Author S.E. Cupp Disgusted At Turning Thirty

From my Monday interview:

Luke: "What do you like and dislike about getting older?"

SE makes an expression of infinite disgust. She hates getting older even more than she hates men looking at her with lust. "I don’t like anything. I don’t like anything so far. I dislike the word ‘thirty.’ I dislike it tremendously. I very much enjoyed being a twenty-something. I guess I’m getting wiser and people tell me I’ll have all this experience behind me and I’ll know so much more and my thirties are just going to be even better. I think they’re lying. I think they’re liars. I don’t think that’s true. I’ll let you know as I progress through my thirties, but it’s been traumatic. I have not enjoyed it."

Jim Jones emails: "It figures that you would be entranced by S.E. Cupp. She’s a self-involved right-wing blowhard with only the most superficial of views. If she actually considers turning 30 "traumatic," she really needs to get some perspective. Maybe she could do some volunteer work at a homeless shelter or a food bank. Only a fellow moron like you, Luke, would idealize such a twit."

Chaim Amalek emails: One of the things Ms. S.E. Cupp is going to learn as she leaves her twenties ever further behind is that far worse than being looked at with lust is not being noticed for her sexual charms. If she plans on marriage and children (within marriage), she needs to tart herself up and put herself out there right now, for her sexual appeal is a wasting asset.  And if she does not?

See ya on Craigslist!

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Making Conversion To Orthodox Judaism Easier

From The Jerusalem Post: United Torah Judaism’s rabbinic leadership is expected to meet on Wednesday night to discuss a possible compromise in proposed conversion reforms that would allow the party to join the government coalition. The meeting is slated to take place at the home of Rabbi Yitzhak Zilberstein, a prominent Bnei Brak-based halachic authority. Rabbi Yosef Shalom Elyashiv, the preeminent halachic authority for the Lithuanian Yeshiva world and Zilberstein’s father-in-law, announced this week that it was forbidden for UTJ to join a government that intends to implement reforms aimed at making the conversion process easier.

STEVE LIPMAN WRITES FOR THE JEWISH WEEK:

At sunrise on April 8, the eve of Passover, a group of Jews from the Upper West Side will gather on the roof of the JCC in Manhattan. Organized by Hazon, the New York-based group that works for a “more sustainable Jewish community,” the early-morning risers will say some prayers, do some yoga and burn some chametz.

When the sun appears over the Atlantic that morning, a similar scene will take place on Miami Beach.

Under the auspices of Temple Solel and Congregation Beth Israel, two Reform congregations, members of the Florida synagogues will recite blessings and poetry.

Sunup in Chicago that morning will find the Jewish Reconstructionist Congregation of Evanston on the shore of Lake Michigan. For two hours the congregation’s rabbi and cantor…

GARY ROSENBLATT WRITES:

Sitting in the darkened Jacob Burns Theater in Westchester the other night, watching “Waiting For Armageddon,” I had decidedly mixed feelings about what to say about the new documentary — as one of two respondents at a post-film program — when the lights went up.

Well-produced and edited, it is a riveting and provocative production depicting Evangelical Christians who devoutly believe in an imminent religious apocalypse, as described in the New Testament, and in the primary role that Israel and the Jews play in that End of Days scenario.

But the 74-minute film is misleading. And it is particularly worrisome that it is playing in Jewish film festivals around the country, as it did in New York City in January, and in Westchester last week.

That’s because the film leaves the viewer with the impression that all Evangelicals are as zealous as these folks, who hope the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem will be destroyed as soon as possible and who seem to relish the prospect of the monumental bloodbath that will herald the Second Coming.

One irony is that The Jewish Week was a co-sponsor of the evening’s program, along with the American Jewish Committee, whose inter-religious affairs director, Rabbi Gary Greenebaum, was my co-respondent, commenting on the film after the screening. Both of us questioned the wisdom of showing this film at Jewish film festivals without providing audiences with sufficient context, like emphasizing that the people shown in the film represent a distinct minority of Evangelicals in the U.S. (Neither of us, or our organizations, were involved in choosing the film as part of the March 12-April 2 Westchester Jewish Film Festival at the Burns Center, a high-quality annual event showcasing 28 films this year.)

