Jewish Week In Review

Steven I. Weiss reports:

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The Editorial Board At Jewschool

Jewschool.com apparently does not have bloggers. It has an "editorial board."

Holy hell!

Who came up with that term? Could it be the founder of Jewschool.com, the Orthodox Anarchist Dan Sieradski?

Jewschool consistently gets about half the traffic of this blog despite its vaunted "editorial board."

Check out the way it describes itself:

Judaism has always been revolutionary. It seems though that every few decades the tradition becomes ensnared in a rigidity and conservativism which defies its radical roots. Jew School is an open revolt. Offering the latest and greatest from the bleeding edge of Jewish cultural and communal life, Jew School’s more than just a weblog. It is an ever-expanding network of websites, projects, and events which promote critical thought and provide engagement opportunities for disenfranchised Jews alienated — and bored to death — by the Jewish mainstream.

Jew School represents The New Jew precisely because you cannot confine us to traditional categories and delineations. We defy existing archetypes and forge new ones in their stead. We are spiritually devout and worldly. We are proud and ashamed. We are scholarly and sophomoric. We are traditional and radically opposed to our traditions. We are queer hasidim and tzenuah feminists, Orthodox maskilim and secular hareidim, anti-Zionist Zionists and diaspora enthusiasts longing for geulah, talmud chochams who don’t believe in God and atheists who want to throw rocks at cars on Shabbos. We embrace the contradictions. And we relish in our freedom to be true to who we are without having to fill whatever mold you may wish to cast for us without ever really getting to know us.

Jew School dares to be what others can not: It pries Judaism from the lifeless fingers of the Jewish establishment and serves it up to the public with the insistence, “This belongs to you.”

One thing I love about Daniel Sieradski is that he does not suffer from the sin of excessive humility.

On July 28, Dan declared his "mission accomplished" at JTA:

Today’s my last day at JTA.

After two years of making my mark and proving my worth to “the establishment,” I’m moving on to a new position with Repair the World, a recently launched Jewish service initiative that aims to make doing community service as ubiquitous as having a bar or bat mitzvah.

Though I’m very excited to begin my new job, I am also very grateful to both JTA’s board of directors and its executive director, Mark Joffe, for taking a risk with this punchy blogger and giving me an opportunity to make a truly valuable contribution to both the field of Jewish journalism and the American Jewish community itself.

And while, of course, none of these were solo efforts — I couldn’t have accomplished any of this without a great team, great content, and a great web design & development firm — here’s just a smattering of what I’ve achieved during my tenure:

Heart be still. I’m in the presence of genius.

The Harvard Crimson reports:

A graduate of both Brown and Los Angeles’s Ziegler School of Rabbinic Studies, Ruttenberg has written several other books, including “Yentl’s Revenge: The Next Wave of Jewish Feminism,” and currently serves on the editorial board at Jewschool.com. She said that the idea for The Passionate Torah came to her after she had an idea for an essay related to the topic.

“Sex is Torah,” she said in her address to the audience of around 30, mostly composed of older Cambridge locals and a few students. “It’s part of our spirituality and part of our connection to the divine.”

Ruttenberg summarized some of the issues in her book at yesterday’s talk, working her way easily from the presence of homoeroticism in sexually segregated communities to the role of female masturbation in Jewish sacred texts.

“Sex toys are mentioned in the Talmud, but female masturbation is not,” she said.

After reading a steamy passage from the thirteenth century about the sexual effects of circumcision, Ruttenberg looked up from her notes, asking the audience, “See how great it is to be a Jew?”

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Jewish Life Booms In Prison

Because more Jews – at least in New York – are behind bars!

JTA reports:

Maximum-security prisons in the United States have relatively few Jewish inmates, according to the Aleph Institute, a Chabad-affiliated organization that reaches out to Jews behind bars. Most Jews in the prison system usually end up at lower-security facilities for crimes such as fraud or tax evasion.

But Green Haven has enough Jewish inmates that it is the only prison in New York with a hot kosher kitchen, where kosher food is prepared on site rather than being brought in pre-cooked from the outside. Of the 1,984 inmates there, 150 are listed as Jewish. About 70 are on the kosher meal plan.

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Is Judaism Right-Wing Or Left-Wing?

It is neither. Judaism was thousands of years old before the modern political terms of Right and Left developed any meaning.

In the New York Times Sunday Book Review, Leon Wieseltier disects Norman Podhoretz’s new book, "Why Are Jews Liberal?"

