Tag Archives: shiksa

Respect!

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Luke Ford

Hot Shiksa calls. I squeal: "You poked me on Facebook! This is a whole new direction for our relationship. We’re finally making our feelings concrete. It’s not just words. Now it’s down to poking. We’re making things holy." Hot Shiksa: … Continue reading →

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Is Kundalini Yoga Sex Yoga?

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Luke Ford

The other night I was doing yoga and we were told to lie on our stomachs and raise our butts in the air and then crash our pelvises to the floor and repeat. I am not ashamed to admit that … Continue reading →

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Short Cuts

Posted on May 24, 2009 by Luke Ford

* About three years ago, I made the mistake of telling this nine-year-old girl that I smoke cigars (she had been propagandized at school that this was evil). I was kidding. I do not smoke anything. Ever since, however, she … Continue reading →

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Molesting Girls

Posted on February 28, 2009 by Luke Ford

I was crashing with this girl a few years ago. I was being all honorable and just trying to get to sleep when she said to me, "Why aren’t you trying to molest me?" She was hurt that I hadn’t … Continue reading →

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The Bad Jew

Posted on February 24, 2009 by Luke Ford

"Would you carry this?" she asks. We’re outside the Santa Monica Co-Op on Broadway, a few blocks from where I had a passionate one-year fling with a gorgeous shiksa who was ten years my junior, five times more flexible, one-quarter … Continue reading →

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