Concerned writes: Luke, we’ve been reading how Charlie Sheen is undergoing rehab at home for drug/alcohol addiction, but what about his other vice? **** stars.
Maybe you could offer Mr. Sheen insight on how you kicked the **** **** habit? How did you handle the cravings, the withdrawal? Help a brother out, Luke. Call Charlie now.
Khunrum emails: I suggest these “craving and withdrawals” are a product of bad Alexander Technique. Obviously Charlie isn’t utilizing correct posture as he bends over the coffee table to snort lines. I suggest a month at the Hovel hanging with Luke and Rabbi Rabbs. Luke for the Alexander, Rabbs for spiritual guidance. As for women, FORGETABOUTIT. No self respecting hooker would set foot in the Hovel and besides, there’s barely enough room for Luke, Rabbs and Charlie. Good idea?