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Category Archives: Personal
My DNA Leaks Over The Crime Scene
From my live cam chat: palestine4ever: She bought it [lukeisback]? palestine4ever: Scoop! palestine4ever: Who was running it before? palestine4ever: The Fake Luke? palestine4ever: We admire your loyalty. palestine4ever: It’s just funny that that there are all of these Luke porn … Continue reading
The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
I watched this movie with growing horror. Just imagine kicking back on a Tuesday evening, tuning out of the Laker blowout to watch a nice Brad Pitt flick, only to find I’d tuned into, well, I’d write what’s what but I … Continue reading
The Best Insurance Bargain
When I first bought car insurance (it was in the summer of 1985), my State Farm agent Bernie recommended I get towing insurance. It cost about $15 a year. With towing insurance, I get 100% of my towing expenses reimbursed. … Continue reading
‘Why Doesn’t The Rabbi Act Like A Rabbi?’
A Mexican lady at a shul I often attend asked a friend of mine on Shabbos, "Why doesn’t the rabbi [me] go upfront and act like a rabbi?" He told her that I wasn’t really a rabbi. He should’ve told … Continue reading
My Medical Tests Came Back
Everything is normal except my triglycerides are a tad high (should be below 150 and they are 157), my HDL is a tad low (should be 40 or greater and is 35), and I have pre-diabetes. My fasting blood sugar … Continue reading
My SEO Blog
palestine4ever: I’m telling you, Levi: sell the shovels to the goldrushers, don’t try to look for gold yourself. palestine4ever: Are you running an SEO blog anywhere? palestine4ever: You should be if you’re not. palestine4ever: You can con–sorry, "convince"–thousands of your … Continue reading
When My Implacable Anger Collides With The Sweetest Intern
When I called yesterday to reschedule, the secretary told me that today I was lucky to get the most popular intern at the school. Yay! My mind raced. What mysterious Oriental delights awaited me? I speculated aloud to my friend. I … Continue reading
Raunchy Writers
I get in constant trouble from rabbis and other religious Jews for raunchy writing. I’ve been kicked out of four shuls for this sin. How come these same shuls celebrate screenwriters who write R-rated Hollywood movies filled with sex, nudity, and profanity … Continue reading
I’m Looking For Some Bitches To Take My Last Name
Darrah writes: I was inspired today by this Luke Ford post to change my name from Darrah to now Darrah Ford. No I’m not sniffing coke as I’m typing this! Luke was a former porn blogger in his past life … Continue reading
‘It’s Not Like Your Rabbi Will Read It’
Luzdedos1: Good to see you Sunday sailer girl hollyrandall: lol thanks hollyrandall: i read your blog thing hollyrandall: hey can i write about your guilty feelings about masturbation? it would be great coupled with my member seeing me there– … Continue reading