I can not be swayed. I can not be tempted.
ChaimAmalek: Luke, I am sorry to hear that you have taken a vow of eternal chastity. It is not required of you by Judaism, but I respect your decision
ChaimAmalek: You must be pure for your yoga
ChaimAmalek: And coitus only tenses the chakras
FATS: where’s the entertainment in this chatroom
ChaimAmalek: Ever since Luke gave up sex, the women have stayed away and so too the men
ChaimAmalek: Only the celibate gather here
FATS: that’s true!
ChaimAmalek: I think what Luke needs is for some woman to go over to his hovel and rape him right on the cam
FATS: Luke lives in a fortress – he doesn’t have to be afraid of rape
ChaimAmalek: It would have to begin with her locating his stash of levitra, grinding up a pill, disolving it in water and than admiinstering it to him as an enema
ChaimAmalek: Then she, and maybe this would require several women, would have their way with Luke live for us to see.
ChaimAmalek: The mic would be on, and we would hear Luke crying out "Rabbi …, forgive me!"
ChaimAmalek: You ladies want him. You ladies should get over there NOW and do him
ChaimAmalek: When you are done, force Luke to do something he finds especially degrading. Like getting a job