Over the past 30 years, I’ve found Podhoretz’s writing tiresome (he was right about the dangers of the Oslo Accords to Israel’s well-being). His would have to be the last book available to me before I’d pick it up.

I give Wieseltier the nod in this skirmish.

Rick Richman writes on CommentaryMag.com:

If adjectives were analysis, Leon Wieseltier’s review of Norman Podhoretz’s Why Are Jews Liberals? in yesterday’s New York Times Book Review would be impressive. Wieseltier suggested that the book and/or its author is “dreary,” “completely axiomatic,” in a state of “apocalyptic excitation,” “trite,” “anti-intellectual,” “sputtering,” a “heresy hunter,” and possessed of a “voyeuristic” admiration for the Orthodox. Wieseltier was apparently not amused.

I have a different view of the book, as did the 10 prominent writers in the COMMENTARY and Tablet Magazine symposiums, among others. This post is intended not to refute Wieseltier’s argument (to the extent that a string of adjectives is even a reasoned argument) but rather to note that his review is further evidence of one of liberalism’s increasingly illiberal tendencies: reacting with hyperbolic criticism to those who dare challenge it.

The title of Wieseltier’s review—“Because They Believe”—effectively captures its spirit: Jews are liberals, according to Wieseltier, because of “the dispensations of 20th-century liberalism.” The use of the word dispensations, with its religious connotations, is obviously intentional, and the three-word title of the review reflects an analysis only slightly more sophisticated than “It’s the religion, stupid!”

Ari Lamm writes on Gil Student’s Facebook page: Okay so the first part of about how claiming that "Judaism is conservativism" or "Judaism is liberalism" is a massive oversimplification and unbecoming of a serious thinker is great. …The next few paragraphs psychoanalyzing Podhoretz are childish. …The sections debunking Podhoretz’s view of history are excellent as far as they go, but they don’t address Podhoretz’s ultimate argument which is that Jews should feel more at home on the right than on the left. Wieseltier faults Podhoretz for not engaging particular policies, but Wieseltier doesn’t either (probably because neither side can win that argument)…. Read More At the end of the day, Wieseltier does just as much shadowboxing as Podhoretz. Sometimes it just seems to me that the likeliest explanation for Jewish voting trends is that once a view becomes entrenched, it’s hard to dislodge it. But both Podhoretz and Wieseltier are too elegant to ever write that.

JOSEPH PINSKER WRITES: Wieseltier writes nothing to disprove that liberal Jews have supplanted the Torah with liberalism. The holy trinity of liberal Jews (not necessarily Jewish liberals) is Tikkun Olam, the Holocaust and Israel, and liberalism fits well with the first. The reinterpretation or limitation of Jewish law and tradition (halacha) to Tikkun Olam supplants those very laws and traditions AS Judaism.
While I have no concrete data, anecdotally, a larger percentage of Jews who liberal in their religion are liberal in their politics, while the same percentages do not exist among those who are more conservative in their religion.

Wieseltier writes "But nowhere in his book does he explain precisely how the interests of Jews are served by the Republican positions on government, health care, tax policy, gun control, abortion, gay rights, the environment."

Wieseltier never explains how they are served by the Democrat position. The conservative position on some of these issues has almost nothing to do with religion. While charity is certainly encouraged, what does forcibly taxing someone and redistributing their wealth have to do with charity? How does promoting same sex marriage and abortion at will promote Jewish values at all? Where in Judaism (and in the US Constitution) do you find a reason or a right to force people to buy health insurance?

Wieseltier pokes at Podhertz but doesn’t provide any reasonable counter argument.

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“The Most Fundamental Tenet Of Judaism”

In an aish.com article, Rabbi Noson Weisz writes that 

. . . contrary to popular belief, Rosh Hashanah is not about reward and punishment. The Talmud informs us that mitzvot cannot be rewarded in this world (Kiddushin 39b). The commentators explain that the physical world simply does not have the resources to deliver the amount of joy required to compensate the performance of even a single Mitzvah.

Only people who do not have the merit to make it to the World to Come are written into the Book of Life to compensate them for their past good deeds; we certainly hope that none of us are in this position. The conclusion: when we stand before God and pray for a good life in the coming year, we are not asking Him to provide it for us as a reward.

