Bargains On YouTube

Bargains:

Cheap Airfare
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Cheap Tickets
Discount
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Best Actor Videos On Youtube

Actors:

Amanda Bynes
Christina DeRosa
David Carradine
Elijah Kelley
Galilea Montijo
Jennifer Garner
Mischa Barton
Nikki Blonsky
Wesley Snipes
Zac Efron

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In Bronx School, Culture Shock, Then Revival

Elissa Gootman writes for the New York Times:

Junior High School 22, in the South Bronx, had run through six principals in just over two years when Shimon Waronker was named the seventh.

On his first visit, in October 2004, he found a police officer arresting a student and calling for backup to handle the swelling crowd. Students roamed the hallways with abandon; in one class of 30, only 5 students had bothered to show up. “It was chaos,” Mr. Waronker recalled. “I was like, this can’t be real.”

Teachers, parents and students at the school, which is mostly Hispanic and black, were equally taken aback by the sight of their new leader: A member of the Chabad-Lubavitch sect of Hasidic Judaism with a beard, a black hat and a velvet yarmulke.

“The talk was, ‘You’re not going to believe who’s running the show,’ ” said Lisa DeBonis, now an assistant principal.

At a time when the Bloomberg administration has put principals at the center of its efforts to overhaul schools, making the search for great school leaders more pressing than ever, the tale of Mr. Waronker shows that sometimes, the most unlikely of candidates can produce surprising results.

Despite warnings from some in the school system that Mr. Waronker was a cultural mismatch for a predominantly minority school, he has outlasted his predecessors, and test scores have risen enough to earn J.H.S. 22 an A on its new school report card. The school, once on the city’s list of the 12 most dangerous, has since been removed.

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You Can Now Listen To My Blog!

Click on the audio button at the top of each post to have my wisdom drop into your ears like honey.

This is so exciting for me that I want to write something truly inspiring, words that can be trumpeted across our fruited plain.

I want to be a uniter, not a divider.

"Oh Levi, you are my moral leader!" she screamed as she arched her back to receive my blog post.

"I read your blog every day. It’s transcendent. You are the gadol hador of Pico/Robertson. You are more powerful than the RCC. You are more kosher than Pats. You’re better with outreach than Aish HaTorah. You combine Torah with derech eretz better than YU! You are more modern than Chovevei Torah! You are more traditional than the Satmar! You’re more of a feminist than Saul Berman! You hate lashon hara more than Joseph Telushkin! You have more clarity than Dennis Prager! You are more inclusive than American Jewish University! You are cooler than Rob Eshman and a better writer! You are sexier than Danielle Berrin! You are like a thousand rabbis to me. I’ve been a bad yeshiva girl! You caught me cheating on my Mishna test! Please don’t tell my parents! Please punish me. Let my sins be upon me and upon my children.

"You know what to do. You are the man. You own it. It’s yours, baby. Take it! Take it! You captured me in battle, shaved my head, let me mourn for my family for 30 days and now I’m your pilegesh! Enter my tent and I will comfort you over the death of your mommy!

"Go Dallas Cowboys! Come on, Levi, score a touchdown right now! Hit this baby out of the park! Hit a home run, Levi, my strong vibrant Moral Leader! I’ve never known any man like you. You are all man. It’s perfect. Oh, you make me feel so full! Oh Levi, my Moral Leader, you can do anything you want to me! It’s the Shabbos! It’s a mitzvah! It’s permitted because I am your wife! But I want you to treat me as our patriarch Jacob treated Tamar by the side of the road, as Amnon treated his sister… Oh no! Stop! Don’t! Don’t stop! My Moral Leader! Be brutal! Be cruel! Be quick for the Philistines are coming!"

Damn. I’m bookmarking this post. Whenever I feel down, I’m gonna click on the audio (though I must admit it is mildly disconcerting to listen to a MAN read these things to me).

I can’t believe I’ve turned out like the protagonist in Carnal Knowledge.

Khunrum emails: "Oy Gevalt! Who is that Fruit? The President of your Gay Fan Club?"

I’ll take my love where I can get it, even if it is from a robot.

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FBI Transcripts: David Ehrenstein Telephone Log

From The Festering Swamp:

Ehrenstein [Pink Mountain Snake, "PMS"]: Darling, it’s the python. Where’s my mouse?

Unidentified communist agitator [UCA}: I killed Kennedy.