YNET NEWS REPORTS:

Anyone familiar with the European Jewish communal scene knows the following: There are many Jews who belong to Orthodox synagogues purely for burial or familial purposes. When asked to identify themselves, these people will identify themselves as ‘Orthodox’ because they belong to an Orthodox synagogue or burial society. Many do not keep Shabbat, Kashrut, and may even themselves be married to a non-Jew. It is hardly surprising that 46% of these respondents agree, that if you have one Jewish parent (even if it is the father and therefore the rest of the family are not halachically Jewish) you should be allowed to be a member of the community. This means that many who participated in the survey are Orthodox in name only. Most significantly, there is a glaring omission of the one group of leaders who more than anyone are involved in conversion and matters of Jewish status – the rabbis of Europe. Whether this was deliberate we do not know. It is possible that spiritual leaders do not qualify to participate in the survey. However, the Rabbinical Centre of Europe, which comprises several hundred Rabbis and leaders of their individual communities, recently had a Conference in Paris dealing with assimilation and came to quite different conclusions.

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My Wishes For The New Month

I always do what my teachers tell me and what my rabbis tell me and now I do what my gurus tell me.

If their teachings clash, I’ll leave it to God to sort it out.

He made me the way I am.

Before we began work tonight on elimination, we wrote out our wishes for the new month:

I am easily finding myself…

* Moving deeper into Orthodox Judaism.
* Finding myself a place at two Passover seders
* Making new friends in Orthodox Judaism
* Getting back into Chabad Bais Bezalel, Aish Ha Torah, Young Israel of Century City, Beth Jacob and Bnai David-Judea
* Connecting to my feelings of sadness and loss
* Connecting to my therapist and working through my fundamental relationships
* Finding a means to pay my way through Alexander Technique teacher training
* Finding love.

We got a homework assignment to make a collage of our wishes for the new year (a Spring Equinox Treasure Map).

I may pass on this. My subscriptions have lapsed to the magazines I need to lay out my dreams.

YogaLA just doesn’t cut it for me.

Guru Luke signing out.

PS. Kundalini Yoga is supposed to be practiced with the eyes closed.

But if I do this, then I won’t get to see the beautiful women who inspire me to go to Kundalini Yoga.

What’s a spiritual master to do?

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Leah Kleim Update

LeahKleim:  HOLY s**t LEVI ! YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS
YourMoralLeader:  how are you?
LeahKleim:  Great
YourMoralLeader:  yay
LeahKleim:  yippy f**king kayay !
YourMoralLeader:  what you doing and where you living?
LeahKleim:  Im not doing anyone. Im living in Crown Heights
LeahKleim:  what are you up too
YourMoralLeader:  same
LeahKleim:  Who you screwin ?
YourMoralLeader:  0
LeahKleim:  I thought you screw a person a day on your blog ?
YourMoralLeader:  lol
LeahKleim:  The life of the non profit blogger…. What a fkn fantasy. 20 yrs ago could you ever imagine this ?
LeahKleim:  so what up with the beard ?
YourMoralLeader:  growing
YourMoralLeader:  you divorced?
LeahKleim:  Al pi halocha I never got married
YourMoralLeader:  civilly
LeahKleim:  in August
LeahKleim:  NY state law is you have to be a resident for a yr

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Breaking News Bulletin: I’m Depressed

I think my therapist Dr. Spielvogel (who has a psycho-dynamic orientation) made that diagnosis today.

I think he said that I’ve always been depressed and that I currently use yoga, Alexander Technique and Orthodox Judaism to defend against my depression (not to mention going off on people on my blog).

I can tell you this news because I am totally disconnected from my feelings.

Writing this has no more sensitivity to me than reporting some rabbi was convicted of molesting his daughter.

