You Know You’re A Yeshiva Dropout When…

Sol Auerbach writes to Heshy Fried: ‎1) you almost forget that sex is in any way “bad” 2) you worry more about your health then your frumkeit 3) you stop pushing things off a half hour “because you must daven or learn a few minutes a day” 4) your kippah size almost fades into oblivion 5) you stop continuously looking over your shoulders when you enter a movie, comedy club, strip/dance club 6) you don’t feel guilty for masturbating

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