Lara Logan Sexually Assaulted In Cairo The Day Hosni Mubarak Resigned

Lara Logan’s employer broke this news with her permission. Then it ended with a plea for privacy for Lara and an announcement that Lara and CBS News would have nothing further to say about the story.

But how would Lara Logan and CBS News react to somebody who chose to publicly release a story that most people would want to keep private and then plea for privacy and say they will have no further comment? No self-respecting journalist would have a bar of it.

I guess many journalists such as Lara Logan and CBS News think they are exempt from the scrutiny they deal out to others (particularly those who choose to put themselves on the front page by releasing sensational stories).

Imagine if the White House put out word that Michelle Obama was sexually assaulted for 30 minutes by 200 men in Tahrir Square Feb. 11 and then asked for privacy. Would the press corp respect that? Or would they inquire if she was raped? Would they ask Michelle about it even if she asked for privacy? I think they would.

Lara Logan is as significant a public figure as Michelle Obama.

On his radio show Feb. 16, Dennis Prager said: “This story should be widely reported.”

He read from the the New York Post article.

Dennis: “I think the biggest story here is why CBS did not report it originally. I want to know why CBS didn’t report it. Their chief foreign correspondent is attacked and sexually assaulted by 200 men, God only knows what that means, and sustained serious injuries, and CBS did not report it, that’s a serious story.”

“It is not possible to describe the intensity of anti-Semitism in the Arab world. The Jew-hatred is so great that the worst epithet, worse than dog which is considered a very bad thing in Arab culture, is Jew. The Jew is the scum of the earth throughout the Arab world, particularly east of Morocco. That’s what they’ve been fed since 1948. One can only imagine what the invasion of Israel would entail, the sadism.

“And these are the democracy guys. These are the folks who won. This is after Mubarak resigned.

“We will not rest until we find out why this story stayed quiet.”

“This story is so huge, I can’t get it out of my head… She was attacked sexually by more than 200 men.”

“Tom Friedman is ecstatic about the young people at Tahrir Square. They want liberty.”

“Jew means we can do whatever we want to you because the view of Jews in the Arab world is entirely similar to the view of Jews in Nazi Germany. The media have done an effective job in dehumanizing Jews. Jew means you have lost your humanity, hence you can be treated in a dehumanized manner. That’s one of the many reasons I don’t share any of the mainstream media’s optimism about Egypt. I hope I’m wrong but I don’t see the slightest evidence for it.”

The New York Post reports:

“60 Minutes” correspondent Lara Logan was repeatedly sexually assaulted by thugs yelling, “Jew! Jew!” as she covered the chaotic fall of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak in Cairo’s main square Friday, CBS and sources said yesterday.

The TV crew with Logan, who is also the network’s chief foreign correspondent, had its cameras rolling moments before she was dragged off — and caught her on tape looking tense and trying to head away from a crowd of men behind her in Tahrir Square.

…A network source told The Post that her attackers were screaming, “Jew! Jew!” during the assault. And the day before, Logan had told Esquire.com that Egyptian soldiers hassling her and her crew had accused them of “being Israeli spies.” Logan is not Jewish.

In Friday’s attack, she was separated from her colleagues and attacked for between 20 to 30 minutes, The Wall Street Journal said.

Her injuries were described to The Post as “serious.”

CBS went public with the incident only after it became clear that other media outlets were on to it, sources said.

“A call came in from The [Associated Press]” seeking information, a TV-industry source told The Post. “They knew she had been attacked, and they had details. CBS decided to get in front of the story.”

Most network higher-ups didn’t even know how brutal the sexual assault was until a few minutes before the statement went out.

… But after she was assaulted, Logan went back to her hotel, and within two hours — sometime late Friday and into early Saturday — was flown out of Cairo on a chartered network jet, sources said.

She wasn’t taken to a hospital in Egypt because the network didn’t trust local security there, sources said.

And neither CBS nor Logan reported the crime to Egyptian authorities because they felt they couldn’t trust them, either, the sources said. “The way things are there now, they would have ended up arresting her again,” one source said.

What is the difference between sexual assault and rape?

