The Life Of Luke Live On Cam!

I’m gonna give a sign tonight in the chat room. Those who will understand will understand and will know just what to do to hasten the ultimate redemption.

As the prophet said, "From the Hovel will go forth the Torah and the word of the L-rd from Pico/Robertson."

Frank: yo
Luzdedos1: yo
Frank: whats up
Luzdedos1: 0
Luzdedos1: u?
Frank: extremely depressed
Luzdedos1: u need community
Frank: levi, where can i find such community
Luzdedos1: shul
Frank: i went. they asked for money. i left

guest8:  is your site working?
YourMoralLeader:  bad noise gone now
guest4:  ahhhhh.
YourMoralLeader:  all sound gone too
YourMoralLeader:  isn’t my face enough for you?
guest8:  oh, that’s a shame, my daughter wanted to see this.
guest4:  No.
YourMoralLeader:  yo
YourMoralLeader:  bring your daughter in
YourMoralLeader:  it’s safe
YourMoralLeader:  I’ll be on my best behavior
YourMoralLeader:  hi
User guest8 changed their name to maven.
YourMoralLeader:  Teach me from your Torah
marcus:  iowa here
YourMoralLeader:  what’s going on? Give me some scoop!
maven:  I saw a nice vort on Vaykra, if that’s interesting to you…
YourMoralLeader:  i’m blogging my shmuley boteach shabbaton
maven:  oy
maven:  though I bet he could set you up with a nice Chabad English girl
maven:  are you there?
User maven left the room.
marcus:  no search bar on your site?
YourMoralLeader:  top left
marcus:  ok thanks
marcus:  i was just checking to see if you had a opinion on Ron Paul from a Jewish perspective
YourMoralLeader:  i think he’s great
marcus:  quite a few interesting articles to read through on your site.I’ll save to my favorites and take more time on them later.
marcus:  I have a question on the Torah.
marcus:  When does the Sabbath actually start and end?
YourMoralLeader:  30min before sundown/after sundown saturday
marcus:  I get so tired of hearing a majority of people say the Sabbath is Sunday.
marcus:  whats tefillin?
YourMoralLeader:  use google
marcus:  your entry message says "watch me wrap tefillin..
nicolletista:  how was your shabbos levi
guest13:  comb your bangs to the side
guest13:  stop looking at yourself… are you still looking at yourself?
guest13:  why is your face tan and your hands are so white?  weird…
guest13:  don’t you use sunblock?
guest13:  stop picking your nose.
User guest13 changed their name to nanostep.
nanostep:  why is noone chatting in this chatroom.
nanostep:  creepy… they are all just looking at Luke Ford.
nanostep:  …. pick his nose
User Maharet entered the room.
nanostep:  is this working?  halooooo
nicolletista:  luke is doing something else
nicolletista:  i just wanted to know id he had a good sabbath
nanostep:  he looks like he is pondering. ponder ponder ponder…
nanostep:  he likes to touch his hands to his nose.
User nicolletista left the room.
nanostep:  HEY!!! YOU!!! OI!!!
nanostep:  your hands looks so white. writer’s hands? pasty white.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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