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Daily Archives: July 21, 2009
I Want To Prosecute You For Love Crimes
I grew up with a father who had two PhDs. One was in Rhetoric. Dad could take neutral events and make you feel like they were war crimes. He could connect Abraham with Christmas. He could do almost anything rhetorically. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Personal
Tagged neutral events, perpetrator, rhetoric, ss guard, war crimes
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Single Women Preferring Dogs To Men
I’ve noticed a lot of otherwise hot chicks are so into taking care of animals that they are too much trouble to date. They have so many animals around that their place is filled with fleas. Or you ask them … Continue reading
My Glamorous Day
I ran around to four CVS Pharmacies with these instructions: Please make sure to purchase the CVS Essential Plus Liquid Nutrition in Chocolate flavor, and make sure the expiration date on each six pack is at least November 2009. And … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged chocolate flavor, cvs pharmacies, liquid nutrition, six packs, toothbrushes
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How I Learned We Were Breaking Up
Novelist Diana Spechler wrote on her Facebook status update that she was reading an essay on this topic. That inspired me to these painful memories of relationships that came to unexpected endings: * It was a few minutes into the … Continue reading