Most often when people hear the words “sexual assault” they think of rape. One might automatically picture a stranger jumping out of the bushes to rape a woman walking home from work late at night. While it is true that rape by a stranger is a form of sexual assault, it is vital to include the wide range of unwanted sexual contacts that many people experience in our definition of these words. Sexual assault can include child sexual abuse, rape, attempted rape, incest, exhibitionism, voyeurism, obscene phone calls, fondling, and sexual harassment.

…Rape is any sexual intercourse with a person without his or her consent.

The Village Voice reports:

Was Lara Logan raped by the insane mob in Cairo last Friday? Most media are shirking their jobs by a careful tiptoe around that key question. Ask women (or men), and they’ll tell you that actual rape is worse than a mauling, even if the beating includes vicious groping. Exactly how much of a sexual assault was it? That matters. If it was actual rape, then the outrage needs to be ratcheted up. Among those not afraid of addressing the question is the New York Post, whose Clemente Lisi reports today:

“The separation and assault lasted for roughly 20 to 30 minutes, said a person familiar with the matter, who added that it was “not a rape.””

Was it or not? If it was, that would take this horrific act way beyond the pale. Despite what CBS and her family and the pusillanimous media say, the need to know trumps privacy.

…Now, was Logan raped last Friday? The Times’s Brian Stelter skirted the question, writing, like almost all the other media, that Logan was “sexually assaulted.” Was it rape, or was the sexual component of the vicious attack considerably less than that? Were there chants of “Jew! Jew” (even though she’s not Jewish) while she was being attacked? It’s also possible that she was sexually assaulted in every which way but rape. Yes, almost as bad, but still not as bad as rape.

The AP says: “The Associated Press does not name victims of a sexual assault unless the victim agrees to it.”

Gawker reports: “The fact that the network didn’t announce this for four days—and the apparent haste with which the statement (all typos in the original) was composed—seem to indicate that someone was ready to break this story today.”

Howard Kurtz reports: “Sources familiar with the situation say Logan has recovered to the point that she was expected to be released from the hospital Tuesday night or Wednesday and reunited with her two young children. She is described as being in remarkably good spirits despite her ordeal.”

Why would a news organization put a hot chick former model into such a dangerous situation?

I guess they don’t want to discriminate against hotness even when that hotness will likely get their reporter into trouble.

According to the New York Daily News: “At least 140 reporters have been injured or killed covering Egypt since Jan. 30, according to the Committee to Protect Journalists.”

ABC News reports: “On Tuesday, four days after the assault she was still “in the hospital recovering.” She later left the hospital.”

“She is the mother of two young children.”

I wonder if Egypt will develop into a thriving democracy where reporters can operate freely?

The New York Times reports:

When she returned to Cairo on Feb. 10, she told the Web site of Esquire magazine that her team included one security staff member. Equipped with expensive cameras and bright lights, television news crews regularly travel with security experts who assess threats in dangerous locations.

There is little information available about instances of sexual assault affecting journalists. In an article for the Columbia Journalism Review in 2007, the writer, Judith Matloff, wrote that foreign correspondents rarely tell anyone, “even when the abuse is rape.”

(CBSNews):

On Friday February 11, the day Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak stepped down, CBS correspondent Lara Logan was covering the jubilation in Tahrir Square for a “60 Minutes” story when she and her team and their security were surrounded by a dangerous element amidst the celebration. It was a mob of more than 200 people whipped into frenzy.

In the crush of the mob, she was separated from her crew. She was surrounded and suffered a brutal and sustained sexual assault and beating before being saved by a group of women and an estimated 20 Egyptian soldiers. She reconnected with the CBS team, returned to her hotel and returned to the United States on the first flight the next morning. She is currently in the hospital recovering.

There will be no further comment from CBS News and correspondent Logan and her family respectfully request privacy at this time.

Garance Franke-Ruta writes for The Atlantic:

Most mainstream American news outlets have a policy of not naming the survivors of sexual assault and it is hard to imagine that CBS would have issued this statement, which landed like a thunderbolt in the close-knit media world, without Logan’s permission. That makes her one very brave woman, as news of the attack ricocheted across Twitter and newspapers with lightning speed.

