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I’m Trying Out My Summer Bathing Suits Live On Cam!

Click here to watch and chat with the gedolim as we analyze which outfits suit me best: ChaimAmalek:  Blessed be this chat room.  Or is that too goyish a blessing? ChaimAmalek:  "May the All-Mighty keep our discourse Holy" ChaimAmalek:  I … Continue reading

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Whole Truth

Whole Foods seems to be engaged in some incredible self-congratulation. In the ultimate "green" PR stunt, the company is boasting about its use of 100% recycled paper bags. To consumers, this promotion sounds wonderful: its a futher feel-good measure by … Continue reading

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Gur Hasidim In LA?

Joe emails: "Hi Mr. Ford, I enjoy your site on the internet very much.  I have a question that I think you may be able to assist me with.  Is there a Gur shul in Los Angeles??  I assume there … Continue reading

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‘Thanks to the Lord for giving me this Mexican to water my lawn and blow my leaves away’

I’ve got the Luke Ford Fan Blogger in my live cam chat tonight (then Eliot Stein joined us): CXXX:  so how long does luke actually sit on here at night? Wookie:  should pull out a belt for s**ts and giggles … Continue reading

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Come To Me

I’m recreating Studio 54 at the hovel. I’ve imitated Dudley Moore’s get-up in 1978’s Foul Play. I’m setting everything up so the men dance on one side of the hovel and the women on the other. A kosher dress code … Continue reading

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