Israeli Model Makes Cover Of Sports Illustrated Bathing Suit Issue

From The Jerusalem Post:

Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli has another feather to put in her cap – if she were wearing one.

The barely-clad Refaeli appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s prestigious swimsuit edition, one of the most coveted covers in the modeling world.

The 23-year-old model, who has become known internationally for her relationship with actor Leonardo DiCaprio, told People magazine that she called her family in Israel as soon as she heard the news about the cover, which is now on the newsstands in the US.

"They are so proud! My grandma says she walks down the street and people ask her, ‘Are you Bar Refaeli’s grandmother?’ I’m like, dude – I mean, you’re very beautiful, but we don’t really look alike! We have 60 years between us. She’s so proud. She keeps every single article on me," Refaeli told People.

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Guru Singh Is Tougher Than The Rabbis

I thought with Guru Singh I was getting cheap grace and hot babes.

The last part is correct, but his prescriptions for our life are rigorous.

Last night he prescribed starting the day around 3 am with a hearty vomit, then following it up with a cold shower and stretching exercises.

Oy ve!

I was going ease into this routine with a cold finish to my morning shower but I forgot.

I met one Sikh last night who told me he only showered in the backyard under a hose.

I did that for a month four years ago when my bathroom was being repaired. I didn’t feel much spiritual benefit.

I’m too tired right now to do any stretching exercises. Just typing this blog post is stretching my limits.

Normally I eat my third meal of the day around 5 pm. Yesterday I skipped it thinking I was still full from my 1:30 pm lunch of oatmeal.

Big mistake. I started feeling light-headed and giddy at yoga and couldn’t stop talking. I got the flushed excited over-extended feel I get when I am in a compulsive mood.

PS. I misunderstood the Guru and owe him an apology. He doesn’t recommend starting the day with a vomit. He recommends brushing out your mouth with a toothbrush including the back of your throat until you retch a little bit, but it’s not a full-out technicolor yawn.

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YU Lays Off 60 Employees

From The Jewish Star:

The Jewish Star has learned that Yeshiva University will lay off 60 employees. This follows the announcement several months ago of millions of dollars in losses incurred in the debacle involving Bernard Madoff, former chairman of Yeshiva’s Sy Syms School of Business.

President Richard Joel made the grim announcement Monday in a letter addressed to the “Yeshiva University Community,” obtained by The Jewish Star.

The cuts will be made across the university’s Manhattan campuses in an attempt to trim the budget by $30 million, he said.

An angry YU employee who lost her job on Monday spoke to The Jewish Star on the condition that she not be identified.

“They affect the little people, the people that make the university run. The administration is the bread and butter of the university. Had all the senior staff taken a two percent cut it wouldn’t have been necessary to cut all these jobs for the people that aren’t making that much money… Richard Joel makes half a million dollars a year. Why didn’t he take a pay cut? “

The letter describes the layoffs as part of an overall staff reduction that, including voluntary separation packages and retirement, will eliminate a total of 120 positions, believed to be about 2.5 percent of YU’s total workforce.

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Which Breads Are Kosher?

From a comment to Hirhurim: Bread: One should refrain from using packed bread from supermarkets which mostly contains a non-kosher emulsifier E-471 in order to keep the freshness of the bread. Some of the bread should be checked from dairy ingredients (dairy – bread is not permitted). The bread called "Bauern Brot" is generally free of non-kosher ingredients. Some allow the use of: Wasser Brötchen (= morning-rolls) provided that they do not contain non-kosher emulsifiers. In France you can get the famous baguette-bread which is known as kosher. In Great-Britain they usually use animal fat for greasing the trays. Therefore the bread is generally not kosher. In Italy the use of an animal fat called "Strutto" is very common, the bread in Italy is therefore, forbidden. One can use crackers from the companies VASA and RYVITA or similar, when without dairy ingredients. Rusks should be checked as bread.

from http://www.koshergermany.com/ tra…llersGuide.html
considered authoritative (rav hochwald)

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Anger At Orthodox Judaism

One thing I love about Orthodox Judaism is that it provokes strong feelings in me.

A while ago, I was seeing a woman who was raised Orthodox but now hates it. That didn’t bother me. There’s plenty I hate in Orthodox Judaism too. I’d say my ratio of love-to-hate vis-a-vis Orthodox Judaism is about two-to-one. Unfortunately for me, this woman had feelings of hate-to-love for Orthodoxy that were about ten-to-one.

Orthodox Judaism provokes strong feelings because it has so many demands and it attributes the source of those demands to the Creator of the Universe. From a secular point of view, these claims that God gave the Torah are nonsense. So there’s no apparent reason to put up with Orthodoxy’s demands unless you part ways with the academic consensus and live against the facts.

What’s in it for you if you part ways with the secular consensus and separate yourself from the easy-going American way? You get to be a part of something where everyone else in the project has a similarly high commitment. Orthodox Judaism demands a lot from its adherents and as a consequence they sacrifice a lot for each other. It’s high intensity religion. Conservative and Reform Judaism are low intensity religion and its adherents don’t sacrifice nearly as much for each other and for their faith as do their Orthodox counterparts.

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Making Money From Blogging

Daniel Lyons writes for Newsweek:

For two years I was obsessed with trying to turn a blog into a business. I posted 10 or 20 items a day to my site, The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, rarely taking a break. I blogged from cabs, using my BlackBerry. I blogged in the middle of the night, having awakened with an idea. I rationalized this insane behavior by telling myself that at the end of this rainbow I would find a huge pot of gold. But reality kept interfering with this fantasy. My first epiphany occurred in August 2007, when The New York Times ran a story revealing my identity, which until then I’d kept secret. On that day more than 500,000 people hit my site—by far the biggest day I’d ever had—and through Google’s AdSense program I earned about a hundred bucks. Over the course of that entire month, in which my site was visited by 1.5 million people, I earned a whopping total of $1,039.81. Soon after this I struck an advertising deal that paid better wages. But I never made enough to quit my day job. Eventually I shut down—not for financial reasons, but because Steve Jobs appeared to be in poor health. I walked away feeling burned out and weighing 20 pounds more than when I started. I also came away with a sneaking suspicion that while blogs can do many wonderful things, generating huge amounts of money isn’t one of them.