The Columbia Journalism Review in 2007 published a lengthy look at the risk of sexual assault and harassment female foreign correspondents face while on assignment overseas. It’s lede describes a situation that sounds similar to that faced by Logan, though with a quicker intervention from Good Samaritans:

The photographer was a seasoned operator in South Asia. So when she set forth on an assignment in India, she knew how to guard against gropers: dress modestly in jeans secured with a thick belt and take along a male companion. All those preparations failed, however, when an unruly crowd surged and swept away her colleague. She was pushed into a ditch, where several men set upon her, tearing at her clothes and baying for sex. They ripped the buttons off her shirt and set to work on her trousers.

“My first thought was my cameras,” recalls the photographer, who asked to remain anonymous. “Then it was, ‘Oh my God, I’m going to be raped.’ ” With her faced pressed into the soil, she couldn’t shout for help, and no one would have heard her anyway above the mob’s taunts. Suddenly a Good Samaritan in the crowd pulled the photographer by the camera straps several yards to the feet of some policemen who had been watching the scene without intervening. They sneered at her exposed chest, but escorted her to safety.

Richard Cohen writes for the Washington Post:

Say what you will about New York’s celebrated tabloids, they know news when they see it. This is why both the New York Daily News and the New York Post devoted their front pages to the sexual assault by a mob in Cairo of CBS correspondent Lara Logan. Say what you will about CBS, it either doesn’t know what news is or felt that the privacy of an employee was more important than its obligation to inform the public. It has it backwards.

Logan was sexually assaulted Feb. 11. CBS did not report the incident until yesterday, which was Feb. 16.

The New York Post reports June 26, 2008:

Sexy CBS siren Lara Logan spent her days covering the heat of the Iraq war – but that was nothing compared to the heat of her nights.

The “60 Minutes” reporter and former swimsuit model apparently courted two beaus while she was in Baghdad, and has been labeled a homewrecker for allegedly destroying the marriage of a civilian contractor there, sources said.

Passions got so hot in the combat zone that one of her lovers, Joe Burkett, brawled in a Baghdad “safe house” with her other paramour, CNN war reporter Michael Ware, a source said.

The wife of Burkett, a US Embassy worker, claims the sultry 37-year-old correspondent seduced him while bullets flew overhead.

Burkett’s wife, Kimberly, also accuses Logan of teaming up with him to take her 3-year-old daughter away, according to the source.

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Loving God Means Hating Evil

On his show today, Dennis says he feels more vindicated than ever in his skepticism about the revolution in Egypt. He praises reporting in the WSJ and National Review on Egypt and comparing what major liberals said when Ayatolla Khomeini came to power in Iran.

From Dennis Prager.com:

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 Radio Show
H1: Wrong Again?
Prager H1: Thirty years ago, liberals predicted a glorious new dawn of freedom following the Iranian Revolution. They were wrong. Are they wrong again about Egypt?.. A major league pitcher refuses to take millions owed to him in his contract. He didn’t earn it, so he doesn’t want it.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 Radio Show
H2: Fiscal Discipline
Prager H2: This year’s budget was a chance for the President to lead on deficit reduction. Instead, he’s increasing the deficit… The UK releases a terrorist implicated in the murders of 52 Britons after five years in prison… Dennis talks to Rick Santorum, former Pennsylvania senator and now senior fellow at the Ethics and Public Policy Center about Egypt and the budget… Nancy Pelosi’s “green initiative” for the Congressional dining room didn’t help anybody. It’s a perfect case study of Leftist feel-goodism… Democrats want to ban smokeless tobacco in baseball.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 Radio Show
H3: Ultimate Issues Hour: Hating Evil
Prager H3: To love God one has to hate evil. This is the fourth installment in Dennis’s series on explaining key concepts from the Bible.

Monday, February 14, 2011 Radio Show
H1: Back in the USA
Prager H1: Dennis returns from his two week listener cruise with thoughts on travel and the evils of communism… What are the chances of a good outcome in Egypt?

Monday, February 14, 2011 Radio Show
H2: Pessimistic about Egypt
Prager H2: Dennis continues to discuss possible futures for Egypt. The Liberal media is full of optimism toward that country’s democratic future; Dennis doesn’t share their sunny view.

Monday, February 14, 2011 Radio Show
H3: More on Viet Name and Egypt
Prager H3: Dennis continues to reflect on his trip and the future of Egypt.