PMS: Well, he looked dead when I left him but that’s only because I wore him out.

UCA: Meet me in Tompkins Park at 7.

PMS: I’ll be there faster than Bella Abzug can eat a pastrami sandwich.

August 12, 1982

PMS: Mother, I’m in love.

Dolly Ehrenstein: They’ll stone you, Davey!

PMS: Not unless I register at B. Altman’s.

October 31, 1990

PMS: Do I even need body paint? It’ll come off when I sweat.

Deviant Lover: Don’t worry about it. The stuff’s lead-free and I’m teething.

July 9, 2007

PMS: Operator, emergency breakthrough to Tony Kushner!

Operator: I’m sorry, sir. That number is not listed.

PMS: Breeder!

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Bruce Nadler, Nip/Tuck Workout Author, Dead at 61

Kate Coe writes Feb. 6, 2008:

In a true-life Nip/Tuck episode, Bruce and Terri Nadler were found dead of gunshot wounds in an apparent murder/suicide, earlier this week. The bodybuilding boards are all abuzz.

Dr. Nadler had been a noted cosmetic surgeon in New York, but had lost his license awhile back. He’d written a book called The Nip/Tuck Workout, and was quite the media guy. He’d become a trainer, after leaving New York.

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Charges Dismissed Against Chabad Messianist

From Chabad.info so you know it’s true:

On the night of Kinus Hashluchim, Rosh Chodesh Kislev, 5767, a unprovoked violent pogrom was perpetrated in Lubavitch World headquarters – 770 Eastern Parkway. The violence, which was publicized on many media outlets, both Jewish and not, brought tremendous shame to the name of Lubavitch. However the violence wasn’t initiated by Cossacks or Russian peasants of olde, but rather by a group chassidei chabad who couldn’t handle the fact that the parties running the operations in 770 (which were elected by the community of Crown Heights) are individuals who believe the Lubavitcher Rebbe is Moshiach and feel a need to publicize this message, as the Rebbe had encouraged. 
 
On that fateful night, Shluchim and Temimim represented by the Krinsky – Shemtov duo, with the assistance of a notorious gang known to many as "Shomrim" violently tore down signs bearing the words "Yechi Adoneinu" from the walls of 770, vandalized thousands of dollars of equipment belonging to 770live, and beat and assaulted anyone who attempted to protest their actions, including nearly killing Y.Y. Kupchik.
 
Following the vandalism, NYPD detectives arrested several Temimim who were identified by Shomrim members as having violently assaulted them (when in fact, the exact opposite was true).
 
Charges against the Temimim were dropped soon thereafter due to lack of evidence, with the exception of one Tomim, Melech Thaler, who was arrested following a complaint by Levi Weiss, (a prominent Shomrim-gang member).
 
Later on in court, Melech found that Levi Weiss’ charges disappeared and were replaced by allegations emanating from Israel Shemtov, who claimed he saw Melech Thaler throw a bottle at him in 770.

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God Is In The Details

David Suissa writes:

Any religion where the main book can read like a Home Depot instruction manual must have something amazing going for it. The spirituality is so hidden, the morality so subtle, the inspiration so obscure, that a few-thousand years later, we’re still trying to figure it out.

It’s the exact opposite of a self-help book with brilliantly crafted nuggets of inspiration. Our book is not consumer-driven. It doesn’t beg to be loved. It doesn’t try to be clear. It doesn’t even try to appear relevant.

It’s the word of God, and it’s our story. Take it or leave it — or wallow in it.

Sure, we have our moments of beautiful clarity, like the Ten Commandments. But for my money, Judaism stands out when it gives you the tedious, the mysterious and the uncomfortable and challenges you to make it your own.

Too often, I’ve seen how rabbis and outreach groups are so intent on making Judaism "relevant" that they hide all the arcane details and go right to the meaningful lessons. They will take one small item from the parsha of the week and build an edifice of life lessons around it. One of the best Jewish Web sites, Aish.com, has a formidable array of teachings on the parsha of the week, but nowhere on their site will you find the actual parsha itself — not even a recap of the story! What is everybody so afraid of? That we will read God’s words and make our own interpretations?

It’s a credit to the Torah that it reads like a story and not a sermon or a sales pitch. We should do more to honor this story — with all its warts and details — even when it sounds like an instruction manual. When the average person today is exposed to 2,000 commercial messages a day, a story that doesn’t try to sell to you is a welcome break — especially one that comes from God.