The one feeling I have ready access to is rage. I tap into that quite a bit. But as for sadness, I’m not attuned.

So what’s the solution?

I need to get in touch with my feelings and resolve fundamental relationships.

I’ll keep you posted.

JOE EMAILS: "Abraham Lincoln also had severe bouts of depression, and so did many other great men. The important thing is that it didn’t stop them from working their craft…just like it doesn’t stop you!"

Chaim Amalek emails: "I think the more likely reason for your depression is your poverty, especially when combined with your prospects and age. Shrinks who overlook this sort of stuff don’t know s— from shinola."

Rumdar takes a break from his sex vacation to Southeast Asia to email: "You and your shrink are full of crap. Pampered Western sissies. I’ve been in Cambodia almost a month and witnessed unbelievable misery, hardship and corruption. Armed Thugs with bodyguards in SUVs and Hummers ruling and patrolling the country. How depressed would you be if you had nothing to eat. Wise up."

Rum emails: "For the record buddy I gave that type a behavior up around the time you left the porn business (the first time, not the second). I am now dedicated to saving the planet."

Bob emails: "You are 43 years old. You live in a garage. Your religious community has shunned you. You have no prospects outside of porn journalism. Why should you be depressed?"

I book my therapy sessions back to back. I find the best stuff comes out after an hour or so of therapy, so I like to have a 100-minute run at breakthroughs.

"Do you ever wonder if your depression is somaticized? Do you ever wonder that if you don’t want to feel the pain of your depression and give it all to your body? And instead of saying you are depressed, you say you are chronically fatigued?"

I am sure the mind affects the body as the body affects the mind. In my experience, my body affects my mind more than the other way round. When I have the energy, I charge into the world. When I don’t, I retreat to my hovel.

Let’s say I am somaticizing. Let’s say that when I’m depressed, I slough it off to my body. What then?

Am I depressed? How cut off am I from my feelings? I am in touch with many of my feelings such as rage, but am cut off from many feelings of sadness and loss? I am cut off from certain feelings, some primary feelings about my primary caregivers. I have a lot of rage and underneath that may be depression.

According to psycho-dynamic psychology, I live according to my relationship with my primary caregivers.

To defend against the depression, I push myself to do a lot of things — yoga, Alexander Technique, Orthodox Judaism. I’m always looking for "the answer!" I run around trying to be part of the Orthodox community. I try to make friends.

If these pursuits are working for me, if they are enjoyable activities, then it is not suppressing the depression. It’s taking care of myself.

I can discuss all this because I feel like I am a news anchor. "My guest says I am suppressing my depression with yoga and Judaism. After these messages, we’ll go deeper. Stay tuned."

That’s how I feel — dispassionate, removed. I’m good at intellectualizing and humor to distance myself from my emotions.

Now we’ve defined the problem, let’s solve it. Let me take out my pen and paper and we’ll write down everything I need to do, and as I do them, I’ll cross them off my list. And then I’ll get better.

Let’s be manly about it, Dr. Spielvogel. You tell me what to do and I’ll do it. Let’s fix it together. Right now.

I remember my senior year of high school. I was taking Geometry for the second time. I’d gotten Ds in it the first time. This time I would get Cs.

The teacher assigned us some problems and I went down the list and wrote out my answers. I thought I had everything under control and was way ahead of everyone else.

The teacher came by each desk and checked on our progress. When he came to my desk, he looked at what I had done and said, "You just don’t get what we’re doing in here, do you?"

People throughout my life have said that to me. If my rabbi were here right now and he felt it was appropriate to say the full truth, he’d turn to me and say, "Levi" (if he was in an indulgent mood or "Luke" if his patience with me had been exhausted), you come to shul every day and pray and you study Torah here, but you just don’t get what we’re doing here, do you?"

I prefer to do things that I am good at. That makes me feel in control. When I do things that I suck at, I feel like a dick.

I feel powerless right now, or I would feel powerless right now if I had feelings. But I have no feelings.

