Spirituality In Orthodox Judaism

Joe emails: The basic problem is that there is no way for spirituality to keep up with technology.

Technology is anti-spiritual in a real way.

Yes, it is pretty cool that you can go to a site on your iphone like Yeshivat Har Etzion’s virtual Beit Midrash and read about the truly sublime distinctions in Jewish civil law such as a thief keeping the broken pieces of an item he stole while having to pay back the theft in full in contrast to a bailee being able to deduct from his payment to the owner the value of the broken pieces (of the watched item broken due to negiligence by the bailee) retained by the owner. And, yes, it is way cool to have all of the siddur on your iphone.

But, the fact is that the classic use of this technology is the means employed by tiger woods, namely, scoring with multiple woman by using digital technology in real time.

In days of old, you learned torah from a holy book, in a holy room, with other holy people. Now, the book, the room, even interaction with people, is unnecessary with technology. But spirituality is not a lonely path.

The Rav frets about being a lonely man of faith, but even when you are alone in Judaism, for instance, when you as a man pray separately from a woman (your wife) who you share everything else with including a bathroom, you are with a congregation, you are part of a whole, you are part of a mission. Technology is all about “I” – if you are digital, you can do everything yourself. Even the most senior person at my job knows how to format documents on Word – 30 years ago, the most senior guy would not know how to turn on the typewriter.

Modern orthodoxy, by not first rejecting modernity and then making exceptions as need be, is not congruent. If teenagers at Shalhevet/Yula have an Iphone, and they go to movies, and they watch TV, they are going to be sending naughty text messages on their Iphone, and likely using the same Iphone to set reminders to count Sephira. Technology is just too anti-values to work. Again, your observers hating the “educational system” for not instilling the a prior value of Judaism is hating the players and not hating the game.

The game in MO is simply to obey the code of jewish law, but not to stick out in society like a fifth wheel. Well, the fact is as a truly orthodox jew, can you really go to Las Vegas, what with the drinking, prostitutes, gambling, etc? I do not think so – now Vegas is an extreme example, but what about MO jews who take their kids to a beach with women dressed in bikinis that are essentially floss and two bandages? What about going to colleges where a significant part of the education is scoring with the opposite sex without strings attached.

Congruence is critical and MO lacks it and that is why the MO shuls do not grow as fast as right wing shuls. Kids are not stupid, and they realize that keeping kosher under all circumstances is silly when the difficulty of obtaining kosher food far outweighs any immediate gratification that techonology makes us all accustomed to.

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Jews & Goldman Sachs

Chaim Amalek writes: More troubling is the current spate of attacks on Goldman Sachs (and who here remembers Joe McCarthy?). Personally, I think that a world without Goldman Sachs would be a world in which the living would envy the dead. But many of the goyim disagree, and viewing GS (“Wall Street”) as one of the central pillars of Jewish Power in America (the three legs being entertainment, Wall Street, and the news media, each of which is disproportionately in Jewish hands, baruch HaShem) wish it ill. Hatred of GS is a kind of socially acceptable stand-in for antisemitism.

So remember, Yidden, when you attack Goldman Sachs, it is as if you were attacking die dritte Bais Hamikdosh.

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Letter in Response to Criticism of Sinai Temple’s Unity Concert

Bryan Berkette emails: Dear Robert and Susanne,

I received an email from you yesterday (see below) that was well written but left me disappointed and distressed. You were upset that Tuesday

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The Time Of Trouble

I’ve found that I get the most exciting stories from the people with the least going on in their lives.

You talk to homeless people and they’ll tell you about government satellites beaming subliminal messages into their brains. By contrast, the average bloke with a wife, kids and mortgage doesn’t have much time for chitchat.

I grew up in a religion, Seventh-Day Adventism, that was obsessed with its persecution. They saw a Time of Trouble ahead where the government would pass Sunday laws (mandating the observance of the Sabbath on Sunday) and Adventists would have to flee to the hills to escape persecution and hang out their without showers until Jesus came again.

It was very exciting to believe that the world was about to come to an end, that we were the highest revelation of divine truth to humanity, that we were God’s Chosen People, and as long as I could believe this, I didn’t give in to my frustrations that Seventh-Day Adventists were about as relevant to the world as the Amish.

So I’d go to these meetings about the Time of Trouble and I learned about how God’s people would be persecuted and then I’d catch a ride home again.

And guess what? There never was a security guard out front to keep the evil people from wiping us out. I never had to pass through scanners to make sure nobody was carrying weapons. And nobody molested us on the way home.

I never encountered hatred of Adventists, just some right-thinking people who were tired of being handed tracts and hit up for donations “so we can tell the world who Jesus is.”

As Reverend Sam Kinison pointed out, the world knows who Jesus is, so go get a job.

There’s no question that Adventism is a lot easier to live than Orthodox Judaism. There’s no law in Adventism, for instance, against eating food prepared by non-Adventists. You can turn lights off and on all Sabbath if you want and it won’t imperil your eternal salvation.

If you go to an SDA day school, your schedule will typically go from 8:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. If you go to an Orthodox day school, your schedule will be about three hours longer each day.

On the other hand, Judaism embodies values that evil people hate. The world’s worst people will try to start their dirty work by going after Jews. The Ahmadinejads of the world don’t send out assassination squads targeting Adventists or the Amish. You don’t have haters of Adventists who go shoot up SDA schools or museums.

