine if I told you, Jews are too few to have an impact on the movie industry. On physics. On literature. On finance. On violin-playing. Remember that despite being few in number, we gave the Western world its basic religious-moral framework in the first place.

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