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Tag Archives: beard
I’m Thinking Of Oiling My Beard
Outside of therapy today, I sat in the sun next to a guy with a big ol’ gash on his left ear. It was all bloody. We got to talking as I tend to do around people with bloody ears. … Continue reading
Goy Joy Lives – I’m Meditating Live On My Cam To Abstract Sanskrit Chants
From my live cam: guest7: You now have two traditions where wisdom is associated with a beard: Hinduism and Judaism. Now if you embrace Islam, you’ll be on your way to embracing beard-loving religions. guest7: What’s your next beard-loving tradition … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Yoga
Tagged beard, beards, chants, hindu deity, Hinduism, Judaism, live cam, loving religion
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Buying Men Plants
From my live chat: guest63: Now men are comparing women to dogs that we buy you balloons so "mark our territory"? If we wanted to mark our territory, we would star decorating your apartments, or buy a plant so you … Continue reading
Posted in Dating
Tagged Apartments, beard, blue flowers, chatroom, dogs, Emma, live chat, nbsp, plant person, plants, question index, sunscreen, yahoo
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At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met
From my live cam: Video palestine4ever: This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack: i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever: I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged agony, andrea yates, balloon, balloons, beard, bladder, blue eyes, compilation, e card, every ten minutes, gonna pop, haircut, hell, housewives, k tel, lector, live cam, mellow gold, murder children, murderer, Music, nbsp, sweatpants, tap, tv commercials
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Why Are Jews So Crazy?
palestine4ever: hello Mr. Luke. palestine4ever: Why are Jews so crazy? palestine4ever: I’m not female but if I was, I still cannot wrap my head around a rabbi seduction fantasy. palestine4ever: Pun intended. palestine4ever: It’s like writing erotic fan fiction about … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged Anti-Semitism, assault with a deadly weapon, basketball fan, beard, bertie ahern, better days, cultural understanding, disco duck, fan fiction, gerald ford, greatest sports, hate crime, humble folks, Jews, nbsp, police report, pun, rabbi, seduction, tall blacks, teenagers, twink, wig
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