But if the judgment we face on Rosh Hashanah does not concern reward, what exactly is being weighed? According to Rabbi Dessler, the model we should study as an aid to understanding the deliberations of the Heavenly Court on Rosh Hashanah is an economic investment model; the judgments of Rosh Hashanah are the heavenly equivalents of earthly investment policy decisions. On Rosh Hashanah it is decided how much Divine energy God will invest in the world in general and in our own lives in particular in the course of the coming year. 

The most fundamental tenet of Judaism is that this physical world we inhabit is not our final destination but is merely a workplace. Each of us is sent to this world by God to develop ourselves spiritually and earn our entry to the World to Come, the place we regard as our destination where we shall receive our reward. God’s policy regarding the manner of setting up the conditions we encounter in our working environment, this world, is summed up in the following passage: 

"Whoever undertakes to purify himself, we shall assist him. Whoever undertakes to shut himself to spirituality, we shall provide him or her with the opportunity to carry out this design." (Talmud, Yuma 39b) 

The direction we choose to follow in our lives and the levels of intensity with which we pursue our spiritual objectives are evaluated annually. If we have made use of the inputs we were given in the previous year and progressed towards perfecting ourselves, the Heavenly Court will generally decide to increase its investment in us. Our circumstances for the coming investment period, the New Year, will be arranged in a manner that ensures that we encounter the opportunities we require to progress even faster toward our goals.

. . . Because the world is recreated every Rosh Hashanah, the day marks the occasion of the establishment of a brand new Divine Kingdom. Jewish tradition maintains that God informed us about Rosh Hashanah to allow us to have some input into how this new kingdom is to be fashioned. The purpose of creation is to allow man to actualize his spiritual potential. As I stand before God on Rosh Hashanah, He is waiting to hear from me about what I plan to do to actualize my spiritual potential in the coming year.

If all that issues from me is my desire to live on in prosperity and good health for another year, I am actually informing God that I do not require the renewal of His Kingdom at all. I am perfectly happy with the world just as it is. But God did not intend this world to be a comfortable place where I merely keep living on and on. He created the World to Come as the place of enjoyment and living the good life. The sole reason for the existence of this world is to provide man with a place in which he can work. If my main interest in being in this world is to live well and enjoy myself, I don’t need to be here at all.

On the other hand if I sincerely resolve to invest my energy (really the Divine energy that I am asking God to renew, out of which I am fashioned) in the coming year into developing my spiritual potential, not only do I need this world to be recreated, I also need it to assume the particular shape that will maximize my ability to work efficiently, and develop as much of my potential as possible.

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Rosh Hashanah — A Time to Pause and Reflect

Rosh Hashanah is a time when we all should paws to reflect upon the past year and make good resolutions for the year ahead.  Canine-a-hara!

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Let’s Do Some Yoga

Dr. Gabrielle Pelleci is an extraordinary young woman I encountered on Facebook.

 

http://enerje.com
http://myspace.com/gpelicci
http://www.youtube.com/user/gpelicci
http://underwaterwriting.blogspot.com
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A Miracle Of Grace

I emailed my Christian mother Sunday: "I finished my Orthodox conversion today [with the Los Angeles Beit Din]…more than 16yrs after finishing my conversion with a Reform rabbi…"

She responded: "It’s a miracle of grace."

Joe emails: "Welcome to the faith. Did they tell you about the weekly orgies with 72 virgin shiksas we have at the sephardic temple with catering by Pats?"

Stop by my live cam.

I’ve now had the pleasure of undergoing two ritual circumsicions. In 1993, I was the Reform rabbi’s first. This time I was about number 400. I say you can never get pricked too many times down there.

Jim says: "It is called Hatafat Dam Brit and is the equivalent of circumcision for someone who is already circumcised."

Jeff emails: "Generally I don’t think there’s a lot of theology questions, we didn’t get them either, mostly Shabbat, I remember a muktza question, and some stuff about davening, and about the centrality of buying a seat for the High Holidays at premium costs (just kidding, though Jane likes to joke about the mandatory “pay to pray” commandment).

"So is your new the conversion in some way linked to the apple shirt you are wearing? Not an “I just went to the mikva and all I got to take off was this stupid T shirt” t shirt?"

Here’s some background on my conversion to Judaism.

I am currently banned from Aish Ha Torah, Young Israel of Century City, Bnai David-Judea, Beth Jacob and Chabad Bais Bezalel.

Matt posts: "You’re also banned from the men’s room at the movie theater at Century City mall. Not all of them. Just the one on the lower floor to the right. Sorry to deliver the bad news. But I thought you should know."

