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ChaimAmalek: Luke, I have yet to see any personal growth in the Luke Ford story line
ChaimAmalek: Only beard growth
ChaimAmalek: You need to retool yourself for the Obama years.
ChaimAmalek: Make yourself into a lefty like me
ChaimAmalek: This Republican stuff is over
ChaimAmalek: I remember days of fresh eggs. Days of Emma. So many came here back then
ChaimAmalek: "Downfall" – a good flick
ChaimAmalek: I fear that yoga is your own personal Army Group Steiner
ChaimAmalek: Or are you pulling back from yoga?
YourMoralLeader: not at all, I feel great
ChaimAmalek: But the more time you spend on yoga, the less time you have for torah
YourMoralLeader: see Man on Wire (2008)?
ChaimAmalek: I only watch certain kinds of movies
ChaimAmalek: History, adventure, thrillers
ChaimAmalek: manly movies
ChaimAmalek: Not chick flicks
YourMoralLeader: man on wire is about phillippe petit
YourMoralLeader: check my site
YourMoralLeader: i’m like man on wire
ChaimAmalek: Never heard of him
ChaimAmalek: what he do?
YourMoralLeader: coz you’re a fag
YourMoralLeader: he crossed the WTC on a wire in 1974
ChaimAmalek: speaking of which, would you do Caroline Kennedy?
ChaimAmalek: now?
ChaimAmalek: Have you seen her?
YourMoralLeader: yeah, in a soft light
YourMoralLeader: just to tell my mates
ChaimAmalek: Any movie about the wtc depresses me so no
YourMoralLeader: and maybe she’d give me money afterwards
ChaimAmalek: By that theory, you would do Madonna
ChaimAmalek: And I would urge you to
YourMoralLeader: i need the money
YourMoralLeader: but not for pleasure
ChaimAmalek: I thought the internet was paying off for you
ChaimAmalek: You know that former Miss USA, the one now making porn?
ChaimAmalek: I read about her yesterday when I checked out lukeford.com, just to see what your yoga friend likely saw
ChaimAmalek: Why would a Miss USA, circa 1991, suddenly start making porn?
ChaimAmalek: If someone paid you $200,000, would you do a porn flick with a hot woman of your choosing?
ChaimAmalek: I suspect there is a lot more hookery going on in NYC these days
ChaimAmalek: By women who were not previously doing it
ChaimAmalek: Screw capitalism
ChaimAmalek: How do you envision your retirement, your golden years?
ChaimAmalek: Seriously, when you are old and sickly, who will look after you?
ChaimAmalek: Where will you live, what will you eat?
YourMoralLeader: israel/torah
ChaimAmalek: I’m thinking of passing myself off as an SJ jew and tapping into their communal charities
ChaimAmalek: You cannot eat a torah
ChaimAmalek: Why not? I don’t want to marry into them, just enjoy my golden years in dignity
ChaimAmalek: Luke, do you think you will ever get a job?
YourMoralLeader: what’s SJ Jew?
ChaimAmalek: Syrian Jews of Brooklyn.
ChaimAmalek: Amazing article on them in the NY Times last year
ChaimAmalek: They permit NO conversion
ChaimAmalek: They can only marry other SJ jews and those Jews who can PROVE their Jewishness going back three generations, which excludes everyone but them
ChaimAmalek: And they are LOADED
ChaimAmalek: They are to your precious Persian Jews what Persian Jews are to people like me
ChaimAmalek: Also, their women go to shul every shabbos – but they do it in style, dressed like sluts
ChaimAmalek: It’s that hot arab blood in them
ChaimAmalek: Retirement – you need to start planning for it
YourMoralLeader: I gave my CFS to wehe guru
ChaimAmalek: I do not understand that statement
ChaimAmalek: what is a wehe guru?
YourMoralLeader: it’s a mantra, google it and use it
YourMoralLeader: it’ll bring you prosperity
ChaimAmalek: This is totally unrelated to Judaism
ChaimAmalek: You are leaving the fold
ChaimAmalek: You need to begin investing your money for your retirement
Darrah writes: "I told you months ago to start a celebrity blog or even a Jewish celebrity blog but you never did. You could be more hated than Perez Hilton! Just think of it. You would have been hated by three different industries! No one else has ever accomplished that!!"
