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Glum
I was pretty quiet during my Alexander Technique lesson today. My teacher asked me what I was thinking. “I’m thinking about asking my… for a loan,” I said. “Oh,” she said. “I’d be glum too.” My teacher worked on my … Continue reading
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Tagged Alexander Technique, alignment, contempt, disgust, fantasizing, musculature, smarty pants, theory of relativity, university of aberdeen, verges
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Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time’s Sake
ATHENS, GA—Though David Unger’s onanistic ritual has changed much over the past three decades, the 39-year-old copy editor told reporters Monday that he was "thrilled" to reconnect with someone he hadn’t used as masturbatory fodder in years: Academy Award–winning actress … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged academy award, alias, athens ga, carver, david unger, difficult questions, fantasizing, fodder, genitalia, hiatus, jennifer aniston, kelly clarkson, lucy liu, mdash, old time, onanistic, sex symbol, susan sarandon, three decades, waste of time
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