I feel like I can do anything that I set my mind to but I can’t feel right now. I can rearrange the furniture in this room. I can start every day with a cold shower and 20 minutes of chanting. But I don’t know how to rearrange this depression sitting on me, even though I’m doing all the right things.

It’s easy for me to be honest because I have no feelings.

I learned early in life to lie to get out of punishment (usually a spanking until I was ten). But when I was caught in my lies, I could reduce the punishment coming to me by making a full confession. If you screw up or screw someone over, if you make a full confession, you can reduce the punishment.

My first instinct when I am about to get punished is to try to lie my way out. I usually don’t do this because I can overcome my instincts. I’ve been blogging for a living for twelve years and I’ve been interviewed dozens of times. Because I am so controversial, because I am in so many flame wars, I know that if I ever lie on my blog or in my interviews, it will come back to haunt me, so I’ve tried to be scrupulous in this regard publicly. Privately, I still tell the odd lie.

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Why Do Jews, Christians And Muslims Pray To The East?

According to Wikipedia: "The Jewish custom of fixing the direction of prayer and orienting synagogues accordingly influenced both Christianity and Islam. In early Christianity, it was customary to pray facing toward the Holy Land, see also Jerusalem in Christianity. The orientation of churches toward the east has preserved until nowadays. In Islam, the original direction of prayer (qibla) was toward Jerusalem; however, Muhammad subsequently changed it to Mecca."

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TV Pundit S.E. Cupp Is ‘Disgusted’ When You Look At Her With Lust

From my Monday interview:

Luke: "How do you react when you feel that a man is looking at you with lust? Are you horrified, disgusted, appalled?"

SE: "Yeah. Disgusted. This is not a unique situation. Women in Manhattan are objectified walking down the street every day. A broad spectrum of women get looked at. It’s, yeah, disgusting. That doesn’t do anything for me. That doesn’t excite me. I know women who use it as a barometer for how good they’re looking that day. Eww! It gives me the creeps. I don’t enjoy it at all. There’s not a single ounce of enjoyment that I get from that."

Readers are only allowed to look at the following photos of S.E. Cupp if they pledge to do so entirely without lust. Please remember that this woman is somebody’s daughter. She is a published author. She works at the New York Times. She is in graduate school. If you prick her, does she not bleed?

The following is a photo of S.E. Cupp after she caught Greg Gutfeld looking at her with lust:

As Jesus says, he who looks at a woman with lust in his heart, it is as though he committed adultery.

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Can Converts Become Rabbis?

It doesn’t bother me that there is a substantial case in Jewish law against converts such as myself becoming rabbis. I never knew this until I read this post. I have fantasized about becoming a rabbi because I am obviously endowed with great spiritual gifts and a deep Godly humility. When I am around non-Orthodox Jews, they often assume I am a rabbi because I am religious and relatively knowledgeable. Now that I have a long beard, homeless people call me rabbi.

One of the cornerstones of Judaism is that you just can’t do anything you want and you can’t be anything you want. It’s not like America where supposedly every child is to be raised with the idea that he can become president. Judaism has different roles for men and women, Cohenim, Leviim and Yisraelim, etc. The motto of Judaism is not "Be all you can be!" It is, "Do your duty!"

Rabbi Gil Student writes:

The Torah enjoins us to love specifically the convert (Devarim 10:19). We have to recognize that a convert has no Jewish family to support him in his new community and, therefore, we all must substitute as his family. Just like a widow and an orphan, a convert relies on the community for emotional sustenance and we must make extra effort to ensure that this is realized.

II. Positions of Authority

However, there is another way in which a convert is treated differently. A convert may not hold a position of Jewish communal authority (Mishneh Torah, Hilkhos Melakhim 1:4). This is clear from the sources and, even if not always put into practice, is a rule of how Jewish communities should conduct themselves. I understand that there are places in which this rule is overlooked – sometimes out of ignorance, sometimes out of convenience and other times out of ethical misgivings. I sympathize with those who choose not to follow this rule but do not condone their practice. Torah is to be followed, even if we have questions.

