I was inspired today by this Luke Ford post to change my name from Darrah to now Darrah Ford. No I’m not sniffing coke as I’m typing this! Luke was a former porn blogger in his past life and I always wanted to be the female Luke Ford. But I doubt that will ever happen. Can’t a nice Catholic girl just have this one dream?? And since Darrah isn’t my real name anyway, I thought I’ll go as Darrah Ford as my new online identity in the blogosphere! haha I’m also known as SexyPervert or SexyP on Luke’s live cam. There you’ll see, when I’m logged in, that me being weird and a little unbalanced is normal for me. So no need to worry that I have suddenly lost all sense and reasoning. The name change is like Perez Hilton choosing his name because of his warped love/hate relationship with Paris Hilton. So I’m now going as Darrah Ford as my homage to Luke Ford. I have told Luke of my idea and he has approved.
From my live cam chat:
palestine4ever: Remember that chica Cynara Fox that got upset that you said she acted like she was on drugs?
palestine4ever: She had a myspace profile where she not only celebrates… uh… being off drugs…
palestine4ever: …but took YOUR NAME!
palestine4ever: THIS IS MORAL LEADERSHIP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
palestine4ever: I have never had a similar effect on a fallen woman before.
palestine4ever: Of course she hasn’t logged in in a year and is probably doing smack again
palestine4ever: BUT FOR AWHILE YOU MADE A DIFFERENCE!
palestine4ever: Luke, I think this is a new schtick for you.
palestine4ever: Have all of your young, childless female acolytes take your last name.
palestine4ever: I really don’t think you’ve given a career as a cult leader a fair chance.
palestine4ever: Think of how many Cynara Foxes are out there, waiting to be shaped into succulent (if freaky-looking) Lucie Fords.
palestine4ever: Oh, your fan on VNN replied, too.
palestine4ever: Just call me your personal secretary to the online world of hate and fallen women.
YourMoralLeader: emma took my first name
palestine4ever: It sounds like some Mongol general.