Now others seem to be riding the same downward curve, with euphoria giving way to exhaustion. Michael Arrington, whose TechCrunch blog empire attracts 6 million readers each month, has gone on a monthlong hiatus after three years of nonstop blogging. His break was prompted, he says, by burnout and by the craziness of the blogosphere (he says he’s been stalked, threatened and spat on) and not by the fact that he’s been trying to sell his company for a year and hasn’t been able to find a buyer who’ll pay his price, which is rumored to be $100 million. Gawker Media, a leading network of blogs, recently laid off all but one of its writers for Valleywag, its tech blog, which has struggled for three years. In January Pajamas Media, a collective of right-wing political bloggers, shut down its ad network, which CEO Roger Simon says "was a money loser for three years."

In late 2005 a columnist who writes for the ABC News Web site predicted that by 2010 the blogosphere would create "a whole new group of major corporations and media stars" and that "billions of dollars will be made by those prescient enough to either get onboard or invest in these companies." (He was responding to an article I’d done that criticized some elements of the blogosphere.) This guy was right on the first part, sort of. But as for those billions? Last year the total spent on blog advertising in the United States was a mere $411 million, according to researcher eMarketer. That represents only a sliver of the $23.7 billion spent on U.S. Internet ads last year, which is itself only a fraction of the $276.8 billion spent on all forms of advertising in the U.S. By 2012 blog ad spending will reach $746 million, while overall online ad spending will hit $32 billion, eMarketer says. More money was spent on e-mail advertising last year than was spent on blog advertising—yet you don’t see anyone touting e-mail as the next big billion-dollar media business. Technorati, a blog researcher, estimates that bloggers who run ads earn an average of $5,060 per year. Don’t call the Ferrari dealer just yet.

I have some thoughts:

* If Lyons had done his Adsense right, and used the right affiliate programs, he would’ve multiplied his blogging earnings by 20-fold.

* If you have a prominent blog like he had and I have, you develop a lot of opportunities for yourself. I’ve gotten a lot of writing jobs for businessmen for $40 an hour based on my blog. I’ve gotten work doing video promotion for people for the same amount of money and more.

* If I needed a loan, I could make an announcement on my blog and find that loan. If I wanted to do a fundraiser so I could cover something, I could pull that off too.

* A successful blog is a wonderful way of developing new relationships and if you have anything on the ball at all, the more and stronger the relationships you have, the more money you make.

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Yeshivas Opening Your Mail

From Jewcy.com:

One of the secretary’s main duties was to censor anything deemed "too pornographic." In yeshiva terminology, "pornographic" was anything that showed a woman. Students received magazines such as Time, US News and World Report, and National Geographic, but the Rabbis knew better then to let us have uncensored versions of these magazines that sometimes had smut, there would be naked African women for us guys.

When you received a magazine in the mail it would look as if someone had used some pages for scrapbooking purposes. Pictures would be cut out and random faces would be missing. You would get a glimpse of legs here or a forgotten boob there, but you never really knew who they belonged to…

The other primary job of the yeshiva secretary was to open your mail, which in itself was a federal offense, but we were told that since the yeshiva was a private institution they were allowed to do whatever they wanted. I wondered the validity of this statement and proceeded to only use soap on a rope from then on. Any letter you received (this was way before email was popularized) that appeared to be from a girl was opened and sent into the headmaster who would call you into his office and read the letter out loud to you. I found it rather odd when I learnt the whole thing about how embarrassing someone publicly is like killing them, yet the headmaster clearly enjoyed these moments when he caught you red-handed. I do recall some stories about how while he was reading the letter it appeared that it may have been from the guys’ sister or maybe his mother, but it seemed that the yeshiva was above the law and could do whatever they wanted, or at least hire people they called "secretaries" to do their dirty work.

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Like Father, Like Son

Many of the contentious issues Morey Levovitz had at Harkham Hillel Hebrew Academy his late father Abe had at Maimonides School in Brookline, MA.

Abe had a much more successful reign, however. Abe ran Maimonides for decades. Morey got pushed out of Hillel — at least officially, he still influences things behind the scenes — after a few years.

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Desperate To Meet A Girl

Most single guys are desperate to meet a girl. They are far more compulsive than single women. Most single guys will do anything to meet a hot chick. They will put everything aside and move heaven and earth to meet up with a girl.

Girls aren’t that desperate. They are far more chill. If she’s the least bit attractive, she’ll have far more options than you will. She’ll have all sorts of guys asking her out and asking to take her to parties and Torah lectures and the like.

Girls aren’t as sexually compulsive as guys. They have a far stronger sense of themselves. Masculinity is fragile. No job or no girl, and most guys don’t feel like a man.

Here’s a smart talk on meeting women.

It comes across as wimpy if you text to see that she got home OK. Far better to say when you’re parting, "Text me to let me know you got home OK." Better for her to text you.

Never text or email "XX" or "XO" to a girl. Girls will "XX" to female friends, to male acquaintances, to work mates, while guys will only "XX" to a girl they like. So if you "XX" a girl, you’re telling her you’re really into her and you’re giving her all the power (the person who loves the least in a relationship controls the relationship). So don’t do it unless you’re texting your girlfriend.

The person who says the least in a conversation, in an email or texting exchange, is controlling the relationship…

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