Why are converts restricted from holding positions of communal authority? We can only guess, and that is what any reasoning offered for this rule is – a guess. However, I offer the following two speculations:

1. An outsider who joins the community has a different background from the standard community member and that adds greatly to the fresh ideas and perspectives available in the community. However, that outsider-turned-insider never fully understands the realities of the insiders’ lives because the convert never attended Jewish day schools or never had Jewish siblings etc. Because of this lack of the typical experience within the community, the outsider lacks the experience to be a leader of that community. (But what about someone who converts as a baby? Or someone who was raised Jewish, found out later that he was not and converted? Or a Jew who was raised as a Gentile? All good questions but sometimes rules are put in place even if they do not cover every case.)

2. Despite the ideals for which we strive, the reality is that many people are unfairly prejudiced and will never fully trust a convert. While this is to be abhorred, it is still a reality in which we live and a community must function in reality not theoretical ideals. Just like a prophet must be wealthy and tall so that people will respect him and listen to him (cf. Derashos Ha-Ran, no. 5), so too must a communal agent be someone respected by the masses. (The Bah actually writes in responsum 52: "A rosh yeshiva, who is equivalent to a high priest, needs to be wealthy in order that his teachings be respected.")

Regardless of the reason for this law, we must follow it. However, other questions that arise are:
1. What is a community?
2. What is a community position?

In previous eras, communities were single units. A town had one community, one rabbi, one charitable organization, etc. It was clear what was a community, which positions were funded by the community, etc. Nowadays, however, this is generally not the case. Communities overlap and are difficult to define. Is a yeshiva an arm of the communal organization or is it an independent organization? Are charitable organizations? Are synagogues? Tough questions.

R. Moshe Feinstein (Iggeros Moshe, Yoreh De’ah 2:44) discusses whether a kashrus supervisor is a communal position or not, and concludes that it depends on who hires and pays the supervisor. Regarding teaching or even running a yeshiva, R. Feinstein (ibid., Yoreh De’ah 4:26) writes that in today’s time these are not communal positions and a convert may serve in them.

The Tzitz Eliezer (19:48) quotes a Meiri who implies that a convert may not serve in a lone communal position but he may serve on a communal committee. Therefore, the Tzitz Eliezer suggests that a loophole for many circumstances is to appoint someone to serve with the convert in any given position in order to make it into a committee. However, he suggests that this only be done if the convert is also willingly accepted into his position by the community.

STEG COMMENTS: Reminds me of reading about the discussions that went on in British Mandatory Palestine over women’s voting rights in the Jewish governmental organizations of the Yishuv.

SIMCHA COMMENTS: Holding an elected office is a bigger question than voting, although many posekim (including Rav Kook) were against voting.

YETTA POSTS: Our community has many gerim. Many FFB’s and BT’s have problems with them. Trying to understand why they would want to bother converting. Especially if it is a whole family or couple and neither spouse is Jewish.

I hate to say this because some of my closest friends are geresses (and I never even think of them that way), but wasn’t it the Mitzreim who followed Moshe and Yidden out of Mitzrayim who started all the trouble in the desert?

I struggled a lot when I was learning Chumash. The Yidden were always causing their own problems. The instructor told us that it was not the Yidden, but the followers, the converts who were starting up.

ANON POSTS: The meraglim (spies) and Korach were not gerim. Anyway, you can’t compare rabble who join a jail-break to modern geirim whose motives are pure and selfless.

YETTA POSTS: What if their motives aren’t pure and selfless? What if people convert for reasons other than wanting to serve Hashem? What if people convert because they think that their children will have a better chance at getting a fair shot in life being observant Jews than something else?

ALMONI POSTS: I say that IMO the real problem with the women’s learning agenda is when it seems motivated by professional concerns/credentialism.

Women who complain about opportunity for talmud torah are raising a very different concern than women who complain that they will never be "Recognized" because they don’t get smicha or some equivalent title, IMO.

