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Tag Archives: hovel
Perfecting My Love Nest
Khunrum emails: "Do you think it had anything to do with… on the floor with her head banging into the toilet bowl?" Helpful writes: "Next time turn the hovel cam off." Khunrum emails: "Luke, next time turn off the computer and light … Continue reading
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Come To Me
I’m recreating Studio 54 at the hovel. I’ve imitated Dudley Moore’s get-up in 1978’s Foul Play. I’m setting everything up so the men dance on one side of the hovel and the women on the other. A kosher dress code … Continue reading
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Booty Mixers In Pico/Robertson
I found a new store called "Booty" at 8591 Pico Blvd. It advertises: "The Booty Mixer is every Wed nite 8 – 11p, enjoy the wine, champagne, music and art & couture fashions priced at a steal! 15% off everything … Continue reading
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What Better Way To Get Back At Eliot Than To Hook Up With Luke At The Hovel?
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