Category Archives: Personal

Excuse Me If I Don’t Feel Sorry For Those Whose Jobless Benefits Have Run Out

I can’t believe some people collected 99 weeks of unemployment benefits. Sweet! I’m self-employed. There’s no bailout nation for me. I have to make my own way in the world. So I don’t feel sorry for those whose generous nearly … Continue reading

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Torah Weirdo

A few years ago in the Jewish Journal of Los Angeles, Aish HaTorah rabbi Aryeh Markman called me a “Torah weirdo.” I felt hurt at first but then Chaim Amalek told me he loved the phrase and so I learned … Continue reading

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Facebook Is Good

FB: My therapist wants me to think about the ways I self-sabotage. Suggestions anyone? # Rabbi Hershel Rabbs Remer Clean up your chat room 55 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · # Luke Ford But I like Shira and Leslie! 55 … Continue reading

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Nasty Piece Of Work

I think I’m a nasty piece of work — angry, vengeful, and spiteful. I am so ashamed. I hate who I am much of the time. Thank the good L-rd my psycho-therapists don’t view me this way. They all look … Continue reading

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He Called Me Levi!

My Hebrew name is “Levi Ben Avraham.” My goyisha name is Luke Carey Ford. When Orthodox Jews, particularly Orthodox rabbis, call me “Luke” or “Mr. Ford”, I always feel like I am in trouble. Why? Because I can’t reconcile the … Continue reading

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Sex Under False Pretenses

Here’s a hilarious story from Israel: “A Palestinian man has been convicted of rape by deception after having consensual sex with a woman who had believed him to be a fellow Jew.” Oy, what will the goyim think? Oy, did … Continue reading

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Thank G-d For The PDA

Thanks to PDAs like the iPhone and the Blackberry, the pious Jew can now call up his required prayers any time he needs them. He can hold up his PDA and sway back and forth talking to HaShem from the … Continue reading

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Israeli Radio In Los Angeles

I didn’t know there was a Los Angeles-based Israeli radio station online at israla.com. I’ll be a guest Tuesday night. Liami Lawrence posts to my Facebook: Infamous Blogger Luke Ford, Israel’s first Bedioun Diplomat Ish Khaldi ( former Deputy Consul … Continue reading

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When Bad Implants Happen To Good People

What is a man of faith to do when he is repeatedly confronted by bad implants happening to good people? Does he deny the existence of all an powerful, all beneficent deity? Does he wail and gnash his teeth and … Continue reading

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Luke Must Live

My latest medical tests: CHOLESTEROL 192

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