When the womens programs turn out people of the caliber of R. Simcha Zelig, maybe there will be room to talk of "discrimination" but at the moment, I don’t see too many women who are capable in principle of hanging out a shingle (ie if not for gender). Do you?

Maybe if the womens programs would be less outcome-focused, this would be an issue. IMO they are self-defeating. R. Simcha Zelig is the product of a system that put talmud torah first, and where titles and jobs are very secondary concerns, if they feature at all.

YAAKOV POSTS: Rabbi YY Rubenstein… is the most successful UK orthodox campus rabbi (they are student chaplains here), is endorsed by the Office of the Chief Rabbi and also teaches in haredi seminaries in Manchester. Rabbi Schneor Zalman Gafni, also a ger tzedek, was for many years Rosh HaYeshiva of Kfar Habad, Israel. Thus in practice many on lenient in the spirit of Reb Moshe’s shittah.

ASHER POSTS: It is also interesting that the Rambam wrote what is considered a "famous epistle" to "R. Ovadia the Proselyte". R. Ovadia the Proselyte? Interesting that he addressed a convert in such a manner if in fact converts cannot be rabbis.

And speaking of a person named Ovadia. Ovadia in the Tanakh was a member of King Achav’s cabinet. He was also a proselyte from Edom. Not a bad resume for a convert (Prophet/Navi and Cabinet Member).

Luke says: Other prominent Orthodox rabbis who are converts include Nathan Lopes Cardozo and Yaacov Deyo (who invented Speed Dating and runs education for Aish Ha Torah Los Angeles).

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The Nechama Leibowitz Biography

Rabbi Gil Student writes:

In discussing the new 600-page biography by Yael Unterman, Nehama Leibowitz: Teacher and Bible Scholar, a friend remarked that he didn’t like it at all because it is just a collection of ma’aselakh, stories. I told him that this is exactly why I find it so interesting. I’m not too far into the book, and the second half is where the discussions of methodology take place, but so far I’m greatly enjoying it.

Here is what the book has to say about her interaction (or lack thereof) with R. Joseph B. Soloveitchik and R. Menachem Schneerson in their Berlin years (pp. 28-29):
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On her way to study or teach, Nehama might well have passed on the street such figures as R. Menahem Mendel Schneerson, the future Lubavitcher Rebbe; or R. Joseph Dov Soloveitchik, scion of a brilliant talmudic family and future leader of American modern Orthodox Jewry. R. Yehiel Yaakov Weinberg, R. Isaac Hutner, and R. Abraham Joshua Heschel all spent time there. Had all these Jewish luminaries gathered in one location, that would have been a sight to see; no doubt there would have been fierce debate, especially with the Leibowitz siblings present. Perhaps precisely because this notion is so appealing, rumors persist to this day that Nehama spoke with the Lubavitcher Rebbe and R. Soloveitchik and studied with them at university. This is not true. Once, hearing that in an American apartment three large pictures were displayed on the wall — of the Rebbe, R. Soloveitchik and herself — Nehama laughed, and said: "Look what company I’m in!" But this was the only time the three "met." Habad Hasidim, desirous of knowing more about the Rebbe’s early life in Berlin, would call Nehama every so often. One insisted, "Everyone knows that you sat drinking coffee with the Rebbe and R. Soloveitchik in the cafes in Berlin!" "It could be that we sat at the same table for lunch," Nehama replied, "but if we did, I didn’t know it." Reportedly, the Rebbe later recognized Nehama’s greatness and sent her groups of Hasidim, who were highly disgruntled at being ordered to study with a woman.

Nehama also never personally interacted with R. Soloveitchik. The story goes that Nehama was told of the brilliant young Jewish scholar who sat in the library "behind the tallest stack of books."

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Hot Nude Yoga

I picked up the March issue of LAYoga magazine because I saw its headline "Hot Nude Yoga."

When I finally found the article, you can imagine my disappointment when I found out this was only for gay men.

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