Category Archives: Satire

My Business Plan

I learned in a recent bootcamp for entrepreneurs that if you fail to plan, you’re planning to fail. Working in conjunction with a personal coach, I came up with and have started to implement the following business plan to get … Continue reading

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Alexander Exercise For Amazing Orgasms!

Just kidding! There’s no such exercise as far as I know. How am I, a humble Alexander teacher, going to compete with videos like this? The path of the righteous is a lonely one. Maybe I could prescribe active rest … Continue reading

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Alexander Teachers Spend Raucous Afternoon Validating Each Other

LOS ANGELES, CA—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of twenty five Alexander Technique teachers spent a wild afternoon in Reseda Sunday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior and generally validating the living heck out of each other. Confirming the women get … Continue reading

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I’m Avoiding The Social Ghetto With A New App

REDMOND, Wash. (CBS Seattle) – Microsoft has been granted a patent for its “avoid the social ghetto” feature for bloggers. Microsoft’s patent states that a route can be plotted for bloggers to avoid an “unsafe post or being in an … Continue reading

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SATIRE: Alexander Teacher Moonlights As Massage Therapist To Make Ends Meet

LOS ANGELES—When the cool evening sun sets over Hollywood, Bill Robinson does not go home to his wife and family. For this Alexander Technique teacher, the work day has only just begun. Robinson, 38, is a two-year veteran of the … Continue reading

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