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Film shows Down syndrome no obstacle to prayer – it’s the non-retarded who have the problems

The JTA’s Rebecca Wolfson is all giddy that retarded kids can pray.

Yeah, well, it’s those with their rational faculties most intact who have the biggest problem with prayer. What’s the point? To change G-d’s mind? To change us? If the latter, then Torah study is far more effective.

I believe the true purpose of prayer is to force Jews to gather three times a day, even with people they can’t stand, and this is conducive to smart business deals.

Wolfson  writes:

Lior Liebling davens everywhere: in the backyard, in school and on the swing set. Some congregants at his synagogue, Mishkan Shalom of Mount Arie, Pa., call him the "little rebbe."

"The Zohar tells stories of miracle children who were spiritual geniuses," one synagogue member said. "Well, that’s what Lior is."

Lior is the 13-year-old featured in the new documentary, "Praying With Lior," which highlights the bar mitzvah of a Jewish child living with Down syndrome.

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Orthodox – Non-Orthodox Relations In Los Angeles

Conservative Rabbi David Wolpe has said that L.A. has the worst Orthodox-Conservative relations in the country.

Yet LimmudLA has at least two Orthodox rabbis speaking (Elazar Muskin and Yosef Kanefsky) and a string of Orthodox laity presenting. The New York Orthodox rabbinate boycotted the New York limmud.

Joe emails: "Not true.  There was a major Yeshiva University presence including prominent rebbeim and a whole day of Limmud dedicated to discussions of the legacy of the Rav."

In some ways, Pico-Robertson is a bastion of Modern Orthodoxy.

There are only a couple Orthodox rabbis in Los Angeles willing to sit on the Federation’s Board of Rabbis with their non-Orthodox counterparts. Unlike his predecessor Abner Weiss, Beth Jacob’s Rabbi Steven Weil won’t sit on the Board of Rabbis.

Jacob Berkman writes for JTA:

The most significant differences in opinion between the Orthodox and non-Orthodox center on Israel and the Iraq war, according to the survey, which has been conducted annually since 1997.

According to the survey, 69 percent of Orthodox Jews said they feel "very close" to Israel, compared to 29 percent of Conservative Jews and 22 percent of Reform Jews. Only 4 percent of the Orthodox said they feel "fairly distant," as opposed to 14 percent of Conservatives and 25 percent of the Reform.

Fifty-seven percent of Orthodox Jews said the United States "did the right thing" when it invaded Iraq and support U.S. military action against Iran. Only 27 percent of Conservative Jews backed the Iraq war and 38 percent favored strikes against the Islamic Republic; among Reform Jews the totals were 22 percent and 32 percent.

…Sylvia Barack Fishman, a professor of contemporary Jewish life at Brandeis University, suggested that the gaps are explained in large part by a greater commitment among Orthodox Jews to the idea of Jewish peoplehood.

…The divide is exacerbated by an Orthodox community that is becoming more and more right wing, due largely to the amount of time that young Orthodox Jews spend in Israel, according to Steven Bayme, the director of the AJCommittee’s Department of Contemporary Jewish Life.

It has become a rite of passage for Orthodox Jewish day school and yeshiva students to spend a year or two years studying at yeshivas in Israel after high school and before college. Those yeshivas, Bayme said, are ideologically incompatible with mainstream American Jewish thought.

"The faculties at the institutions they attend tend to project attitudes that are far more to the conservative end of the spectrum on all the social political issues and are in many ways dissonant from the dominant attitudes of American Jews in general," said Bayme, who is Modern Orthodox.

The divide only stands to get worse as the Orthodox grow in importance, Bayme predicted.

Orthodox Jews now account for about 9 percent of Jews who affiliate with a synagogue, but they comprise 17 percent of the affiliated population aged 19-25. About 228,000 Orthodox Jews are younger than 18, compared to 155,000 Conservative and 190,000 Reform — Orthodox children, in other words, make up 38 percent of that younger cohort.

"If you are looking at the next generation of who will be Jewish leaders, in the year 2050," Bayme said, "if you are looking at who is going to be sufficiently concerned about Jewish community and Jewish peoplehood activities, one sociologist suggests that 50 percent of that universe of people concerned with Jewish life may be Orthodox."

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