HymenRoth:  New Jew!
HymenRoth:  Yoo hoo you new jew.
HymenRoth:  Are the shiducs rolling in?
YourMoralLeader:  no
HymenRoth:  Does your name go up on a list?
HymenRoth:  Do they welcome you to the temple with new zeal?
HymenRoth:  Now that you are Jewish, if you go to med school you can get yourself an asian honey like most Jews these days
HymenRoth:  Luke needs a shidduch
HymenRoth:  As an authentic Jew, he needs an authentic Jew-ess
guest11:  let him be, he seems too be a nice guy…

HymenRoth:  Did they get their pound of flesh?
zappa:  HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You’ll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and f**k off.
HymenRoth:  Jewish women must be wondering "how much did they leave behind?"

palestine4ever:  wtf luke
palestine4ever:  damn you
palestine4ever:  i could have helped you out when the Day of the Rope comes but not anymore
palestine4ever:  =(
palestine4ever:  that’s okay, you’ll someday learn that persian women wear lace under their hijabs and this world of infinite unibrow pleasure is now denied to you

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Law Vs Medicine

A lawyer friend emails: Regarding my own experience, I’m a bit of a nerd, and I do not flash my money or drive an expensive car. Perhaps this is to my detriment. On the other hand, I did retire at age 50. At this age, given the choice of seven deadly sins to pursue, I pursue sloth. Had I pursued lust or avarice, I would have made different choices in life, possibly with different results.

I don’t think doctors do as well as lawyers financially unless they go into lucrative specialties such as surgery. Had I continued to practice law, I would earn more than my psychiatrist or my regular doctor. With the coming healthcare reforms, doctors will fare even worse.

As their monetary fortunes sink, I suspect their drawing power as potential mates will shrink.

Chaim Amalek emails: Maybe so amongst the middle aged, but as I recall from my youth, med students and young doctors were much sought after by the best women (ie., the genuinely beautiful smart and friendly), and proved to be more likely to marry them, have lots of kids, and otherwise seem happy than the lawyers I knew and know (who seem to be a pretty miserable lot).

Fred emails: You raise an interesting question, young Chaim. Lawyers have a high rate of depression and substance abuse. They are combative for a living. I don’t know whether law practice warps their personality and makes them divisive and combative, or whether law attracts combative divisive people. I assume it is a mixture of both.

It’s like the question: does engineering turn people into nerds, or do nerds gravitate to engineering.

However, the legal profession surpassed the medical profession in terms of financial reward long ago. I assume that money is the main draw for college age females, and that female money radar is finely tuned to detect the future presence of lucre, and that is the main draw. As for whether the attraction of money overshadows other things I’m not so sure.

At least in California, many doctors are part of clock-watching, bean-counting organizations that carefully time how long a doctor spends with a patient, and constantly tries to make him/her see more patients per hour. Being a general practitioner is almost like being a factory worker. Doctor salaries have been kept down.

In the legal profession, the counterpart financial pressure is to increase billing quotas. However, unlike the medical profession, supply and demand (or some other economic force) has pushed legal compensation through the roof (although the recession has put the brakes on that trend, and may have even reversed it slightly).

I fear I am too old to know what college age females chase nowadays. I will let you know, however, if they begin to pursue burnt-out ex-lawyers who would be going through a mid-life crisis if they weren’t so cheap and lazy.

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Las Vegas Jewish Newspaper Folds

Report:

Next week’s celebration of the Jewish New Year will mark the end of an era for readers of the Jewish Reporter.

The newspaper will cease publication after 33 years of reporting on such local news as religious celebrations and charitable outreach programs — and on subjects as weighty as international politics and tenets of the Jewish faith.

The free newspaper, which published 17,000 copies as often as twice a month, is being pinched out of business by a stingy economy and competition for funding with other community programs.

“The Jewish Reporter was an important institution for our community,” said Elliot B. Karp, president and CEO of the United Jewish Community/Jewish Federation of Las Vegas, which published the newspaper.

“The newspaper has served us well and we’re proud of it. But we’re enthusiastically looking to a new era of communicating and maintaining contact with our community.”

A drop in donations to the federation — also a sign of the times — hastened the decision to shutter the paper, Karp said.

“We had to reevaluate our priorities,” he said. “Are the dollars that went to publishing the Reporter better used to help people? The answer to that was, yes.”

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