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She Purrs
She called Friday at 8:08 pm. He couldn’t pick up the phone because it was the Sabbath, but it was their pre-arranged signal for him to come out to get her. He wouldn’t get to listen to her message until … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged deceptions, gloss, hovel, orthodox shuls, shabbos, yoga mat
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I’m Ready To Release My Own Line Of Yoga Videos
I’m a certified instructor in mystical yoga. All I need is enough hot chix to fill the hovel, all wearing spandex and attentive expressions. I’ll talk for a few minutes about spirituality and then launch into a provocative series of … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged hot chix, hovel, paypal, provocative series, vids, wearing spandex
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Lukeland
Bob emails: "I’m watching this Michael Jackson will fiasco and I’m hoping your will is in order. I would hate to see your various lovers and family members squabbling over your fortune when you pass." Fred emails: I’m afraid that … Continue reading
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Tagged boom boxes, hovel, magna carta, teffilin, true successor, unsold copies
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A Sharp Jolt Smacks The Hovel
This quake rolled through at 3:50 pm. It was a short sharp jolt. There was no rolling to start this one off like Sunday night. I can recall four sharp earthquakes in the past few weeks now. It is getting … Continue reading
Posted in Los Angeles
Tagged earthquakes, garden spade, hawthorne area, hovel, jolt, la times, laobserved, literary giant, quake, sunny jim
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