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Category Archives: Personal
Should you wait until your second date to talk about your 12-step program or just get it out right away?
David: Personally I read out to them my step 4 and step 8. If they still want to be with me after that then they are mine forever. Rabbi Hershel Rabbs Remer I’m curious how any woman could go out … Continue reading
I’m Trying To Figure Out The Difference Between Gay And Persian
An Orthodox Persian friend says he knows of no gay Persian Jew. Is it true that homosexuality is unknown among the Persians? Ahmadinijad says so. I am trying to figure out if my friend is gay. He’s Persian Orthodox, nearly … Continue reading
Making Jews Look Good Since 1993
A friend at work tells her 41 yo son about me: “There’s this kid a few years older than you with a cherubic Anglican face who’s an Orthodox Jew.” “Did he convert?” “Yes. He wears his beanie every day and … Continue reading
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I Fell In Love With My Pharmacist
After nearly 12 happy years with the program, I gave up my Kaiser health insurance in March because I couldn’t afford the $420 a month premium. I went to pay cash for a prescription today for fluticasone propionate nasal spray … Continue reading
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How Do Girls React To Me?
My writing teacher: “I’d love to see a girl reacting to you.” A girl who responds to me will typically hold my eye contact for an extra beat. She’ll position herself near me. She’ll smile. She’ll talk. She’ll open up … Continue reading