Biodegradable Forks and Tasteless Food

Nancy Pelosi’s “green initiative” for the Congressional dining room didn’t help anybody. A perfect case study of Leftist feel-goodism.

Al Qaeda Operative Released after Five Years in London Jail

Yeah, this terrorist cooperated with authorities. But five years? 52 people were murdered. Does anybody serve serious time for anything in the UK?

KC Pitcher Doesn’t Want Millions He Didn’t Earn

Gil Meche, a pitcher for the KC Royals, is owed $12M by the club. But Meche, who has decided to retire because of injuries, doesn’t think he deserves the money and won’t take it. Is it coincidence that Meche is religious?

FLASHBACK: Liberals Predict New Dawn of Freedom from Iranian Revolution

National Review provides a valuable list of confident predictions about the Iranian Revolution. Liberals were certain it was the dawn of a new day of freedom. They were wrong… Brett Stephens of The Wall Street Journal makes the same observation.

Henninger: Can Egypt Turn Out Well?

Daniel Henninger offers another reason why not to be optimistic about the future of Egypt. It’s also a cautionary tale for the USA. When a populace becomes dependent the government for jobs, it doesn’t grow.

Muslim Brotherhood: Let’s Bring Back Stoning

Feeling optimistic about Egypt? This statement by the spokesman for the Muslim Brotherhood might throw some cold water on your optimism.
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The False God Of Communism

Dennis Prager writes:

It was difficult to control my emotions — specifically, my anger — during my visit to Vietnam last week. The more I came to admire the Vietnamese people — their intelligence, love of life, dignity and hard work — the more rage I felt for the communists who brought them (and, of course, us Americans) so much suffering in the second half of the 20th century.

Unfortunately, communists still rule the country. Yet, Vietnam today has embraced the only way that exists to escape poverty, let alone to produce prosperity: capitalism and the free market. So what exactly did the 2 million Vietnamese who died in the Vietnam War die for? I would like to ask one of the communist bosses who run Vietnam that question. “Comrade, you have disowned everything your Communist party stood for: communal property, collectivized agriculture, central planning and militarism, among other things. Looking back, then, for what precisely did your beloved Ho Chi Minh and your party sacrifice millions of your fellow Vietnamese?”

There is no good answer. There are only a lie and a truth, and the truth is not good.

The lie is the response offered by the Vietnamese communists and which was repeated, like virtually all communist lies, by the world’s non-communist left. It was (and continues to be) taught in virtually every Western university and was and continues to be spread by virtually every news medium on the planet: The Vietnam communists, i.e., the North Vietnamese and the Viet Cong, were merely fighting for national independence against foreign control of their country.

First, they fought the French, then the Japanese and then the Americans. American baby boomers will remember being told over and over that Ho Chi Minh was Vietnam’s George Washington, that he loved the American Constitution, after which he modeled his own, and wanted nothing more than Vietnamese independence.

Here is the truth: Every communist dictator in the world has been a megalomaniacal, cult of personality, power hungry, bloodthirsty thug. Ho Chi Minh was no different. He murdered his opponents, tortured only God knows how many innocent Vietnamese, threatened millions into fighting for him — yes, for him and his blood soaked Vietnamese Communist Party, backed by the greatest murderer of all time, Mao Zedong. But the moral idiots in America chanted “Ho, ho, Ho Chi Minh” at antiwar rallies, and they depicted America as the real murderers of Vietnamese — “Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?”

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Parasha Ki Tisa (Exodus 30:11-34:35)

I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam and YouTube.

This week’s parasha is Ki Tisa (Exodus 30:11-34:35).

