Tag Archives: Torah

Running Into Rabbi Yitz Ethshalom At Ralphs

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

Sunday night. I hire someone to install wordpress for me on a website I’m running that’s registered and hosted at domain.com. Five hours later, wordpress is still not installed because the server keeps cutting out. In a rage, I switch … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged alienation, cinema city, city film festival, emmanuel levinas, heart to heart, luxury home, martin buber, rabbi, ralphs, recompense, red carpet, rrrr, sages, shul, sneer, Torah, true feelings, yelp, yelps, yitz | Comments Off

Yiddish Theater: A Love Story

Posted on March 9, 2008 by Luke Ford

Sunday morning, I catch a screening at the Laemmle theater in Santa Monica. In it, a professor of Yiddish at Vilnius University in Lithuania, an absolute bear of a man, talks about immigrant Jews wanting their children to speak English … Continue reading →

Posted in Hollywood | Tagged 1980s, Artscroll, bar ilan, civilization, dead today, immigrant jews, jewish culture, jewish expression, jewish history, jewish holiday, jewish identity, jewish law, ladino, laemmle theater, lingua franca, love story, man talks, privilege, radical politics, roger wolfson, rudoff, Santa Monica, sixty years, Torah, tv writer, vilnius university, western wall, yiddish accent, yiddish culture, yiddish theater | Comments Off

The Life Of Luke Live On Cam!

Posted on March 8, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m gonna give a sign tonight in the chat room. Those who will understand will understand and will know just what to do to hasten the ultimate redemption. As the prophet said, "From the Hovel will go forth the Torah … Continue reading →

Posted in Articles | Tagged best behavior, chat room, english girl, Google, hovel, interesting articles, jewish perspective, nbsp, oy, prophet, redemption, Ron Paul, Sabbath, scoop, search bar, shame, Shmuley Boteach, sundown, tefillin, Torah | Comments Off

Sh’ma Ysrael! Watch Luke Ford Live On The Hovel Cam As He Recites His Morning Prayers

Posted on March 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

Join Torah Jews and righteous Gentiles from around the world as we uncover the true meaning of prayer. The things the rabbis never taught you! Please join! I need a virtual minyan (ten men, sheilas don’t count) to say certain … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged bracha, ford, forehead, free pair, gentiles, hovel, Jews, knives, luke ford, meaning of prayer, mental deterioration, minyan, morning prayers, night vision goggles, Rabbis, sidelocks, silence of the lambs, Torah, true hollywood story, true meaning, waist down | Comments Off

The Tiger and the Pussycat

Posted on March 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

I love pussycats but sometimes I like to run with the tigers. The problem with tigers is that they sometimes claw you and often turn out to be quite deranged. That’s kinda cool in small contained doses — hey, live … Continue reading →

Posted in Dating | Tagged bad woman, chicks, Divorce, drift, good woman, jews for jesus, mom, nbsp, nine years, preference, sages, shabbat, shabbos, shiksas, skirt, strong belief, tiger, tigers, Torah, wild on the streets, zoo | Comments Off

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