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Rabbs: The Power And The Glory

From last Monday night’s Torah talk: Luke: “How was your Rosh Hashanah?” Rabbs: “God awful. Seventy three straight hours of going out of my mind. I absolutely hated it. Brutal.” Luke: “What do you have against going to shul?” Rabbs: … Continue reading

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Thank G-d For The PDA

Thanks to PDAs like the iPhone and the Blackberry, the pious Jew can now call up his required prayers any time he needs them. He can hold up his PDA and sway back and forth talking to HaShem from the … Continue reading

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Cornered By A Shiksa

Monica’s “Martinis and Melodrama” cocktail party is called for 7:30 p.m. I walk up to her door and knock at 7:30 p.m. I’m the first guest. Her dog Eliot Epstein barks furiously. Last time I was here, he bit me. … Continue reading

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