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Category Archives: Personal
Laughing Girls
My favorite way to connect is through conversation. When I meet a girl and we can talk for hours, that is the best sign that we are meant for each other. Table tennis comes and go but conversation remains. I … Continue reading
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Tagged few words, firm foundation, fond memories, good times, table tennis
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Dr. Feelgood
When proffering my Alexander Technique services today, I asked a girl, “Do you want some Dr. Feelgood?” All chicks I know find this moniker creepy, like I’m a drug pusher. But God made this way. Let him soothe your soul, … Continue reading
Posted in Alexander Technique, Music, Personal
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What If I’m Getting Close When It Comes Time For My Sex Addiction Meeting?
I see myself exploring the great indoors with a comely lass. We’re doing writing exercises and mutually supporting each other’s literary endeavors. We might even drink some Manischevitz, blow the shofar and discuss which yeshiva to send our kids. Then … Continue reading
Posted in Addiction, Personal
Tagged comely lass, horns of a dilemma, literary endeavors, sex addiction, writing exercises
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Voice Lessons
I used my Alexander Technique lessons this week to develop my voice. I tend to carry around a lot of unnecessary tension in my jaw and neck, and I get particularly tight when I start speaking provocatively. Have you heard … Continue reading
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Tagged alexander technique lessons, blood pressure levels, eye muscles, parasympathetic nervous system, post traumatic stress, traumatic stress disorder
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Key Differences Between Throat And Trachea
If you put it in the wrong pipe, you could kill a girl. Luke to the rabbi: “Have you had problems in this way? Hey buddy, you’re in the trachea, not the throat.” A doctor emails me: “To insert male … Continue reading