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The Disfigured Man In Saigon

Dennis Prager posts on his FB page:

I need to tell you about this photo. It is quite a story. On Thursday late afternoon, I returned to the ship, while Allen and my wife Sue decided to walk around an upscale shopping district in Saigon, Vietnam. When Allen decided to also return to the ship Sue continued to wander around in the city. When I saw Sue later that night at dinner, she told me that she had done something she was deeply ashamed of. A man with a hideously disfigured face gently touched her on the arm, clearly begging for a little money. As Sue turned and glimpsed the man’s face, she had what is probably not an uncommon reaction: she let out a little gasp, quickly averted her gaze, and picked up her pace to distance herself from him as fast as possible. She said in that instant she actually felt frightened by his appearance, a face that resembled something out of a Hollywood horror film.
Allen, hearing Sue’s story, then said that he, too, had seen this man, and that he had never seen such a grotesquely disfigured face (expand the photo to its original full size and you still don’t really appreciate how disfigured; according to both Sue and Allen, the 2-D photo just doesn’t capture the full horror of the man’s mummified appearance). He, however, did give the man money. Sue could not stop thinking about what she considered a hurtful response to a man who deserved her compassion, not revulsion. She was so troubled by her behavior that after a fitful night she got up early Friday morning and went back to that area of Saigon hoping to find the man. She hired a “bicycle taxi” driver who spoke some English. The man knew exactly who Sue was looking for, as he begs for money in that area of the city regularly.
After 45 minutes of peddling through the area, the driver said he would make one more circle around the marketplace since Sue had to be back at the boat to leave for the airport (we flew to Cambodia in the afternoon). Sure enough, after nearly an hour of searching, the taxi driver spotted the man. Sue spoke to the man through the driver, who acted as interpreter. She first offered her heartfelt apology to him for the way she’d reacted to him the previous evening, then asked him what had happened to him. Neither Allen nor the cycle-taxi driver had thought he was old enough to have been wounded in the war, but they were wrong. His name is pronounced “yah-ohm,” and he is 61 years-old. He was a soldier during the Vietnam War when a bomb exploded in his face. He suffered terrible burns and the loss of his right eye. They had a warm exchange, and Sue gave him a hundred dollars — probably what he gets in a month. The story had a happy ending, but, of course, tomorrow this man will wake up once again, as he has for the last 40 years, to the knowledge that people will have to force themselves to look at him. And many simply won’t.

I hope you’re not getting tired of pictures of me because I could not resist sending this one. It was taken in Malaysia on the island of Borneo. I was walking around town in the vast Sunday market when I came across people posing with a giant python around them. Having never encountered a 12-foot python outside of a zoo exhibit, I figured, “What’s the worst that can happen?” Not thinking through the answer to that question, I had the python put around me to the delight of the local onlookers who were, I think, more transfixed by the giant white man than by the giant python. Anyway, until my new friend started turning toward me with jaws gaping, I felt perfectly safe. I only hoped Allen got at least one good photo for Facebook. He did. The next stop was Vietnam, and that report – a very heartfelt and serious one — comes next. Thanks for all your comments. And don’t forget to read my latest column (see below) on visiting my hundredth country.

Feb. 1: Hello everyone from Hong Kong, where my 2011 listener cruise begins. If there is a more fun place in the world, I haven’t been there — and I’ve been to 98 countries! It is essentially the world’s largest mall. Anything you can imagine buying — and a lot you cannot imagine — is sold here by cheerful, hard working, ho…nest Chinese, many of whom work in the stores until 11:00 PM each day. In the attached photo, I asked a group of taxi drivers if I could pose with them. They responded with such enthusiasm, it was if a long lost friend had returned.

Feb. 2: Hello everyone from aboard the ship with 200 listeners, now sailing to the Philippines. Just spent two wonderful days in Taiwan. This was my third visit to what I still refer to as Free China — because that is what it is. And, as in Hong Kong, the friendliness and joyful spirit of the people was noted by everyone of us. In the accompanying photo Sue and I are posing for a photo in a village in southern Taiwan. I had offered to photograph a Chinese couple, and afterward the man offered to photograph Sue and me. In this village the four of us who went from the ship were the only foreigners. No one spoke English, yet we felt entirely comfortable. If anyone knows what the Chinese sign says, please let me know.

Dennis Prager writes: If you love liberty, you must target the left and put its totalitarian tendencies in your cross hairs. We must shoot down political correctness and wage a crusade for truth and liberty. All those ladies and gentlemen who cherish personal and societal freedom must fight like great Indian chiefs, braving secondhand smoke if need be, in affirming a masculinity that has been under relentless attack. And yes, we must even endure the taunts of our foes and, at the appropriate time of the year, wish fellow Americans a “Merry Christmas.”

Then, and only then, will we be able to vanquish lies, defeat the foes of liberty, and once again be able to proudly sing a national anthem that affirms that “the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.”