I love being part of a people at the center of what is going on in the world. As an Adventist, by contrast, I felt irrelevant once the fancy rhetoric about the Time of Trouble wore off. I didn’t see a world where leading playwrights, novelists, painters, politicians, military strategists, financiers, journalists, academics, etc were Adventist. When I go to shul, I get to mix with some extraordinary people, folks who were at the White House that past week or had written a hit movie, or had memorized the entire Torah.

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I Fear My Blogging Is Not Compatible With My Religion

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Lonely Man Of Faith

I’m every bit as lonely in my faith as the Rav Joseph Ber Soloveitchik but at least I don’t go around developing fancy philosophical systems based on my dysfunction.

I’ve done some bad things in my life. I even directed a porn movie. But when I stand before my Creator, He won’t accuse me of creating drones of Modern Orthodox rabbis programmed to intone ten times a day, “I was a talmid of the Rav.”

I’m a pretty easy-going bloke. It’s very hard to get me riled up. I lead a traditional Jewish life. I study the sacred text all day (except for when I’m doing other things). I bother no one and no one bothers me. But when it comes to fancy shmancy Modern Orthodox intellectuals creating systems of rights for the sodomite, the trangendered and women rabbis, well, frankly, I blame the Rav.

The Rav has no influence on the way ordinary Jews lead their lives, but he inspired thousands of Modern Orthodox rabbis to lose themselves in a Lithuanian-German intellectual abstraction completely divorced from the real challenges to their religion brought about by the Enlightenment.

The Rav’s fancy theorizing has been so intoxicating to generations of rabbis that they conceive of themselves as redoubtable intellectuals confronting modernity with the eternal truths of Torah. That’s nonsense. Modern Orthodoxy is more frightened of modernity than ever. And why? Because its best minds have been absorbed in intellectual masturbation.

Sixty years ago, existentialism was all the rage in intellectual circles. Then the bubble popped. People moved on. And the end result of all this existentialism? Zero.

For the past 50 years, the Rav has been the dominant intellectual of Modern Orthodoxy. One day this bubble will pop. Rabbis will move on. And the end result of all this lonely intellectualizing? Zero.

I’m a gentle soul. I’d rather sin with a shiksa than say an unkind word about a fellow Jew, but this “Lonely Man of Faith” pose infuriates me.

If the Rav had been an atheistic communist, he would’ve been just as lonely. In the Rav’s mind, he was lonely because he was so brilliant. In my mind, he was lonely because he was afraid to step out of his narrow intellectual system.

I know poses. I live poses. I’ll tell you until I’m blue in the face that my loneliness is the direct result of my keen insights into the universe, but that doesn’t mean that thousands should emulate me.

Listen. You’ve got to believe me. You’re all individuals. You’re all different. Now go and sin no more.

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Time Flies

The last image is saddest of all…

Val Kilmer

Mickey Rourke

Brendan Fraser

Russell Crowe

Alec Baldwin

Richard Gere

Roger Moore

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pierce Brosnan

Clint Eastwood

Rod Stewart

Your Moral Leader

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Rabbi Gershon Bess Forbids Consumption Of Most Fish

I wonder if the RCC will force all their restaurants to stop selling fish?

An Orthodox rabbi tells me about Rabbi Bess and the RCC: “These people don’t know what they are talking about when they prohibit these things. The fish are mutar (permitted).”

Report:

The 5TJT has just received word that this past Friday, Rav Elyashiv, Rav Vosner, and Rav Karelitz have all signed upon a Kol Koreh declaring the Anisakis worm to be completely forbidden even when it was found in the flesh of fish.

The three Rabbinic leaders signed the letter after it was proven to them beyond any doubt that the overwhelming majority of the Anisakis worms enter the flesh of the fish through the viscera of the fish itself.

The Rabbis rejected the alternative reading of the Shulchan Aruch Chapter 84 that was promulgated by a number of Rabbis in America and England. In that reading, the author of the Shulchan Aruch categorically states that all worms found in the flesh are permitted to be consumed

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The Lost Meaning Of The Seventh-Day

Cinema Paradiso is my favorite movie. “Six-year-old Salvatore, whose nickname is Toto, discovers his love for films early and spends every free moment at the local moviehouse — Cinema Paradiso, where he develops a friendship with the fatherly projectionist, Alfredo, who takes a shine to the young boy and often lets him watch movies in the projection booth.”

Adventism is my Cinema Paradiso. When I visit, I step back into my youth and feel like I have an opportunity to make peace with my past messes.

When I was an Adventist, I never wanted to grow up to be an Adventist. I always knew I was leaving for the wider world, but there were a lot of people in Adventism who loved me intensely. If you’ve read this blog for any length of time, you know I’m a sponge for attention. I’m a big sucker.

Two types of Adventists used to show me love. Those who loved my dad and those who hated him. Those who loved my dad loved me. That’s obvious. Those who hated my dad treated me great because they wanted to demonstrate to themselves how good they were.

Either way, I got love and attention, and there’s nothing I love better.

Well, maybe it is pretty girls, but there were a ton of them in Adventism. Little and cute and pure. They hadn’t been out and about pulling trains in urban areas.

When I visited Loma Linda September 5 to see my dad speak, I was introduced to Sigve K. Tonstad by his fellow Loma Linda University Religion faculty member Julius Nam.

Today I got in the mail the new book by Dr. Tonstad, The Lost Meaning of the Seventh Day.

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Milken High School Blocks Your Moral Leader

Can you believe that their internet filtering bans this site for sexual content?

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