If we don’t, that line in “The Star-Spangled Banner” will go the way of “Merry Christmas.”

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Dennis Prager Returns To The Air After A Two Week Vacation

From DennisPrager.com:

Monday, February 14, 2011 Radio Show
H1: Back in the USA
Prager H1: Dennis returns from his two week listener cruise with thoughts on travel and the evils of communism… What are the chances of a good outcome in Egypt?

Monday, February 14, 2011 Radio Show
H2: Pessimistic about Egypt
Prager H2: Dennis continues to discuss possible futures for Egypt. The Liberal media is full of optimism toward that country’s democratic future; Dennis doesn’t share their sunny view.

Monday, February 14, 2011 Radio Show
H3: More on Viet Name and Egypt
Prager H3: Dennis continues to reflect on his trip and the future of Egypt.

Daniel Henninger offers another reason why not to be optimistic about the future of Egypt. It’s also a cautionary tale for the USA. When a populace becomes dependent the government for jobs, it doesn’t grow.

Feeling optimistic about Egypt? This statement by the spokesman for the Muslim Brotherhood might throw some cold water on your optimism.

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Luke Ford Torah Study Doll Hits 10,000 Units Sold!

Shomerica, America’s number one company for products for the Orthodx Jewish Shomer community is pleased to announce it has shipped 10,000 units of its Luke Ford Torah Study Companion Doll.

“Our demographic research showed that many Shomer Jews sought Torah study partners, but were leary of the cross gender contact that might occur”, said marketing director, Michael Kravitz. “We recognized that the morbidly obese shut-ins were being under served and found a match with lukeford.net readers. The Luke doll provides the security of studying with one of the net’s most admired Torah scholars.”

The testimonials pour in:

I take my Luke Torah study doll everywhere. When I cruise my neighborhood with it in my passenger seat I can feel the envy of my neighbors as they see me with such a pious looking man. – Esther H., Beverly Hills

The Luke doll is an answer to my prayers. My crippling obesity has rendered me unable to get out of bed, but it no longer prevents me from studying with a partner, such a handsome partner. Thank you Shomerica!” – Hannah M. , Tel Aviv

This will be my best Valentine’s Day ever! I shall dress my Luke doll in a fine black suit and yarmulke and proudly take him to yeshiva. – Joan K. , New York City

Shomerica proudly announces its second Orthodox doll the Rabbs 3000 available June 2011.

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You Know You’re A Yeshiva Dropout When…

Sol Auerbach writes to Heshy Fried: ‎1) you almost forget that sex is in any way “bad” 2) you worry more about your health then your frumkeit 3) you stop pushing things off a half hour “because you must daven or learn a few minutes a day” 4) your kippah size almost fades into oblivion 5) you stop continuously looking over your shoulders when you enter a movie, comedy club, strip/dance club 6) you don’t feel guilty for masturbating

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Humbled By The Rabbi

I’ve been camming on camstreams.com since early 2008. The quality is usually atrocious.

For the past few months, Rabbi Rabbs has urged me to switch to USTREAM.

“Well, you show me the way,” I said, believing the quality would be no better on there.

Well, tonight, Rabbi Rabbs showed me the way. USTREAM is a superior stream. I am switching to it.

And next time, I might listen to the rabbi with more of an open mind.

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Luke Ford: Unlicensed Sex Addiction Specialist

Concerned writes: Luke, we’ve been reading how Charlie Sheen is undergoing rehab at home for drug/alcohol addiction, but what about his other vice? **** stars.

Maybe you could offer Mr. Sheen insight on how you kicked the **** **** habit? How did you handle the cravings, the withdrawal? Help a brother out, Luke. Call Charlie now.

Khunrum emails: I suggest these “craving and withdrawals” are a product of bad Alexander Technique. Obviously Charlie isn’t utilizing correct posture as he bends over the coffee table to snort lines. I suggest a month at the Hovel hanging with Luke and Rabbi Rabbs. Luke for the Alexander, Rabbs for spiritual guidance. As for women, FORGETABOUTIT. No self respecting hooker would set foot in the Hovel and besides, there’s barely enough room for Luke, Rabbs and Charlie. Good idea?

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